Episode 77: Go Get 'Em, Tiger





READERS: Isfahan, Portaxx, Boots Raingear, STOG, and Lemon.

Edited by Isfahan

In the four years that we've been cataloging the stranger parts of the Internet in podcast form, we've been asked why we've never done anything with furries. The issue mainly relies on the expansiveness of this subject - with the sheer amount of furries and furry-related shenanigans on the internet, along with the fact that most internet-savvy people at least have some passing knowledge of what a furry is, we need to be selective in our focus. Fortunately, Zeis introduced us to Pounced.Org - a furry dating website similar to okCupid, but with far more use of the term "diaperfur". This week, The F Plus develops a clothes-wearing fetish.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. Gargoyle looking for a master/dom and friends.
  2. Just being a good friend and moving on.
  3. Scottish Student Skunkbear Seeks Sausage :D
  4. Foxie looking for friends only
  5. seeking bedroom fun or friends.
  6. Hyena Queen seeks Submissives (findomme)
  7. Seeking Stinky Girl
  8. Most Extreme Furry in the World, Seriously
  9. Demon Wolf
  10. Avilcores do EXIST!
  11. Certified Faguar (offline)

MUSIC USED

  • Nine Inch Nails - Closer
  • Kurrel the Raven - The Furry Song

ADDITIONAL FUN


Last Updated on Monday, 10 December 2012 12:57  

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+1 #112 Cody 2013-01-15 00:59
Another reason they did not get the dog was that my coworker knew they were furries but she thought they were into beastiality. I don't know how she knew they were furries though.

Also when I was younger I entered a contest for a ps2 and one of the side benifits was a year subscription to the magazine Tokyopop. One issue had a game section and in it was Furcadia. Being young and not knowing better I downloaded it. I thought it was boring. Everyone was just sitting around in animal form. I am so very glad that I did not delve more into it.
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+1 #111 ForTheLoveOfPuppies 2013-01-15 00:02
[quote name="Cody"]
The guy was all like I went to high school with you as he names the wrong high school/quote]
He probably meant the local zoo
I make that mistake like ALLLLLL the time
Also hehe I don't have to change the last word of my name after my previous post for once!
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+3 #110 PORTAXX LOLOL X3 2013-01-14 23:38
Quoting Cody:
They didn't get the dog because they didn't have a fence. That was the last I saw of them, until I saw them on pounced.


What I'm taking away from this is, the furries' train of thought was "god I'm horny... let's get a dog!

... aw, I can't get one?

... well fine, might as well try a dating site like everyone else, I guess..."
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+3 #109 Cody 2013-01-14 23:05
While working this evening, I was thinking of this episode and when I used to work at a retail establishment that I shall not name. I was pulling pallets to the floor and out of the corner of my eye I saw a wolf like thing walking with a guy in plainclothes, the tail swishing this way and that. That was not the only time I saw them late at night. Much later that guy and his girlfriend came into my new place of employment. I used to work in toys as a glorified babysitter, now I take care of cats and dogs. It is a major step up. Well anyways, they wanted to adopt a husky IIRC. The guy was all like I went to high school with you as he names the wrong high school hoping to get me to let them have the dog without going through the proper channels. They didn't get the dog because they didn't have a fence. That was the last I saw of them, until I saw them on pounced.
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0 #108 Neal 2012-10-22 13:04
Fursuits beware.

m.torontosun.com/.../...
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+2 #107 scratchohey 2012-09-24 15:41
Quoting Ragny:
www.youtube.com/.../

The furry cytrans are coming sooner than we thought.

I knew we were screwed when ThinkGeek started selling cat-ear headbands that reacted to your brain waves. The end is nigh.
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+1 #106 Ragny 2012-09-24 14:21


The furry cytrans are coming sooner than we thought.

youtu.be/qvHcBq7UaY0
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+2 #105 skub 2012-07-06 09:04
Quoting Isfahan:
All of those shitty MSPaint pictures in GIS look like they were drawn by the same person, which means that there is one person out there who saw these things on Ducktales in 1990 and has spent the last 20 years drawing hundreds and hundreds of siren-duck pictures.


the police are gonna find him in his room with howling ducks scrawled into the drywall
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+2 #104 Anon 2012-07-05 19:37
Oh man, what the fuck? This Siren Ducks thing is bonkers.

i.imgur.com/SVPec.jpg
That's supposed to be Ed, Edd and Eddy.

