A Whole New Way To Submit Content

Hello, I am a pointless stock photo. Ignore me.

Why, hi there!

Real quick, I just wanted to talk to you about submissions for a sec: We get a lot. Like, probably two or three a day. And that's great. The problem is, a lot of these submissions are compiled into a giant spreadsheet which has been around since The F Plus started, and we don't do a lot of housekeeping on that file. What I'm saying is: It's a goddamn mess, and as more submissions come in, it just gets more harder to navigate.

So to help with that, I redid the submit content page to explain the new system. If you still want to submit with the old system, feel free, but just keep in mind that it's less ideal and more likely to get your submission lost in the shuffle.

Also, if you've submitted stuff before using the old system, and you've always questioned why we never got to it, I'd very much recommend you to put a document together and submit it with the new system. Could be that the submission got lost, or it could be that we saw the one piece and couldn't imagine what the rest of the episode would look like.

You guys have been terrific at supplying us with content the last year or so, it's about time we adopted a new system to make better use of it all. Thanks.

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:32  

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+1 #23 Tanny 2012-10-03 14:42
Quoting A Hint of Lemon:
In case anyone's got a good source, I just realized that we haven't done any long form fiction in a very long time.
Oh boy oh boy do I have horrors for you,then. Do you prefer fanfiction or original work?
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+1 #22 A Hint of Lemon 2012-10-03 12:25
Quoting A Hint of Lemon:
In case anyone's got a good source, I just realized that we haven't done any long form fiction in a very long time. So... you know... if you know what Severus Snape has been up to lately...

PS: we're covered in the "giant tits" category.
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+1 #21 A Hint of Lemon 2012-10-03 10:53
In case anyone's got a good source, I just realized that we haven't done any long form fiction in a very long time. So... you know... if you know what Severus Snape has been up to lately...
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+3 #20 Tanny 2012-10-02 10:42
I feel like the interminable wait for the new episode needs a little something more. Something fresh, something sassy, something... Sinead.
i.imgur.com/QzsvC.jpg
"This hefty yam promises to be mighty filling, while a small potato serves as a side dish. Cut an inch or two off the end of a yam or sweet potato. If the other end is pointy, carve it down and round it off. Use an apple corer to remove flesh from the inside of the yam, carving out a hole long enough and wide enough to insert a slim vibrator. This dual vibrator had an attached bullet, so we slipped that into a small Yukon Gold potato, also cored out. Pass the butter! "
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+3 #19 Tanny 2012-09-24 17:18
Boots Rainbeer does not dress up for Halloween
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+6 #18 Notm 2012-09-23 17:53
Quoting Cuddlesquid:
Boots Rainbeer! We promise we didn't just throw a bunch of shit in a vat, scoop it out, and bottle it. Best enjoyed with a gaint of a man.


As someone that studies the advertising of wines, I would immediately buy that for the description alone! Vintage Boots Rainbeer, now grown in the far off lands in FedCom.
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+8 #17 Cuddlesquid 2012-09-23 15:09
Quoting Naomi:

I would absolutely drink a microbrew called Boots Raingear based on the name alone.


Boots Rainbeer! We promise we didn't just throw a bunch of shit in a vat, scoop it out, and bottle it. Best enjoyed with a gaint of a man.
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+2 #16 Les Min 2012-09-23 09:15
Quoting Naomi:

I would absolutely drink a microbrew called Boots Raingear based on the name alone.

As it happens, that's not too far off.
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+4 #15 Naomi 2012-09-23 00:53
Quoting Cuddlesquid:
some extra stuff about Boots making his own microbrew

I would absolutely drink a microbrew called Boots Raingear based on the name alone.
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+8 #14 Cuddlesquid 2012-09-22 13:29
Quoting MORETAXX PORTAXX:

So long story short, IT'S COMIN' SOON.

I THINK.

I HOPE.

I honest to god dreamed last night that this very comment (albeit with some extra stuff about Boots making his own microbrew) was posted.

SOMEONE GET VARZANDEH, I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS MEANS WILL RECEIVE A GIRL CHILD FROM THE GOVERNOR
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+2 #13 Zamza 2012-09-22 05:57
I don't know how helpful it is and I'd certainly understand if it wasn't, but I had offered to assist Lemon with audio editing 'cos over the next week I have some free time. I know you guys don't like going on haitus and I enjoy your work and want to give something back (besides parrot detectives).
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+11 #12 MORETAXX PORTAXX 2012-09-21 22:50
Quoting JT:
where the fuck's the new episode

i need you guys in my life


We recorded two episodes this week and three (I think?) are in the process of being edited. There have been a million scheduling conflicts lately but now we're trying to put our collective nose to the grindstone and get a decent update schedule again.

So long story short, IT'S COMIN' SOON.

I THINK.

I HOPE.
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+10 #11 JT 2012-09-21 11:15
where the fuck's the new episode

i need you guys in my life
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0 #10 montrith 2012-09-12 23:07
Since we're all talking about what this guy reminds us of...

www.youtube.com/.../
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+1 #9 Zamza 2012-09-12 16:21
I think it's very rude of you to imply that Notm looks molesterous.
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0 #8 Chaz GELF 2012-09-12 08:16
Quoting September:
I heard that "Why, hi there!" in Lemon's voice inside my head, clear as a bell, and it honestly startled me a bit.

Uh, is it just me, or does that stock photo guy look a little...molest-y?


Honestly, the facial expression and hand gesture led me to believe he was telling me to shut the fuck up: www.youtube.com/.../
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-2 #7 September 2012-09-11 20:38
I heard that "Why, hi there!" in Lemon's voice inside my head, clear as a bell, and it honestly startled me a bit.

Uh, is it just me, or does that stock photo guy look a little...molest -y?
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+3 #6 Notm 2012-09-11 03:46
Not going to lie, whenever a new podcast episode comes out that stock photo guy pretty much shares my expression...ex cept less double chin and not holding a handful of dollars.
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0 #5 beefington! 2012-09-02 14:07
Can't wait for some more great content! For now, though, I'm gonna catch up on some older episodes I missed.
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+3 #4 Reginald Charming 2012-09-02 12:10
That stock photo guy is trying to demonstrate how to put five hundred dollars through a gloryhole in the most efficient way. Good for him!
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0 #3 icarus the f+ zombie 2012-09-02 08:25
should this go for all the propaganda stuff too? cause you said you were gonna do that eventually, but if disorganization is holding it up I CAN HELP
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0 #2 Chaz GELF 2012-09-02 03:37
Alright! I'm gonna go send stuff to you guys right away!
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+4 #1 montrith 2012-09-01 22:59
This seems like a Really Good Thing. As a serial submitter of content (yes, I have a problem and should probably get help) I can honestly say the old form was a bit difficult if you were trying to provide more than a paragraph or so of material. Looking forward to bothering Lemon again if I come across something terrible that needs to be read with enthusiasm.
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