Episode 84: Elisha Cuthbert Has To Pee Sometimes

READERS: STOG, Kumquatxop, Portaxx, Boots Raingear, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon

Edited by Boots Raingear

Explaining his methodology for creating tension in his films, Alfred Hitchcock said "There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it." This sums up the fetish of our subjects quite well, as long as you substitute "the bang" with "peeing". And substitute "terror" with "boner". And... well, you should probably misspell all the other words just to make it thematically appropriate. In this episode, we're looking at the writings of omoroshi fetishists — persons whom (for reasons known only to themselves) the idea of needing to pee is super duper hot. This week, you'll grit your death in agony.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. How can you tell if someone is into omorashi
  2. Colour of Pee
  3. Videogame Wetting
  4. Severus Snape and the office chair
  5. My EPIC Story
  6. Superpwrful piss
  7. Desperate Girls In Tv Shows

MUSIC USED

  • Harry Nilsson - I'd Rather Be Dead Than Wet The Bed
  • Jiz - Let's Have A Pee Pee

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:47  

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0 #155 Julia 2013-12-31 16:34
"Zedilek, the palette swap of Zedikel" cracks me up every time. And not just while I'm listening to this. I just randomly remember it at odd times and cackle to myself.
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+3 #154 antifairy 2013-04-03 02:57
I was so glad to be featured on this podcast. But I am afraid that you pronounced my name wrong. It's anTIE as in a tie that you wear. Also it's omorashi, not omoroshi.

Other than that, this was pretty hilarious, we all had a good laugh at it back at the site.
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+3 #153 dasandmann* 2013-01-27 18:40
Quoting Humidresearcher*:
My god this is the BEST podcast I have ever listened to! I got of... I mean I laughed so hard... yeah... that's the ticket. You guys should read more of this kinda stuff. Or just send me so HD wetting picks to

*"celebrity" commenter impersonated


Oh thank god you're here. Is it possible in any way to perform a courtesy pee while stuck in quicksand?

Anyway possible?

*"celebrity" commenter also impersonated
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+2 #152 Humidresearcher* 2013-01-27 16:58
My god this is the BEST podcast I have ever listened to! I got of... I mean I laughed so hard... yeah... that's the ticket. You guys should read more of this kinda stuff. Or just send me so HD wetting picks to

*"celebrity" commenter impersonated
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+1 #151 skub 2012-11-06 13:54
Quoting Kumquatxop:
Quoting Ansemaru:
So: who's going out tomorrow and voting for Basil Marceaux?


AND STOG CLIMBED OUT OF ROMNEY'S BUTTHOLE


there's probably a "lemon. wet. good." joke i can make here but i can't for the life of me piece it together
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+6 #150 Kumquatxop 2012-11-06 00:35
Quoting Ansemaru:
So: who's going out tomorrow and voting for Basil Marceaux?


AND STOG CLIMBED OUT OF ROMNEY'S BUTTHOLE
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0 #149 Acierwhatever 2012-11-05 22:45
Quoting Reginald Charming:
Oh thank God, I thought it was just me.


God no. I made a reading on Garbage Day of Gonterfic and it was rather tedious. It was bad without being so bad it became ironically good. It was hours of, "This guy is a tedious blowhard but can't suck enough to be amusing."

I couldn't even read his kickstarter without my eyes crossing.
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+1 #148 Reginald Charming 2012-11-05 22:40
Quoting Isfahan:

The problem with his stuff is that his text stuff is loooong and horrible in that low-key, background-noise kind of way.


Oh thank God, I thought it was just me.
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+11 #147 Ansemaru 2012-11-05 21:30
So: who's going out tomorrow and voting for Basil Marceaux?
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+1 #146 KingKalamari 2012-11-05 17:35
Quoting Tanny:
Quoting Cuddlesquid:
Quoting Tanny:
Quoting Kumquatxop:
we see less of on display nowadays, due to people having Facebook feeds
I get the impression you've never seen Facebook erotic roleplay.

Is it safe to say that Facebook erotic roleplay is one of those things everybody wants the Ridiculists to read but nobody wants to content-mine for?
In the case of myself, absolutely. I am sorely tempted to mine some classic David Gonterman, though.


You don't need to look for old stuff, he recently reared his mulleted head again in the best way possible:

kickstarter.com/.../...
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+2 #145 Isfahan 2012-11-05 16:07
Quoting Tanny:
I am sorely tempted to mine some classic David Gonterman, though.


The problem with his stuff is that his text stuff is loooong and horrible in that low-key, background-nois e kind of way. His non-text stuff—his comics and art—don't lend themselves well to podcasting. David Gonterman is on my radar, though.
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0 #144 Tanny 2012-11-05 13:57
Quoting Cuddlesquid:
Quoting Tanny:
Quoting Kumquatxop:
we see less of on display nowadays, due to people having Facebook feeds
I get the impression you've never seen Facebook erotic roleplay.

Is it safe to say that Facebook erotic roleplay is one of those things everybody wants the Ridiculists to read but nobody wants to content-mine for?
In the case of myself, absolutely. I am sorely tempted to mine some classic David Gonterman, though.
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+3 #143 Cuddlesquid 2012-11-05 13:46
Quoting Tanny:
Quoting Kumquatxop:
we see less of on display nowadays, due to people having Facebook feeds
I get the impression you've never seen Facebook erotic roleplay.