And then there's some thing about Kingdom Hearts characters as pregnant siren ducks, and other pictures of them eating fruit. Some fetishes can be weird, but this is so oddly specific I just can't find some way to explain it to myself.
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+2 #103 Isfahan 2012-07-05 15:51
All of those shitty MSPaint pictures in GIS look like they were drawn by the same person, which means that there is one person out there who saw these things on Ducktales in 1990 and has spent the last 20 years drawing hundreds and hundreds of siren-duck pictures.
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+1 #102 Naomi 2012-07-05 10:14
Quoting Portaxx:
Having not looked it up, is this seriously about the "Pennies Nickels Quarters Dimes come to us while there's still time" sirens from the silly Odyssey-inspired episode? Is there porn of nothing but that? Is that what I'm hearing?

A cursory search didn't immediately result in porn per se (at least, no more porn than any other GIS), but lots of MS Paint anime-style renderings of people transformed into siren ducks, and a few pictures of the headstalks kissing each other. I decided not to look any further into the matter.
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+2 #101 icarus 2012-07-05 08:47
Quoting Portaxx:
Quoting Naomi:
Quoting Runic244, skub, and A Meat:
SIREN DUCKS

Huh. I remember that episode of Duck Tales, but I didn't know it had become a Terrible DeviantArt Thing. I should have guessed, though; googling IPs from my childhood never leads to anything good.


Having not looked it up, is this seriously about the "Pennies Nickels Quarters Dimes come to us while there's still time" sirens from the silly Odyssey-inspired episode? Is there porn of nothing but that? Is that what I'm hearing?

And yes I remember quotes and plotlines from DuckTales off the top of my head. Shut up.

A-woo-oo.

GOLDEN DUCKY EVER BOLD LOOK INTO OUR EYES OF GOLD used to drive me bonkers as a kid because they repeated the word gold and it sounded lame

EYES OF GOLD WHY ITS MUSIC T'MY EARS
no i didn't watch a tape with that episode like 400 times as a child what are you talking about
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+3 #100 Portaxx 2012-07-05 01:08
Quoting Naomi:
Quoting Runic244, skub, and A Meat:
SIREN DUCKS

Huh. I remember that episode of Duck Tales, but I didn't know it had become a Terrible DeviantArt Thing. I should have guessed, though; googling IPs from my childhood never leads to anything good.


Having not looked it up, is this seriously about the "Pennies Nickels Quarters Dimes come to us while there's still time" sirens from the silly Odyssey-inspire d episode? Is there porn of nothing but that? Is that what I'm hearing?

And yes I remember quotes and plotlines from DuckTales off the top of my head. Shut up.

A-woo-oo.
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+2 #99 Naomi 2012-07-04 22:15
Quoting Runic244, skub, and A Meat:
SIREN DUCKS

Huh. I remember that episode of Duck Tales, but I didn't know it had become a Terrible DeviantArt Thing. I should have guessed, though; googling IPs from my childhood never leads to anything good.
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0 #98 Runic244 2012-07-04 20:41
Quoting skub:
Quoting A Meat:
Is there a 'Clear Browser History' option for brains?
If so, send instructions ASAP.
I mean, I was expecting siren duck levels of crazy, but this 'c-snakes' has another whole level of gross to it.


FUCKIN SIREN DUCKS

I googled that, and it's honestly more bizarre than horrible. I'm only partly sure what it even is. C-snakes are just fucking terrible.
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0 #97 skub 2012-07-04 01:45
Quoting A Meat:
Is there a 'Clear Browser History' option for brains?
If so, send instructions ASAP.
I mean, I was expecting siren duck levels of crazy, but this 'c-snakes' has another whole level of gross to it.


FUCKIN SIREN DUCKS
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+2 #96 A Meat 2012-07-04 01:27
Is there a 'Clear Browser History' option for brains?
If so, send instructions ASAP.
I mean, I was expecting siren duck levels of crazy, but this 'c-snakes' has another whole level of gross to it.
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+3 #95 Zamza 2012-06-30 17:54
FuCKS SAKE
'Jackals are so pretty and shiny, the c-snakes just love them!'
OH THEY CERTAINLY DO!

good work Montrith!
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+2 #94 Zamza 2012-06-30 17:43
oh CRIKEY

'C-Snakes (otherwise known as Cum Snakes) are fictional, pink, parasitic snakes that reproduce by taking over a host body and using the host infect other potential hosts.'

'If the host is overfilled with cum snakes will display the fallowing traits:
Female hosts will look pregnant. Male hosts will look overweight
The host will grow an enlarged scrotum to hold excess snakes'

hey look there is a webcomic
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+3 #93 September 2012-06-30 16:59
Quoting James:
Then I saw c-jackel.jpg. No amount of audio or text can convey the way that image made me feel.

