Episode 68: The Episode Is Coming From Inside Your House!





READERS: Jimmyfranks, Acierocolotl, John. Portaxx, Kumquatxop, Zarla Sheenaza, and Lemon.

Edited by Isfahan

The psychology and thematic considerations of "What Makes For Good Horror?" is something often discussed at length by people you probably don't want to associate yourself with. Obviously they may argue amongst themselves over minutae, but will usually cite a construction of tension, a feeling of malevolence, a spirit of helplessness, and no fewer than six bare breasts as the essential elements for finely constructed, timeless horror. The stories contained within this episode have none of these things, relying instead on grammatical errors and poor plot construction for a different feeling of unease entirely. This week, she melted. Seriously: she melted!

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. Special Meat
  2. Teacher Teacher
  3. Zach and Megan
  4. DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
  5. DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD, written by Jonathan Wojcik
  6. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
  7. Can You Smell Fear?
  8. Dripping
  9. Like the Raven
  10. Barney
  11. Candy
  12. Cursed
  13. Minecraft Pixels
  14. Cats

MUSIC USED

  • Alice Cooper - Welcome to My Nightmare
  • Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party
  • Gnarls Barkley - The Boogie Monster


Last Updated on Monday, 10 December 2012 12:51  

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0 #98 Neal 2012-12-19 06:40
Portaxx's joke from the intro is now a t-shirt: fashionablygeek.com/.../...

Also, this ep should maybe have the fiction tag.
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+4 #97 Zamza 2012-10-31 04:59


My ghost did your skeleton RIGHT UP THE BONE HOLE.
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+2 #96 A ghost 2012-10-31 03:10
oi49.tinypic.com/1zovuhx.jpg
Listening to this episode on Halloween...
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0 #95 Notm 2012-03-09 18:22
Quoting September:
THEN WHO WAS PODCAST? lololol-*shot*


No September, YOU were the demon.

You were also bleeding a lot though you don't remember it.
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0 #94 September 2012-03-08 22:27
Also, apparently "And then he/she/it melted! Seriously, he/she/it melted!" is a comment meme along the lines of "and then a skeleton popped out" on that creepypasta blog.
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-1 #93 September 2012-03-08 22:22
THEN WHO WAS PODCAST? lololol-*shot*
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0 #92 Isfahan 2012-03-08 18:48
I'm chipping away at it myself, no ETA on completion. Aside from the silence, there's also conversation with people on the server in there, so it's not just a matter of snipping all of the flat sections of the waveform. It really loses a lot just being read in a vacuum with no audible reactions from others.

hearing Acierocolotl take a drink of whiskey every so often during the reading is pretty awesome though
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0 #91 Utnaphistim 2012-03-08 15:45
Quoting Acierwhatever:

I still have the original file parked on my server, I literally could not be arsed to edit it at all. There's literally an hour of silence on the end.

I was thinking it needed to be pared down and then some kind of stupid intro made, a caveat emptor: Hi, I'm not Athodyd, I was impossibly plastered, it was awesome, and this is why it sounds like it does, oh and I was totally stealing John's idea.


I realize that this is becoming the in-thing for random pubbies to say around here, but if all you need is for someone to edit it, I'd be glad to do that. I could at least cut the stretches of silence out of it.
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0 #90 Zero 2012-03-08 01:26
My God, a creepypasta episode. I love you guys, truly I do.
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0 #89 Photomancer 2012-03-07 19:53
You know, it sure has been a while since I've treated myself to long pig. Thanks, Creepypasta!
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0 #88 Wetwoman 2012-03-07 17:59
Try their spooky noodle with "special meat" (it's wagyu beef!)
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+5 #87 Reginald Charming 2012-03-07 08:42
I think of the Spooky Noodle as some fucking annoying 'trendy' ramen bar. Like they call ramen with an egg in it a "Spooky with a Dead Baby".
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+1 #86 Photomancer 2012-03-07 07:41
Am I the only one who kinda thought that "Spooky Noodle" sounded like a prank sexual move. "Dude, what's with the black eye?" "Oh, I gave the girlfriend the Spooky Noodle - she hates it when I do that shit to her."

On a side note, I figure that the Spooky Noodle involves sticking a penis after... enjoyment... into someone's ear. Preferably while the target is asleep. I have no idea why my brain works like this.
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+5 #85 Notm 2012-03-06 23:50
The pot smoking probably doesn't help.
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+4 #84 Runic 2012-03-06 21:48
Also, whether the content is meant seriously or in jest is immaterial. What matters is that it is funny and everyone has a good time doing it and everyone gets plastered.
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+3 #83 Runic 2012-03-06 21:43
Quoting Wetwoman:
I wish you guys had read the one about the lost F+ episode marked "DO NOT LISTEN" that was taken down within 5 minutes of being posted but someone saved it and after the normal sounding intro everyone is crying and it is scary and Stog is laughing but then the laugh turns evil and then you are fat.

How is that different from every other episode of the F+?
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0 #82 PurpleXVI 2012-03-03 10:21
Fuck, I was searching for this old glorious thing!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpyPwCbM6EI[youtube]

Really only relevant to those who are PoE refugees, I suppose, but still.
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+3 #81 Acierwhatever 2012-03-03 01:25
Quoting Isfahan:
Quoting Utnaphistim:
Jesus Christ, tell me you have more of that.


