Episode 69: The State of the Micronation Is Strong

READERS: Boots Raingear, Jimmyfranks, Bunnybread. Portaxx, John, and Lemon.

Edited by Boots Raingear

As politcal rhetoric becomes increasingly rancorous and the division between politcal ideals divides wider so that no plausible middle ground can be reached, there are some people out there that feel that existing within a pre-established democracy just isn't going to work out, and that it's probably better to just start a new country from scratch. For all of these people, from the founders of Sealand to Sarah Palin's husband to those Libertarians in the 80's who got invaded by Tonga, results have been fairly discouraging. However, none of those people have ever made their own wiki site to explain their pitch, so things are probably looking up for the Federated Commonwealth of Malatora. This week, The F Plus learns that existence is futile.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. What is FedCom?
  2. The Federated Commonwealth Defense Force
  3. Malatoran Geology and Geography
  4. The Cytran Project
  5. Available Cytran Models
  6. Malatoran News And Milestones
  7. The Dragon's Mantra
  8. Requirements To Become A Cytran
  9. Cytran Models: A Closer Look
  10. Hello
  11. Kingdom Of Espen Constitution
  12. The Cytran Project FAQs

MUSIC USED

  • Talking Heads - Don't Worry About The Government
  • Woody Guthrie - This Land Is Your Land
  • Dio - Killing the Dragon (with armor piercing bullets)


Last Updated on Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:55  

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0 #121 SherdRed 2013-03-06 01:33
Is it just me, or is this a bit like Anarchy Reigns?
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+4 #120 Tanny 2012-12-15 00:57
The Island of Dr. Morbidly Obese
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+3 #119 Reginald Charming 2012-08-17 00:59
Quoting Notm:

Sick and disgusting, never do a Reddit episode.


Well, I'm glad you all hate Reddit just as much as I do.
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+1 #118 Notm 2012-08-16 16:56
All I remember from reddit was this one thread where they had asked rapists to speak out on why they raped women.

You had some degree of humanity with people saying they regretted it, but then you have guys that claim they just like the feeling of a squirming woman and the whole thread becomes "wow, you did a better job of raping then I did!".

Sick and disgusting, never do a Reddit episode.
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+1 #117 Clockderp 2012-08-16 12:43
Quoting A Meat:
I've been to reddit exactly once, during that time I haphazardly came across a totally serious conversation between pedophiles on whether or not grooming children was the true way for a pedophile to express their love and affection for children.
Reported it, and I can't find it anymore, so I'd hope it was deleted, or it could be that I don't know how to navigate reddit.
Then again, this was quite a while ago, and I'd hope they've gotten rid of the child molesters and other assorted creeps.

I feel dirty for typing this out now.

Also, don't do an episode about reddit, you might stumble upon content you'll regret forever.

They took down the pedophile section because of the internet calling for their metaphorical blood, but iirc it sprang back up because apparently they didn't use enough bleach.

But yeah, don't do a reddit episode; they're not funny-terrible, just soulcrushing-te rrible.
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0 #116 A Meat 2012-08-16 09:45
I've been to reddit exactly once, during that time I haphazardly came across a totally serious conversation between pedophiles on whether or not grooming children was the true way for a pedophile to express their love and affection for children.
Reported it, and I can't find it anymore, so I'd hope it was deleted, or it could be that I don't know how to navigate reddit.
Then again, this was quite a while ago, and I'd hope they've gotten rid of the child molesters and other assorted creeps.

I feel dirty for typing this out now.

Also, don't do an episode about reddit, you might stumble upon content you'll regret forever.
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+3 #115 josh 2012-08-16 09:14
Reddit is the only place far-right extremists, libertarians, racists, anti-democracy types, fascists, misogynists, literal rapists, and pedophiles can be accepted. It is A Bad Website.

I think a bunch of crazies gamed the upvote system or something, the human race can't be this goddam broken.
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+4 #114 BootsRaingear 2012-08-15 16:23
Quoting montrith:


To his credit, OWNtheNWO is a fantastic user name for a conspiracy nutcase. If you look at it enough, it just kinda looks like a Counter-Strike player called "the" who put some symmetrical bullshit around his name to make it look cool.
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+2 #113 Ragny 2012-08-14 19:19
Reddit needs to hire a new web designer because that site looks like shit.
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0 #112 Reginald Charming 2012-08-14 15:26
Quoting montrith:
Reddit is terrible, and not funny terrible either, just sad terrible. WARNING, this is extremely unfunny.


Those people are so, so gross.
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+3 #111 montrith 2012-08-14 13:27
Reddit is terrible, and not funny terrible either, just sad terrible. WARNING, this is extremely unfunny.

Exhibit A

www.reddit.com/.../c5s1os7

Exhibit B

reddit.com/.../...