Let's start with GAAAAAAAAUGH WHAT THE FUCK
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+1 #92 James 2012-06-30 15:31
When I read the wiki page, I thought Isfahan was overreacting. "It's just someone fetishizing a mind control plague" I said,oblivious. "Infact, without all the creepy sex parts, this sounds alot like the Goa'uld".

Then I saw c-jackel.jpg. No amount of audio or text can convey the way that image made me feel.
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+10 #91 Isfahan 2012-06-30 13:02
Quoting montrith:
I'm telling you, c-snakes. You guys need to do c-snakes.


Okay I just did a bit of investigation on this term and I'm not sure how an hour's worth of five people retching into garbage cans would make for a good episode. Hello there, Clear Browser History button! We meet again.

Come on. We gave you all Sissykiss and that was close enough!
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+1 #90 Runic244 2012-06-30 10:59
Quoting montrith:
Quoting John Toast:
Yeah, and with furries who knows. Fetishes breed in that fandom like mold on a locker room floor.


I'm telling you, c-snakes. You guys need to do c-snakes.

You really do. No description we can give you can do it justice.
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+2 #89 montrith 2012-06-30 02:32
Quoting John Toast:
Yeah, and with furries who knows. Fetishes breed in that fandom like mold on a locker room floor.


I'm telling you, c-snakes. You guys need to do c-snakes.
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+2 #88 John Toast 2012-06-29 19:49
Quoting Isfahan:
Quoting John Toast:
I was about to jump on here after listening and explain the sounding thing, and I find that not only have a bunch of people already done that, there's furry infighting over a public sex scandal involving fursuits and Zamza has drawn something amazing.

God I love you people.


The thing is, though, "sounding" does indeed sound like some weird sex act, but Mr. Fat Gargoyle didn't list "sounding," he listed "sounds." That threw us off, and, like most people (I'd like to think), we immediately associated it with the noun, not with the esoteric term for urethra-play.


Yeah, and with furries who knows. Fetishes breed in that fandom like mold on a locker room floor. "Sounds" could be some crazy new deviant practice somehow involving mp3s.
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+3 #87 BootsRaingear 2012-06-29 08:11
Quoting Isfahan:

The thing is, though, "sounding" does indeed sound like some weird sex act, but Mr. Fat Gargoyle didn't list "sounding," he listed "sounds." That threw us off, and, like most people (I'd like to think), we immediately associated it with the noun, not with the esoteric term for urethra-play.


I'm pretty sure it means he wants this song played in the background while he's being poked, choked, and stroked.

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+1 #86 Isfahan 2012-06-29 03:01
Quoting John Toast:
I was about to jump on here after listening and explain the sounding thing, and I find that not only have a bunch of people already done that, there's furry infighting over a public sex scandal involving fursuits and Zamza has drawn something amazing.

God I love you people.


The thing is, though, "sounding" does indeed sound like some weird sex act, but Mr. Fat Gargoyle didn't list "sounding," he listed "sounds." That threw us off, and, like most people (I'd like to think), we immediately associated it with the noun, not with the esoteric term for urethra-play.
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+4 #85 John Toast 2012-06-29 02:52
I was about to jump on here after listening and explain the sounding thing, and I find that not only have a bunch of people already done that, there's furry infighting over a public sex scandal involving fursuits and Zamza has drawn something amazing.

God I love you people.
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0 #84 Utnaphistim 2012-06-25 17:35
Quoting Zamza:
Oh, they were in there - I tried to stay as true to the guy's vision as possible. It also said that those black and chrome short-shorts don't quite conceal his bulging sheath, hence while his other three hands are smiting down ridiculists (online and in person) his inner left one is just held in a strategic position.

Jesus. I noticed you'd stayed pretty close to his text, I assumed that you had just decided to spare us all and omit that one particular detail. Somehow, knowing it's "there but hidden" starts to make that image kinda stomach-turning.

Quoting Zamza:
Ach, maybe he took his profile down at the first hint of criticism but I hope he enjoys my silly picture unironically.

You are as magnanimous as you are awesome.
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+2 #83 Zamza 2012-06-25 13:31
Quoting Naomi:
I don't remember little boxer shorts in the description, but I am eternally grateful that you added them.


Oh, they were in there - I tried to stay as true to the guy's vision as possible. It also said that those black and chrome short-shorts don't quite conceal his bulging sheath, hence while his other three hands are smiting down ridiculists (online and in person) his inner left one is just held in a strategic position.

I think he also indicated in his profile that he aspired to be an artist, so I'm pretty disappointed that he didn't personally rough out what exactly he was thinking of, especially since he spent so much space describing his creature that he didn't have room to tell prospective mates any of his specific interests or what a date with him might be like. Ach, maybe he took his profile down at the first hint of criticism but I hope he enjoys my silly picture unironically.
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