Episode 66: As Normal As The Cosby Show (with Ted Kaczynski)

READERS: Isfahan, Boots Raingear, Bunnybread, Jimmyfranks, STOG, Nutshell Gulag, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was suggested by montrith.

Edited by STOG

The modern world is one of isolation. As citizens of The First World, we are increasingly given license to socialize with whom we want, experience the things we choose, and create communities where we notice one lacking. As this happens, the concept of the status quo fades into a more abstract concept, and people start to wonder if they're normal being who they are. Looking for guidence, they turn to the internet, which is problematic because asking the internet what's normal is like.... asking the internet what's normal. If there's a better corollary I haven't thought of it. This week, The F Plus discovers new ways to take peyote.

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PIECES READ, NOT IN ORDER

  1. What is the weirdest place you've urinated?
  2. Do you feel accomplished when squeezing out a blackhead?
  3. Is it normal Call of Duty is more fun than my Girlfriend?
  4. My mom pooped herself during birth, IIN?
  5. Is it normal to Love Someone Not Real?
  6. Is it normal to see a cactus and want to sit on it?
  7. Is it normal that I like to eat clean cat litter?
  8. Is it normal to dress as a girl and wear diapers?
  9. Sniff a pretty girls seat cushion?
  10. Is it normal that my dad found something
  11. My teacher tried to screw me over part 1 of 2
  12. My teacher tried to screw me over part 2 of 2
  13. Sonic the Hedgehog?
  14. Is it normal to get a boner from this?
  15. Is it normal to like guys like this.
  16. Is it normal for a white man to marry a black woman...
  17. Is god a certain color?
  18. IIN a person like me be almost perfect ?
Music Used:
  • Bing Crosby - Aren't You Glad You're You? (Sesame Street version)
  • Renaldo and the Loaf - The Bread Song
  • Music selections from the Border Television Startup Sequence (1980s)
  • Chriddof - Cover of Samba Pa Ti (by Santana)

Something I learned today: A Google Image Search for "normal" leads to surprisingly unpleasant results.


Last Updated on Thursday, 09 February 2012 10:28  

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+2 #15 skub 2012-02-18 08:27
Quoting French Toast:
I really want to see the 1-10 hotness scale replaced by the CoD rating system.


a Black Ops is a butterface

butterops
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+2 #14 French Toast 2012-02-17 18:33
Finally able to listen to this episode! (Yay no internet :[ )

This one was really excellent, even without my perfect input. I really want to see the 1-10 hotness scale replaced by the CoD rating system. "Oh she wasn't bad, but she was no Modern Warfare. Now that chick over there, SHE'S a World at War for sure. Hell, she's probably zombie mode."
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+1 #13 Reginald Charming 2012-02-11 09:19
Quoting Lucia:
I need to know where the hell you found that bread song...


Check out the album The Elbow is Taboo. It's full of that sort of thing.
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+1 #12 Lucia 2012-02-10 22:14
I need to know where the hell you found that bread song...
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+2 #11 Cal 2012-02-10 11:30
Is it an understatement to say that the internet is a weird place?
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+1 #10 Garglemysack ~Notm 2012-02-09 22:21
Oh I have nothing to comment, I just wanted to say hello.

Great episode.
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+6 #9 FaithfulViewer 2012-02-09 20:44
So here was my train of thought as my porn was loading:
"Anything else to do before bed?... Check FPlus! Wait no an episode came out less than a month ago. Fuck it."
*checks*
"Welp. Better lose my erection."
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0 #8 skub 2012-02-09 19:21
is it normal to want to die after seeing that
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+1 #7 Reginald Charming 2012-02-09 19:05
Quoting Cleretic:
I dunno, guys, if you don't feel at least a LITTLE bit accomplished after a particularly good blackhead squeeze I don't really understand you.


Yeah, the best kind of blackhead squeeze is when you're able to squirt someone with the sebum and blood from half a room away.
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+2 #6 Acierwhatever 2012-02-09 13:44
Quoting Utah Fisting:
And also, in the "what is your orientation" questions, "bi" tends to be just behind "straight."


Well, it sounds like I've finally found a place I can call home.
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+1 #5 Utah Fisting 2012-02-09 13:30
I'd just like to point out that, if you check their all-time most popular list, "when did you loose your virginity?" shows up five times, "what is your sexual orientation?" shows up three times, and there are three questions about threesomes. Actually, scanning down that list, most of their all-time most popular are in some way about sex.
And also, in the "what is your orientation" questions, "bi" tends to be just behind "straight." Which gives you a bit of an idea of how representative of a sample this sight provides.
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+2 #4 Navigator 2012-02-09 12:41
...I think this one grossed me out more than ep. 63 at a couple of points.

That said, this...this is just sad. This whole website's existence is sad, really. I get the feeling if you have to ask, you already know it's not normal. In effect, it's really more of that weird-ass not-bragging that the "is it legal" people had going on.

Also, thank you for reminding me why I decided to go into medicine and not education.
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+2 #3 Cleretic 2012-02-09 06:38
I dunno, guys, if you don't feel at least a LITTLE bit accomplished after a particularly good blackhead squeeze I don't really understand you.

I think my favorite part was the girl convinced she's perfect. It's just really happily bare-faced ego tripping, and I think of all the terrible temperaments on the internet, the F Plus really doesn't cover enough smugness.
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+3 #2 montrith 2012-02-09 02:48
Yes! You did the My Teacher guy. Even in this site full of creeps he somehow manages to be the creepiest. I think it's something to do with the total obliviousness towards the implications of his actions that makes him so special.

Not since My Life Is Twilight has anything made me despair for humanity as much as Is It Normal.
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+6 #1 Locclo 2012-02-09 02:38
Another episode? And not a month and a half away from the previous one? You spoil me, F Plussers. :D
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