I do have the whole raw four-hour audio file; that's the .ogg I mentioned earlier. Editing it down would be quite an undertaking, but it's doable. Also this is assuming Acierocolotl is cool with it being redistributed.


I still have the original file parked on my server, I literally could not be arsed to edit it at all. There's literally an hour of silence on the end.

I was thinking it needed to be pared down and then some kind of stupid intro made, a caveat emptor: Hi, I'm not Athodyd, I was impossibly plastered, it was awesome, and this is why it sounds like it does, oh and I was totally stealing John's idea.
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0 #80 Chalkdust 2012-03-02 23:53
Quoting Portaxx:
Quoting Chalkdust:
goo.gl/S9mXC

^This happened to me every five minutes during this podcast


Wait, Chalkdust?? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE!?!?

HIIIIII 8D


Hello! I must admit I forgot F+ existed until I recently saw you were on the Earwolf challenge (grats on that by the way!), so I've been catching up over the past couple weeks.

Would love to guest-read some time! I desperately tried to find a particular story from my creative writing classes years ago but I am afraid it's lost to the shifting sands of the internet.
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0 #79 Isfahan 2012-03-02 23:01
The raw audio is just Acierocolotl's own microphone recording. The faintest strains of laughter can be heard from time to time, but it's just what the mic itself picked up from his headphones.
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+7 #78 Utnaphistim 2012-03-02 18:49
Quoting Isfahan:
I do have the whole raw four-hour audio file; that's the .ogg I mentioned earlier. Editing it down would be quite an undertaking, but it's doable. Also this is assuming Acierocolotl is cool with it being redistributed.


I have to say, I'd prefer it with the audio from the other players left in. Cap'n Profanity's Lemon-like reactions really ad something to it.

Also, about the episode, now I really want to hear an F+ audiobook of 2001, mainly just to hear Zarla do the "My God, it's full of stars!" line in her breathless mock-fear voice.
"Oh my Gosh! You guys, it's full of stars!"
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+1 #77 Isfahan 2012-03-02 16:52
Quoting Utnaphistim:
Jesus Christ, tell me you have more of that.


I do have the whole raw four-hour audio file; that's the .ogg I mentioned earlier. Editing it down would be quite an undertaking, but it's doable. Also this is assuming Acierocolotl is cool with it being redistributed.
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+1 #76 skub 2012-03-02 16:03
Quoting montrith:
My Immortal is the perfect soundtrack for TF2. I would totally listen to hours of that.


need a b'loody mary here
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0 #75 montrith 2012-03-02 12:40
My Immortal is the perfect soundtrack for TF2. I would totally listen to hours of that.

Quoting Notm:
Is it possible to get a copy of the My Immortal fanfiction?

I'd quite like to try my hand at reading it and making it funny.


Oh, there are whole webpages dedicated to that.

myimmortalrehost2.webs.com/... /
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+2 #74 Delcat 2012-03-02 05:44
WEEKLY MENTAL DILEMMA:

"Are you seriously adding that to your iPod?"
"Yup, gonna listen to it when I go shopping."
"Do you WANT to skid off the road and literally die of laughter?"
"...I'll listen to it now."

I usually end up listening to it during my library job and slowly vaulting forward into the shelves while trying not to disturb the patrons with ill-concealed "HAAAAAAAA" noises. I have yet to be fired (probably because it's a volunteer position), but the time I was listening to By Demons Be Driven and a patron came up wanting a copy of the Bible kind of spooked me.

Not because I feared immortal repercussion, mind, but because I thought he somehow knew and was going to hit me with it.

Our copy of the Bible is FREAKING HUGE, okay?
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0 #73 Notm 2012-03-02 02:05
Is it possible to get a copy of the My Immortal fanfiction?

I'd quite like to try my hand at reading it and making it funny.
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+1 #72 Utnaphistim 2012-03-01 16:59
Quoting Isfahan:
I just found the raw .ogg in the recesses of my downloads!

Here's a taste, as recorded by Boots. It's been three years!

www.youtube.com/.../


Jesus Christ, tell me you have more of that.
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+1 #71 Isfahan 2012-03-01 16:34
I just found the raw .ogg in the recesses of my downloads!

Here's a taste, as recorded by Boots. It's been three years!

www.youtube.com/.../
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0 #70 ChazGELF 2012-03-01 15:46
Quoting Portaxx:
Quoting ChazGELF:
Glad you like it! :D One more fanart for this episode, just because again I couldn't get the mental image out of my head once it got in there:

chaz-fox.deviantart.com/art/The-F-Plus-Campbell-Reads-Creepypasta-288040919


Oh man now that you mention it, Jimmyfranks DID sound like Campbell during that reading... YES WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO A METAL GEAR EPISODE


Max Power made the comparison way before I did, I just read his comment, listened to the clip and it totally does sound like him. XD

A Metal Gear episode would be amazing. I'm still all in favour of a Hatoful Boyfriend episode, though!
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+2 #69 Portaxx 2012-03-01 15:32
Quoting ChazGELF:
Glad you like it! :D One more fanart for this episode, just because again I couldn't get the mental image out of my head once it got in there:

chaz-fox.deviantart.com/art/The-F-Plus-Campbell-Reads-Creepypasta-288040919


Oh man now that you mention it, Jimmyfranks DID sound like Campbell during that reading... YES WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO A METAL GEAR EPISODE
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