Episode 82: I Sink I Love You


READERS: Portaxx, Isfahan, Acierocolotl, Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop, and Lemon

Edited by Isfahan

As third wave feminism took hold in the 1990's, popular culture found themselves once again looking at the power dynamics of sexuality. Could a woman be strong and independent while still bandying around words like “slut”? Perhaps. Can people live self-actualized lives and still secretly crave a certain sense of helplessness and longing for the strength of another? Probably. Is this a terrible summary for an episode that's all about ladies getting stuck in quicksand? Undoubtedly. We're exploring QuicksandFans.com - a site for people who really like to think about other people getting stuck in preposterous situations only slightly less embarassing than Mitt Romney's current campaign. This week, the F Plus learns the correct way to measure how much room there is in your bog.

The majority of this content was provided by Chaz Gelf.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. Which is better? (Tidal or River Mud)
  2. serious question
  3. Sinking while high/intoxicated?
  4. Thoughts on a Quicksand Video Game?
  5. New form of perversion on wow
  6. a series of video summaries from Mud Puddle Visuals (NSFW!)
  7. Boggy content in Lord of the Rings Online (LOTRO.)
  8. more dirty limericks
  9. Was the Porn found in Bin laden's compound Quicksand videos?
  10. APPLESAUSE?!

MUSIC USED

  • Sugarland - Stuck Like Glue
  • Martha and the Vandellas - Quicksand
Last Updated on Wednesday, 03 October 2012 09:01  

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+7 #121 ForTheLoveOfArtax 2013-01-11 13:26
The Neverending PoOOOOdcast ~

I remember when the horse came back at the end I still felt sad because it felt like the movie was just doing that to make me happy and the horse really was dead forever :(
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0 #120 4TheLoveOfWebcomics 2013-01-11 12:50
I once read a webcomic when I was younger called Dandy and Company ( which, in retrospect, was pretty shit. There were Manchidlian red flags popping up everywhere on it ) that would upload the commisions that some of the fans wanted.
A lot of them had a strange... theme to them.
The characters ( all kids, tweens and teenagers ) would be waking up from a hangover surrounded by a dozen other sleeping characters grinning sheepishly or would be rendered unconcious with a sledgehammer...
It felt like there were a lot of people jerking off to the idea of cartoon kids and animals getting fucked in their sleep honestly.
I don't think I want to look up that webcomic anymore...
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+2 #119 ForTheLoveOfKink 2013-01-11 12:42
Quoting ForTheLoveOfArnold:
Quoting A Meat:
[quote name="Photomancer"]I kinda want someone to draw a Kink Machine emerging out of its human shell, possibly Terminator style.

Cum with me if you want to live.
B[

Man I can't spell these days...
I wonder how many kink paintings Michelangelo was asked to make... And if they paid him in pizzas...
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+5 #118 ForTheLoveOfArnold 2013-01-11 12:39
Quoting A Meat:
[quote name="Photomancer"]I kinda want someone to draw a Kink Machine emerging out of its human shell, possibly Terminator style.

Cum with me if you want live.
B[
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0 #117 Photomancer 2013-01-11 11:50
Quoting A Meat:
Quoting Photomancer:
kink machines.


I kinda want someone to draw a Kink Machine emerging out of its human shell, possibly Terminator style. (Or maybe like a Snatcher from the titular Hideo Kojima game, but only for the pun)


That would be amazing!!!
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+4 #116 A Meat 2013-01-11 09:09
Quoting Photomancer:
kink machines.


I kinda want someone to draw a Kink Machine emerging out of its human shell, possibly Terminator style. (Or maybe like a Snatcher from the titular Hideo Kojima game, but only for the pun)
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+1 #115 Photomancer 2013-01-11 07:55
I... Wow. Geez Portaxx, Well, I'd LOVE to say that I'm surprised that people are acting like that - I really really would, but... Well, it's the internet, and the internet seems to do a fantastic job with tearing down those horrible inhibitions that keep people acting like fucking human beings who aren't simply kink machines. Still hearing stuff like that makes me sorta vomit in my mouth a little... Well, more like a lot.

And here I thought the commission I was going to ask you to draw would have been too nerdy - Boozlebub the Lord of the Golden Still. He's the god of Hard Liquor, Gelatin, and Haberdashery. I kinda wanted something neat for a character sheet for an upcoming game when my friend comes back home...

Not even sure what else to say, so... uhmmm, try not to let the creepers get to you? I know, I have quite a skill at underwhelming shows of support.
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+1 #114 A Meat 2013-01-11 02:58
Do these people think that commissioning a piece of art is like having your own private kink meme that just costs money per use?
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+1 #113 Chaz GELF 2013-01-10 22:56
Oh geez, really Portaxx? People actually private message you with that shit? That is pretty disturbing right there. Publically saying "Oh hey I have that fetish but this episode made me laugh and I love it" is cool but wow. I kinda feel bad for suggesting this episode now, sorry about that.