Is it safe to say that Facebook erotic roleplay is one of those things everybody wants the Ridiculists to read but nobody wants to content-mine for?
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+6 #142 skub 2012-11-05 12:39
Quoting Tanny:
Quoting Kumquatxop:
we see less of on display nowadays, due to people having Facebook feeds
I get the impression you've never seen Facebook erotic roleplay.


sasuke poked naruto in more ways than one
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+3 #141 Tanny 2012-11-05 09:36
Quoting Kumquatxop:
we see less of on display nowadays, due to people having Facebook feeds
I get the impression you've never seen Facebook erotic roleplay.
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+11 #140 Kumquatxop 2012-11-05 01:16
Quoting Portaxx:
Also he's a crazypants.


I do enjoy pants and also crazy.

To answer your question dear Cody: the old days of PoE were a crash course in the absolute weirdest shit humanity had to offer -- in a way that unfortunately we see less of on display nowadays, due to people having Facebook feeds instead of Geocities pages and whatnot.

Thankfully things like Tumblr, Youtube, and specialized forums have kept alive the core concept of insane people shouting in a self-reinforcin g echo chamber with other alike insane people. I happen to highly enjoy finding and laughing at them (usually while drunk).

Also I wouldn't say I'm totally inured to internet things, it's just that most of it I've already seen before in various iterations. Some stuff still totally breaks me though -- John Charles Wilson (ep. 30) comes to mind particularly.
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+9 #139 Tanny 2012-11-04 19:44
Lemon is one of my headmates and is saving that information for astral marriage.
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+7 #138 Medilia 2012-11-04 14:11
When's the next episode going up?
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+11 #137 Portaxx 2012-10-30 20:14
Quoting Cody:
Just a quick question, is Kumquatxop the most unbroken reader? Hearing him laugh while the others were (rightfully) disgusted with the guy who has to eat out his girlfriend after she pees made me think this. Also, he seems to find the really gross content and have heard in other episodes bring it up.


FUN FACT: Kumquatxop and I have been on PoE the longest. I think we joined the same week actually. That said, I suspect he's so desensitized to insane internet shit that he laughs off most horrors.

Also he's a crazypants.
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+1 #136 agentanalogue 2012-10-30 19:42
Hey! Lemon did a "Toast" too this episode and didn't even realize it!

"I don't want to doubt the WHIZ-dom of piss fetishists."

HAW HAW HA-- *BANG* *body-collapses *
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+4 #135 Cody 2012-10-30 18:05
Just a quick question, is Kumquatxop the most unbroken reader? Hearing him laugh while the others were (rightfully) disgusted with the guy who has to eat out his girlfriend after she pees made me think this. Also, he seems to find the really gross content and have heard in other episodes bring it up.
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0 #134 Nellie Zwieback 2012-10-26 13:36
I didn't want to listen because the idea of this is utterly disgusting, but I'm glad I did because I heard "Steiner Stained Recliner." A lot of the voices you guys do are confused, desperate yelling, but add some dumb, mushmouth meathead to the mix and you have Scott Steiner.
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+1 #133 PowerBum 2012-10-23 19:55
You know, part of me was a little optimistic at the title of this thread. I mean, pee is gross, but at least Elisha Cuthbert is pretty hot, so that's normal, right? EXCEPT NO, they only refer to her when she was like 13 or something. Goddamn it, Xander! And goddamn it, F-Plus subject perverts.
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+1 #132 Isfahan 2012-10-23 17:18
Quoting Cody:
Am I the only one that wishes Jack Chick was in this episode, if only for him to yell out "Jus Ten"...


The thought had occurred to me as well.
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+11 #131 Cody 2012-10-23 12:24
Am I the only one that wishes Jack Chick was in this episode, if only for him to yell out "Jus Ten"...
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0 #130 Notm 2012-10-23 05:08
Quoting montrith:
Hey, I just noticed STOG is the only one who gets to have his name in all caps!


Fun fact: when I first started listening to the podcast, for the longest time I thought STOG was an acronym for something and I spent an unsuccessful 10 minutes searching for an answer.

But of course, hearing Bunnybread's caps lock voice makes everything I type in all caps extremely amusing to me so there's that.
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+12 #129 montrith 2012-10-23 04:31
Hey, I just noticed STOG is the only one who gets to have his name in all caps! I call privilege and demand that the next episode is all about STOG apologizing to us for flaunting his white (going for the odds here) cis maleness in our face. This episode also needs a trigger warning, since as a person who usually writers her name without a capital letter I'm personally traumatized by STOG's all capsness.

Then again, I might have been overdosing on Tumbrl this week...
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+3 #128 Runic 2012-10-22 20:09
I checked out that youtube link at the bottom and I am no longer certain where I am or what is happening to me.
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+1 #127 Chaz GELF 2012-10-22 19:14
Quoting Cuddlesquid:
Quoting Chaz GELF:
I know, right? Have those people got ANY idea how hard it is to piss with a boner? I mean seriously.

Toast, stop posting under other people's names.


I... actually didn't intend for that to happen. Honest. I think Toast has decided to move into my headspace and secretly guide me towards puns.

Either that or we just had a brainwave.
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+4 #126 Cuddlesquid 2012-10-22 18:31
Quoting Chaz GELF:
I know, right? Have those people got ANY idea how hard it is to piss with a boner? I mean seriously.

Toast, stop posting under other people's names.
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