Episode 71: Amazon Recommends Years of Therapy

Wednesday, 11 April 2012 09:04 Lemon

READERS: Jimmyfranks, Portaxx, John, Isfahan, Nutshell Gulag, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

Respected authors and lifelong readers hold differing opinion on the benefits of the kindle. While some bemoan the loss of the tactile pleasures of a good novel, others feel an e-book is a purer manifestation of the written word. Of course, their debate is an irrelevancy. Human society never backs away from a technology for romantic reasons and those who want to do so are usually being nostalgic just because they enjoy being nostalgic. Plus, most people are just reading porn on those things anyway. This week, The F Plus tries to return our inflatable dog.

CONTENT READ, IN ORDER

Sluts In Space (Alien Sci-Fi Tentacle Sex Erotica) by Katie Cramer
$2.99
A Gangbang On A Cruise Ship & Hitchhiking by India Foxen
$2.99
Revenge Sex by Tina Bowden
$2.99
Teacher's Pet: Passing the Test by A. Ash
$2.99
Lust For Anal Orgazmo by A Missy Diamond
$2.99
Multiple Anal Orgasms - Her Best Anal Sex Ever by Carnie Johnston
$2.99
Taming My Teddy Bear - An Erotic Story (Plushie Fetish) by Jade K. Scott
$2.99
Brianna by Lexie X
$0.00
Threesome (an erotic short story) by Roxy Jacobs
$0.00
Santa Enters the Back Door by Whiskey McNaughton
$0.00
Cheating Housewives Knocked Up! Rent Money Slut by Natalia Darque
$0.00
Confessions of a Sorority Girl: The Omega Train by Natalia Darque
$0.00
My Plastic Blow-up Dog Brutus by Peter De Sade
$3.99
Sleep with My Little Girl's Best Friend by Peter De Sade
$4.99
And then a selection of titles

MUSIC USED

Lobsterdust - Britney The Pimp (Britney Spears vs Don Julian)
X - Adult Books
Madness - Night Boat To Cairo
Magnetic Fields - The Book of Love
Del Tha Funkeehomosapien - Money For Sex
Lovage - Book of the Month

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 11 April 2012 09:43

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+2 #46 Tanny 2012-11-14 15:45

I'm calling my hypothetical autobiography Up By My Fuckstraps

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+7 #45 Chi-Chi DeBeers 2012-06-29 15:06

Instead of writing about the Ridiculists, what about writing a story that incorporates all of the fetishes ever discussed on the F Plus? All of them.

The hero is an "asexual" furry otherkin PUA frot-man vore fetishist sock who writes for Conservapedia. One day he meets his dream lover: a burping, sneezing, bespectacled vampire Pokegirl RealDoll based on one of the guys from Supernatural, dressed as a baby girl, morbidly obese, inflatable, and completely wrapped in cling-film. A few sessions with Virgil the Drippy Dragon are enough to "cure" our hero of his ersatz asexuality; but just when things are looking rosy, his lady love is kidnapped by Sinead O'Connor and her nakama of insatiable Juggalos! Can our hero and his Childfree friends stop the mad chanteuse from activating the large hadron collider and winning the War on Christmas? You'll have to read parts 1 through 4 of The Ace Gets Spayed to find out!

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+3 #44 Ragny 2012-06-28 16:29

Don't do this.

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-6 #43 Anonymous 2012-06-28 12:32

So, this is crazy. Really, really crazy. And if I finish (much less actually submit it to you guys), it will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that I sold my soul to the Devil long ago and am undoubtedly going to hell when I die. But I'd be willing to try and write short, terrible F-Plus hurt/comfort fluffy shipping fic for you guys to read and make fun of. I'd be honored if you made fun of it, actually!

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+1 #42 Selena Kitt 2012-06-03 18:57

Quoting Grondothitus:

This podcast is really making me question my career. You can get paid to write this stuff?

I made three-quarters of a million dollars writing erotica in 2011. 500,000 ebooks sold. So yes. you certainly can. Like any genre, there are good and bad books/stories out there. But I had to laugh about the "free market" comments in this podcast. The reality is that this IS the free market. This is what people want to read. Go figure!

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+2 #41 PurpleXVI 2012-04-19 00:33

Quoting Portaxx:

If it gets explicit, yes that would weird me out. I think in my mind, it turns out more like innocently stupid fangirly stuff like hurt/comfort angst and sickeningly sweet lovey-dovey fluff. So I guess I'm envisioning dumb "shipping" stories instead of actual porn, which would be hilarious to me.

You can say it straight out, you want us to write Acierocolotl/Isfahan/Lemon NTR porn full of Eye of Argon-levels of description.

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+1 #40 Photomancer 2012-04-16 06:32

Quoting Isfahan:

Quoting Photomancer:
Well, I tried... But I couldn't do it. I just couldn't. I tried, I tried an awful lot. I just felt too creepy

Congratulations , Photomancer. This was a test and you passed.

Does this mean that I have the remnants of a soul after all?

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+4 #39 Isfahan 2012-04-15 12:39

Quoting Photomancer:

Well, I tried... But I couldn't do it. I just couldn't. I tried, I tried an awful lot. I just felt too creepy

Congratulations , Photomancer. This was a test and you passed.

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+3 #38 Photomancer 2012-04-15 07:10

Well, I tried... But I couldn't do it. I just couldn't. I tried, I tried an awful lot. I just felt too creepy

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+1 #37 Portaxx 2012-04-13 14:23

Quoting Ragny:

This is a tempting but ultimately horrible idea. The reading session will be awkward. I urge you to keep the small bits of sanity you still have left and not do it.

If it gets explicit, yes that would weird me out. I think in my mind, it turns out more like innocently stupid fangirly stuff like hurt/comfort angst and sickeningly sweet lovey-dovey fluff. So I guess I'm envisioning dumb "shipping" stories instead of actual porn, which would be hilarious to me.

But then again maybe I'm not as strong as some of the other readers.

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Episode 71: Amazon Recommends Years of Therapy

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