The Race For Ridiculism Concludes

The F Plus Race For Ridiculism concluded on Friday and as mentioned, we couldn't be more pleased with the results. Quite a lot of people went out and hunted down quite a lot of really great content, and that's gonna mean some excellent episodes on the horizon.

We want to make sure to give congratulations to JT, Cleretic, Cheapskate and Montrith - who were victorious in finding some of the worst things the internet had to offer, and so will receive the dubious honor of being part of a podcast in the near future. We're keeping the topics all secret at the moment, but this is all gonna be really fun to read.

Meanwhile, there's an additional squad of people who found a whole different batch of stuff for us to read, so our content is set for the next couple of months, and really, giving ourselves a break from mining strange fetish sites is our prize.

Feel free to use this comments section to brag about your successes, or call other people cheaters for winning.

Last Updated on Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:04  

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0 #32 No™ 2012-04-18 23:34
Let's just get all of the songs from the 90's and party like it's 1995.

(but seriously Vengabus is a massive guilty pleasure of a song for me)
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+1 #31 Reginald Charming 2012-04-17 19:24
Sad Jeff, then you might not want to stick around when we pile into the garishly colored station wagon to blare Vengaboys out into the neighborhood.

THE VENGABUS IS COMING (NOT ACTUALLY A BUS)
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+2 #30 sad Jeff 2012-04-17 05:13
Your show is RUDE and you should not make fun of people like that.

:(
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+3 #29 W-E 2012-04-15 01:27
I think the creepiest thing I ever saw that was pony related was the "ask futashy" tumblr. Not just because it was about a pony Fluttershy with fully detailed male and female horse genitalia who was being raised by a human Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie (who were also in a relationship), but because it had absolutely bizarre shifts in tone. One moment you'd have harmless comics about how Futashy got adopted by her new family and how she learned to trust again, or stories about Futashy accidentally knocking something over or being shy or whatever that seemed intended to be heartwarming, innocent, and family friendly... and then there'd be graphic porny comics filled with giant horse dongs and bestiality and lesbian sex. One or the other! You can't do both at the same time!
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+1 #28 Nagviator 2012-04-13 17:47
The thing that makes Bronies notorious is roughly the same thing that makes the Supernatural fandom notorious: there is a VERY crazy minority with no limits and unfathomable perversion who take themselves way too seriously. They manage to be so vividly disgusting, the goings-on of the rest of the fandom (which is basically what Portaxx described) is perceived as the exception, much to the chagrin of the non-crazy people who like the show.

In case I was being to subtle, I like both of those shows, but the Supernatural episode and everything montrith found make me want to puke. If you do a brony episode, though, I'll download the hell out of it.
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+1 #27 montrith 2012-04-13 13:15
Quoting Lé Mon!:

Is the argument of "No, because it's a character in a children's cartoon" ever brought up?


So far I have not seen a single person bring up this point in these conversations, but maybe the sane people have just been lost in the sea of Ew No.

I CAN find you pages and pages about the breeding cycles of ponies, detailed sketches about their anatomy, essays on how genetics works in Equestria, fierce debates about whether or not homosexuality is frowned on in pony society, and, of course, which pony is the sexiest and whether or not humans and ponies can have sex.

And then there's this...

mynationalistpony.tumblr.com/. ../...
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+1 #26 Lé Mon! 2012-04-13 09:45
Quoting montrith:
and pages about grown men debating if a pink cartoon pony has a vagina.

Is the argument of "No, because it's a character in a children's cartoon" ever brought up?
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0 #25 montrith 2012-04-13 09:21
Quoting Cal:
Do a search for "MLP FiM fanfic Cupcakes". I double dare ya.


Cupcakes? Let's talk about cupcakes.

28.media.tumblr.com/.../
27.media.tumblr.com/.../

At least Cupcakes is fictional. There's also tons of supremely creepy quotes about how "it's not pedophilia" when they talk about wanting to rape Applebloom. Combine this with all the racism and misogyny and you have a collection of some truly unappealing human beings.

Shit, some of that stuff is so awful I'm not sure even Fplus could use it. It might be best to stick to MLP/Minecraft crossovers and pages about grown men debating if a pink cartoon pony has a vagina. Speaking of vaginas...

www.youtube.com/.../

I've never been so happy about incognito mode.
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0 #24 Cal 2012-04-13 07:39
Quoting montrith:
Oh, fuck you people I hate you all. You got me curious about how deep the bronyhole goes, so I made a quick search. Among first results: inflatable pony porn. Then it got worse. Let's just say the Tumblr on "cumonponies" wasn't even the worst of it.

Anyone want my sanity? I think I'm done with it.

Do a search for "MLP FiM fanfic Cupcakes". I double dare ya.
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+1 #23 montrith 2012-04-12 11:40
Oh, fuck you people I hate you all. You got me curious about how deep the bronyhole goes, so I made a quick search. Among first results: inflatable pony porn. Then it got worse. Let's just say the Tumblr on "cumonponies" wasn't even the worst of it.

Anyone want my sanity? I think I'm done with it.
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0 #22 Ansemaru 2012-04-12 00:44
Truly, the greatest minds of our generation have contributed to this wonderful contest. Congratulations are in order to the winners- additional congrats to all whose content will also be featured.
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+2 #21 Isfahan 2012-04-11 17:17
Thanks everyone who submitted entries! It's a good thing we're just voices on the internet because the discussion over who should win would have otherwise come to fisticuffs.

