The F Plus

READERS: Kumquatxop, Isfahan, STOG, Portaxx, Boots Raingear, and Lemon.

Edited by Portaxx

Hoosier biologist and unbelievable superpervert Alfred Kinsey believed that human sexual proclivities could all be charted on a seven point scale, from fully hetero to fully homo. Further, he attested that the majority of the species drifted towards the middle - in a grey area between gay and straight. But there's an oft-forgotten classification in this scale of sexuality, and that is for people who are completely dismissive of the whole affair altogether. I'm talking about the asexuals: people so unconcerned with sexual pursuits that they are free to spend their time more wisely, like telling the internet how unconcerned they are with sexual pursuits. This week, The F Plus doesn't even know what you're talking about. No really!

NOTE: Lemon apologizes in advance for his microphone during this episode. It was fucked up and I didn't realize it until we were done recording.

1. The Definition of Asexual
2. The Definition of Demisexual
3. The Definition of Gray A
4. Incredibly Ace Moments
5. I will never stop complaining.
6. You Know You're Asexual When...
7. The Relationship Misunderstanding
8. Selections from the #asexual tag on Tumblr

ADDITIONAL FUN

• The Angry Asexual Comic, where anime asexuals argue with anime strawmen
• Cake Yeah Asexuals, which is just about mentioning cake?
• The Asexual Visibility and Education Network store, where you can buy shirts that say "Asexuals Party Hardest"
• ACE SECRETS, where you can learn the true horrors of living inside the asexual closet.

And finally, Portaxx really wants to find some Non-Consensual Furniture Rearrangement Erotica. So, if anyone comes across any (or feels like writing some) I know it would fulfill a desire she's had for years.

MUSIC USED

• Lenny Welch - Since I Fell For You
• Paul Mauriat - Love is Blue