And the other issue you bring up here: People asking artists to draw their kink (In some cases demanding it for free). The very first thing I do if I want to commission an artist for that stuff and I don't know their stance on it is ask nicely whether or not they're okay with it. If they say yes, then I go ahead and think up something. If they say no, I thank them for letting me know, and commission something clean from them instead.

It's common decency, really.
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+1 #112 Zsa Zsa 2013-01-10 18:53
Of course I'd prefer it if we can just have a weird old conversation, sit back and enjoy theorizing about internet craziness and fetishes just as before, all without anyone getting any hassle.

I figure that dedicating one short but serious info page to being blunt on a few topics might help make things less irritating.
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+3 #111 Zsa Zsa 2013-01-10 18:44
This whole podcast probably started as a fun, silly project among friends who mucked about online together. I'd hate to think of it becoming a drag or a bore - or worse, a vector for gross oafs to muck up your attitude.

Don't forget comment #101, even as it slips off the page. Maybe we could do with Lemon taking a moment and writing up a fairly blunt 'rules and attitudes' page with some sort of guidelines for commenters. An atmosphere where people with odd proclivities can laugh along with a podcast that's mocking them is great, but it's not worth it if one of the side effects is a few people being blunderingly crass and depressing the morale of the readers.
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+13 #110 UlliFassenschachen 2013-01-10 14:46
Most esteemed Fraulein Portaxx!

Not to cause any disarrangement to your busy schedule but I have noticed that you have participated in the reading of certain stories about American pop maestros being completely wrapped in a miraculous household substance. As I have a great interest in these stories it is natural that I should like to hear more of them read with the same joy and zeal I seem to experience when these magical phrases unspool themselves within my own head.

Compensation is no matter, and I even have a terrapin who would happily oblige in doing live modeling for your artwork.

If you will please to email me at once we may commence to negotiate a reasonable rate!
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+4 #109 ForTheLoveOfEcksDee! 2013-01-10 11:50
Don't you know? Putting XD at the end of a phrase means that you can type literally ANYTHING you want!
" I Killed your dog Ecks Dee! "
" I groped you while you were sleeping Ecks Dee! "
" I fap to 12 year old anime getting raped ECKS DEE ECKS DEE ECKS ECKS DEEE KILL ME GOD ECKS DEEEEeeeee "

Also fixed quoting (hopefully):
Quoting Portaxx is Whiny:

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS TO ME AND PUNCTUATE THEM WITH ANIME EMOTICONS.

Well I dunno about you but when a guy goes all ( ^_^ ) I just wanna fuck his brains out right here right now
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+1 #108 ForTheLoveOfAnime 2013-01-10 11:40
Goddam[quote name="Portaxx is Whiny"]
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS TO ME AND PUNCTUATE THEM WITH ANIME EMOTICONS.quote]
Well I dunno about you but when a guy goes all ( ^_^ ) I just wanna fuck his brains out right here right now
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+2 #107 Notm 2013-01-10 05:38
Quoting PORTAXX LOLOL X3:
Quoting Anon:
doesn't this mean people are looking you up to ask this stuff?


Yes. I've had problems with it before, but it's worse lately.

I know the recent messages are a result of F+, since several of them reference it.


Sorry to hear about it, hopefully those internet creeps can just simply enjoy the podcast without wanting to...cross the boundaries.

It also goes on to prove the point that people should make more of an effort to separate their internet lives with their real lives. It isn't bad to like the F Plus and enjoy fanart as it is made, but you have to respect the privacy of the readers whilst doing so. You're all hilarious funny, yet understandably busy people and things like that definately aren't needed.
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+6 #106 PORTAXX LOLOL X3 2013-01-10 02:43
Quoting Anon:
doesn't this mean people are looking you up to ask this stuff?


Yes. I've had problems with it before, but it's worse lately.

The 3 things you should know about internet weirdos are: 1) They don't understand boundaries. 2) They have no self-control. 3) They can't comprehend offline social situations.

I'm on several sites that DON'T deal in scary internet shit, yet people like that will follow me there to tell me about their masturbation sessions in varying degrees of detail.

They contact me when I'm NOT doing F+ stuff to tell me "I love your work! By the way here is what I jerk off to XD" Or ask me to give a shout-out to their sites full of wank material. And other inappropriate comments. Since I don't actively say "FUCK OFF" they think I'm cool with it, since that kind of talk is normal within their social circles.

I know the recent messages are a result of F+, since several of them reference it.
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+8 #105 Reginald Charming 2013-01-09 08:46
Quoting Portaxx is Whiny:
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THAT AS A SIGNAL TO PRIVATELY MESSAGE ME ABOUT YOUR KINKS.