Just to balance this out, I did find one funny post on Reddit. This dude argues that EU should not stand for European Union, but for Star Wars Extended Universe.

reddit.com/.../...
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+3 #110 Cal 2012-08-14 07:19
Quoting Reginald Charming:

(Speaking of which, there's plenty of content on Reddit to mine for a future episode! Like r/mensrights. And r/anarcho_capitalism. And r/showerbeer. If you go to r/shitredditsays there's pretty much a never ending supply of dopes saying dumb shit on the Internet. And that's just the tip of the iceberg!)

Reddit is a goldmine of shit but I wouldn't want the ridiculists to use them because reddit is straight-up full of pedophiles and I think it's pretty impossible to derive any sort of fun from that.
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0 #109 Reginald Charming 2012-08-14 00:45
Quoting RedMinjo:
Found the subreddit:
www.reddit.com/r/redditisland/


As many problems as there is with Reddit's userbase, I just want to see this happen. Mainly because it would make a great Ken Burns documentary. And by documentary I mean 'dark Wes Anderson comedy'.

(Speaking of which, there's plenty of content on Reddit to mine for a future episode! Like r/mensrights. And r/anarcho_capit alism. And r/showerbeer. If you go to r/shitredditsay s there's pretty much a never ending supply of dopes saying dumb shit on the Internet. And that's just the tip of the iceberg!)
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+1 #108 RedMinjo 2012-08-13 23:23
Found the subreddit:
www.reddit.com/r/redditisland/
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+1 #107 RedMinjo 2012-08-13 23:03
Here's a Something Awful thread about a new island nation that is totally going to happen: Reddit Island!
forums.somethingawful.com/.../
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0 #106 Wark 2012-06-16 23:06
Quote:
I'm sorry but the cytran council has deemed your request "not yiffy enough."
Screw you, I'm so yiffy it hurts!
I call speciesism!
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+5 #105 elmo 2012-06-15 09:15
Quoting Wark:
Tell me, would it be all possible to make a shrimp cytran?


I'm sorry but the cytran council has deemed your request "not yiffy enough."
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+2 #104 Wark 2012-06-14 21:12
Tell me, would it be all possible to make a shrimp cytran?
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0 #103 RavenWolf 2012-06-14 20:48
Quoting Drazil:
if you think about it Many in this world feel like they don't belong or wish they was someone or something else (people that help others)

You make a pretty good point, mate, except for one minor detail:

Humans (and that's what we are, weather we like it or not, and there's not much we can do about it. And I DON'T want to hear the speach about it WILL happen one day - I've already read and heard it more times than I care for. ) are NOT ment to be immortal, no matter HOW few ther are that 'will be'.
Your world would be a great idea I was even tempted to join at first but after hearing it really was and what you would do to the ORIGINAL inhabitants, I recend that thought. If you're supposed to be a peacefull 'people', why kill off the native inhabitants just for yourselves?

the music's great

(sorry to add this, but as an English major, I'm compelled to do so: 'Ain't' isn't a word - you're saying 'Are not'.
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+4 #102 dodoman1 2012-05-22 19:37
What the fuck
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-2 #101 DrazilOfMalatora 2012-05-22 19:20
i heard your media video
that part where you say that part
"Before the wings comes the feline leap"
the dragon cytran jumps in the air to take flight
(can jump in the air about 30 feet (depending on the size)
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-3 #100 DrazilOfMalatora 2012-05-22 18:11
this is a part of Malatora ^_^
(Beautiful place)
www.youtube.com/.../
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-2 #99 DrazilOfMalatora 2012-05-22 17:51
i know this topic is probably all about making fun of FedCom and all that..but it doesn't need to be that way

is there anyone that ever had a dream of wanting to live forever cause you where worried about what might happen when you die? .. when all you want to do is continue living cause you love the world so much..and want to see what the future will be like

there is good in people..this i believe to be true
and i just wish some people would give Malatora a chance
it would be a place like no other
we could be like family again before everyone went their own separate ways in life..a heaven on earth
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-3 #98 DrazilOfMalatora 2012-05-22 17:18
Federated Commonwealth of Malatora (The Seven Virtues)www.youtube.com/.../
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-1 #97 DrazilOfMalatora 2012-05-22 16:24
was here
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-3 #96 DrazilOfMalatora 2012-05-22 16:08
are you mad bro?
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-3 #95 DrazilOfMalatora 2012-05-22 13:07
did i just get a -1 when all i was doing is sharing a great video with good song and even talking in respect?
this in turn shows me the kind of people you are
(well at least one of your members so far that is)
thank you for not passing a test...
good day to you sir or mam
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-4 #94 DrazilOfMalatora 2012-05-22 11:26
thought i would share this real nicely made rhythmic video someone made that plays to Lord Of The Rings
Praised be those that have fought for the kingdom
(my thoughts while watching it)
www.youtube.com/.../
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-2 #93 Drazil 2012-05-10 11:38
no need to be scared Alan XD
www.youtube.com/.../
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-3 #92 Drazil 2012-05-08 17:45
[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=0q-SW hHk0Ic&feature= related[youtube ]
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