For the winners, a separate e-mail regarding the "winners' fee" has been sent out, along with instructions and location for the drop. Be sure to use a black trash bag, as the white kitchen-size bags tend to be translucent under harsh light.
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+1 #20 Akaadji 2012-04-11 16:58
Quoting Cal:
Quoting Portaxx:

Actually I've looked into Bronies and while there ARE some terrible stories ("My Little Dashie" and "Rainbow Factory" are my favorite awful pony fanfics) they're mostly boring, best I can tell. It's a lot of YAY I LOVE THIS SHOW I LOVE HAVING FRIENDS YAAAYYY ^_^ For the most part they even seem to look down on people who write erotic pony stories or anyone who creeps on the show's creator. Which is... new, I got to say.

That isn't to say we'll never do that, though. There are enough crazy bronies out there that I'm sure it could make for an episode some time.

Retreating old grounds, but I'm pretty sure TV Tropes has an index of erotic My Little Porn fanfiction.
Also from what this thread says forums.somethingawful.com/.../ Bronies being awful and creeping on Lauren Faust is the norm, rather than the exception.


Yeah well, that's SA for you.
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0 #19 Nagviator 2012-04-11 15:25
Woo! Congrats, guys. Can't wait to see what you've turned out. :D
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0 #18 Cal 2012-04-11 14:04
Quoting Portaxx:

Actually I've looked into Bronies and while there ARE some terrible stories ("My Little Dashie" and "Rainbow Factory" are my favorite awful pony fanfics) they're mostly boring, best I can tell. It's a lot of YAY I LOVE THIS SHOW I LOVE HAVING FRIENDS YAAAYYY ^_^ For the most part they even seem to look down on people who write erotic pony stories or anyone who creeps on the show's creator. Which is... new, I got to say.

That isn't to say we'll never do that, though. There are enough crazy bronies out there that I'm sure it could make for an episode some time.

Retreating old grounds, but I'm pretty sure TV Tropes has an index of erotic My Little Porn fanfiction.
Also from what this thread says forums.somethingawful.com/.../ Bronies being awful and creeping on Lauren Faust is the norm, rather than the exception.
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+1 #17 ChazGELF 2012-04-11 12:44
Sadly I didn't make it, but just because of my content. I hope there's another chance for me to audition as a reader even if I don't have any good content, though, general consensus was you guys liked my voice so that's always something XD
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0 #16 Akaadji 2012-04-11 12:36
Ah well, I tried. Congrats to the winners, I'm really curious to see what all these topics are.
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0 #15 Portaxx 2012-04-11 12:10
Quoting Cal:
Quoting Agentanalogue:
Quoting Cal:
Is it bronies?
I bet it's bronies.


God, why didn't I think of that?

Wait, Cal, why didn't you!?!

Because brony literature and pontifications are too horrible to even contemplate reading outloud, my friend.


Actually I've looked into Bronies and while there ARE some terrible stories ("My Little Dashie" and "Rainbow Factory" are my favorite awful pony fanfics) they're mostly boring, best I can tell. It's a lot of YAY I LOVE THIS SHOW I LOVE HAVING FRIENDS YAAAYYY ^_^ For the most part they even seem to look down on people who write erotic pony stories or anyone who creeps on the show's creator. Which is... new, I got to say.

That isn't to say we'll never do that, though. There are enough crazy bronies out there that I'm sure it could make for an episode some time.
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+1 #14 Cal 2012-04-11 10:04
Quoting Agentanalogue:
Quoting Cal:
Is it bronies?
I bet it's bronies.


God, why didn't I think of that?

Wait, Cal, why didn't you!?!

Because brony literature and pontifications are too horrible to even contemplate reading outloud, my friend.
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0 #13 icarus 2012-04-11 09:56
woooooooo congrats winners!
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0 #12 Agentanalogue 2012-04-11 08:25
Quoting Cal:
Is it bronies?
I bet it's bronies.


God, why didn't I think of that?

Wait, Cal, why didn't you!?!
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+1 #11 Cal 2012-04-11 07:55
Is it bronies?
I bet it's bronies.
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0 #10 No™ 2012-04-11 06:51
Is this like the cock rub warriors whereby the winners masterbate viciously over our defeated bodies?

Congrats to the winners, I look forward to hearing your voices in a future episode!
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+2 #9 montrith 2012-04-11 06:14
Quoting Cleretic:
High-five, you other three! I knew our underground syndicate would pay off! I'll meet you at the designated time to collate our winnings.


What syndicate? I do not understand what this person is talking about. People of Fplus, do not listen to him! He's a liar and a madman. Clearly the power of being part of an Internet podcast has gone to his head and obviously there was nothing suspicious going on with the voting at all.

(PS: Remember to change the password to secret hideout)
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+3 #8 Cleretic 2012-04-11 05:34
High-five, you other three! I knew our underground syndicate would pay off! I'll meet you at the designated time to collate our winnings.
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0 #7 skub 2012-04-11 04:45
congrats all!!
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0 #6 JT 2012-04-11 04:10
Oops, shit. That didn't come out right. Oh well, congrats to the other winners!
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0 #5 JT 2012-04-11 04:09
(??_?) internet swag
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0 #4 Zamza 2012-04-11 02:54
good stuff, I reckon this will be a very educational month.
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+1 #3 Locclo 2012-04-11 01:33
Congrats to all the winners. I'd like to say I'm sorry I didn't win, but my entire submission was found via 15 minutes with the Google search "weird fetishes."

I'm looking forward to seeing some of this stuff hit the podcast. You're all horrible cheaters who will burn in hell, but you're brave individuals. :P
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