Holy shit, that is so gross. Stop it, Internet.
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+5 #104 Anon 2013-01-09 03:37
Quoting Portaxx is Whiny:
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THAT AS A SIGNAL TO PRIVATELY MESSAGE ME ABOUT YOUR KINKS.

Holy shit, that is really really creepy. I don't see any contact information in the Ridiculists page so doesn't this mean people are looking you up to ask this stuff?
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+1 #103 AnnieFrivolity 2013-01-09 02:00
You provide links directly to them and they still ask you for more? Holy shit, greedy bastards.
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+4 #102 ForTheLoveOfSand 2013-01-09 00:26
I'm sure there's people who get off solely from asking artists to draw porn for them. Like, your there chatting with them over MSN, trying to get an idea for the price and they're on the other end with their hands down their pants telling you exactly how the veins on an Arbok dick should look like.
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+17 #101 Portaxx is Whiny 2013-01-09 00:13
If people are going to keep posting about their fetishes, I can't stop them.

But something I want to say, to the many people who apparently read these comments: Just because people post about their weirdo fetishes like it's nothing here, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THAT AS A SIGNAL TO PRIVATELY MESSAGE ME ABOUT YOUR KINKS.

I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU A PRIVATE READING OF YOUR KINK MATERIAL.

I DON'T WANT TO DRAW YOUR KINK.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS TO ME AND PUNCTUATE THEM WITH ANIME EMOTICONS.

PLEASE, INTERNET. STOP IT.

Seriously there has been an influx since all the fetish talk started in the comments a while back. Personally I'd want people to put a lid on it just to make my life less annoying, but I know I'm not anyone's boss. Just a PSA because jesus.
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0 #100 ForTheLoveOfSand 2013-01-08 23:59
Does anyone else get that sinking feeling after orgasm or is it ju- whoah that's a lotta hands.
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+8 #99 ForTheLoveThatSunk 2013-01-08 16:12
You guys are going to be kicking yourselves when you find out there are people who fuck kitchen sinks and you've already wasted the best possible pun.
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0 #98 AnnieFrivolity 2013-01-08 15:13
Quoting Acierocolotl:
Quoting AnnieFrivolity:
Why? I just never thought I would be made fun of by people I like to listen to. I'm kind of honored, honestly.


Everybody's got to get off, one way or another, and in the end as long as it's consensual I don't give a toss how you go about it. That said, your attitude is healthy and I sincerely applaud you from some part of my body generally unfit for applause.

Just to clarify, I didn't mean what I said in a negative way. I really enjoyed the episode. Especially when I know exactly what you're getting yourself into XD
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+4 #97 Acierocolotl 2013-01-08 12:46
Quoting AnnieFrivolity:
Why? I just never thought I would be made fun of by people I like to listen to. I'm kind of honored, honestly.


Everybody's got to get off, one way or another, and in the end as long as it's consensual I don't give a toss how you go about it. That said, your attitude is healthy and I sincerely applaud you from some part of my body generally unfit for applause.
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+1 #96 BootsRaingear 2013-01-08 08:42
Quoting gilbert ape:
this site needs a 'please do not cheerfully share your fetishes or the fetishes of your customers' rule.

No, it doesn't. It warms my heart to hear positive things from people who share interests with our episode topics.
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+1 #95 AnnieFrivolity 2013-01-08 06:31
Quoting gilbert ape:
Quoting AnnieFrivolity:
I laughed out loud when I saw one of my fetishes is actually covered on here. Just for reference, I think quicksand is fun for the same reason I think vac beds are fun.


this site needs a 'please do not cheerfully share your fetishes or the fetishes of your customers' rule.

Why? I just never thought I would be made fun of by people I like to listen to. I'm kind of honored, honestly.
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0 #94 gilbert ape 2013-01-08 00:40
Quoting AnnieFrivolity:
I laughed out loud when I saw one of my fetishes is actually covered on here. Just for reference, I think quicksand is fun for the same reason I think vac beds are fun.


this site needs a 'please do not cheerfully share your fetishes or the fetishes of your customers' rule.
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+1 #93 AnnieFrivolity 2013-01-08 00:20
I laughed out loud when I saw one of my fetishes is actually covered on here. Just for reference, I think quicksand is fun for the same reason I think vac beds are fun.
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0 #92 Chaz GELF 2012-12-10 13:08
Quoting Portaxx is our god:
Quoting KingKalamari:
So are we entirely sure these people are actually attracted to mud and not just trying to tell us they're world class clay potters?


THAT IS WHY I CAN COME TO THIS BAR AND HAVE AN ERECTION. BECAUSE OF MUD.


I was wondering why you guys didn't make that joke in this episode. XD At least you got to go muddin' in Armani though.
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