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Episode 67: Where Can I Find A Tailor For These Pinstripe Balls?

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READERS: Boots Raingear, Nutshell Gulag, Bunnybread, Acierocolotl, Portaxx, Kumquatxop, Isfahan, and John.

Edited by Acierocolotl

For as long as man has had conscious thought, he has thought about sex, and this has certainly been reflected in his literary themes. From the literate but hypermasculine rememberances of Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer, to the literate but impishly comedic creations of Voltaire's Candide to the not-at-all literate nor interesting fap material in John Cleland's Fanny Hill, erotic writing has had a storied history inside the pages of legitimate fiction. But fortunately, the English published Literary Review has helpfully highlighted some of the least impressive examples for us to lend our voices to. This week, the F Plus is on top of you, Skinner.

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All content for this episode was collected by The Literary Review for their annual Bad Sex In Writing Award. For a full look at the stuff we looked through, sift through this Google Doc Acier put together.


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Last Updated on Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:15  

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+2 #40 Lé Mon! 2012-02-20 17:28
Quoting Isfahan:
The SSID of my home wireless network is "Police Van"

Mine's The Angry Dome, and that took me an hour and a half to decide on. Because why be clever when you can just quote Futurama instead?
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+1 #39 Notm 2012-02-20 04:33
Quoting Isfahan:
Yep, we are just an auryn snake-orgy of comedy.

It's hard to be funny on one's own. The SSID of my home wireless network is "Police Van" and after I thought that up I had to lay down and take a nap.


I think I need a nap after reading the words 'perverse ourbouros' and 'auryn snake orgy'.

Seriously, Can someone draw The F Plus Snake orgy? That would make my week.
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+2 #38 Isfahan 2012-02-19 23:58
Yep, we are just an auryn snake-orgy of comedy.

It's hard to be funny on one's own. The SSID of my home wireless network is "Police Van" and after I thought that up I had to lay down and take a nap.
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+3 #37 Acierwhatever 2012-02-19 13:55
Quoting Notm:
Acier fails at that job though because he is actually one of the funniest readers on the podcast.

You are much too kind. As dorky as this sounds, this really is a team effort, we feed off each other like a really perverse ourobouros.

I'm half-tempted to share the True Genesis File but I don't think anybody could handle it.
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+2 #36 skub 2012-02-18 22:12
Quoting Isfahan:
Aciero's "tuna from can" old-man voice is always a crowd-pleaser. Sneeze-Fetish Gimli (the Quebecois accent) is still his signature voice, but we can't not laugh at anything read by Mr. Tuna.


much mothafuckin tuna from a can love, woop woop
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+8 #35 Isfahan 2012-02-18 21:46
Aciero's "tuna from can" old-man voice is always a crowd-pleaser. Sneeze-Fetish Gimli (the Quebecois accent) is still his signature voice, but we can't not laugh at anything read by Mr. Tuna.
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+3 #34 Notm 2012-02-18 20:13
That was a good drawing skub!

Now, If only I could draw Lemon and Toast as two incredibly oversized breasts...

I mean, write my Toast and Lemon fanfic

I mean.. yeah.

Also It helps to have an unfunny informative guy like acier in the podcast. Acier fails at that job though because he is actually one of the funniest readers on the podcast.
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+1 #33 Portaxx 2012-02-18 18:52
Quoting skub:
Quoting NutshellGulag:
Hey, you just got the Portaxx artistic seal of approval. That is a rare and beautiful thing.


true, if the resident artiste thinks i'm UP2SNUF then i guess i've done well


WELL YEAH I MEAN LOOK AT HOW FUCKIN' ADORABLE THEY ARE I MEAN THEY'RE ALL 8) AND SO AM I
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+2 #32 skub 2012-02-18 16:41
Quoting NutshellGulag:
Hey, you just got the Portaxx artistic seal of approval. That is a rare and beautiful thing.


true, if the resident artiste thinks i'm UP2SNUF then i guess i've done well
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+4 #31 NutshellGulag 2012-02-18 14:03
Quoting skub:
Quoting Portaxx:
DOT EYES~ 8DDD

GOD THAT IS TOO CUTE


i'm glad SOMEBODY likes it


Hey, you just got the Portaxx artistic seal of approval. That is a rare and beautiful thing.
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