Episode 65: God Bless You, Water Woman.





READERS: Victor Laszlo, STOG, John, Isfahan, Portaxx, Jack Chick, and Lemon.

Edited by Isfahan

The Sasquatch (or "Bigfoot", if you're prone to epithets) is a large ape-like creature which typically finds its home in the Pacific Northwest where it somethimes poses for blurry photographs. Also it can read and write. Also it has sixth sense. Also it exists both in our world and in another dimension which has neither shape nor form. Also it lives among The Star People. Also it can teleport. Also it farts a lot. Also it can shape shift. Also it actually exists. Look, the point here is that dolphin expert Joan Ocean has a website which introduced all to the beauty of nature, and now we want to teach others about it. This week, The F Plus starts to apologize for that long hiatus.

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PIECES READ, IN ORDER

  1. About Dolphins
  2. Joan Meets The Sasquatch: Parts I & II
  3. Joan Meets The Sasquatch: Part III
  4. The Ancient Ones and Quantum Living
  5. Joan Ocean's 2012 Seminars on Dolphins
Music Used:
  • Enigma - Dream of the Dolphin
  • Buddy Knox - Bigfoot Is the Name
  • Fats Waller - Your Feet's Too Big
  • Tenacious D - Sasquatch
  • Dolphin Communication Project - The Dolphin Species Song


Last Updated on Tuesday, 31 January 2012 20:27  

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+1 #35 Julia 2014-03-09 20:08
Just realized that on the Stitcher, this is titled, "Thank You, Water Woman". Does Stitcher have some weird censorship where you can say things like "butt" and "bastard" in titles, but not "God"?
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+3 #34 sku 2013-07-24 15:12
Quoting Mistress Eva:
Also, Water Woman looks EXACTLY like I imagined she would.


i feel like just about everybody in these "focus on a single twit" episodes looks just about exactly like they should
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0 #33 Mistress Eva 2013-07-24 14:15
Also, Water Woman looks EXACTLY like I imagined she would.
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+2 #32 Mistress Eva 2013-07-23 17:47
So where do Sasquatches get sharpies and college-ruled notebook paper? Is he attending the local community college or something?
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+3 #31 agentanalogue 2012-10-03 08:08
Hey, whatever happened to that "Sports" Episode we were told was coming?
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+1 #30 Anon 2012-02-09 08:56
Whoops. Link here.
www.youtube.com/.../
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0 #29 Anon 2012-02-09 08:55
Quoting Anon:
Does anybody else have a problem downloading episodes from the site? Seems like for the past day or so, I'm only grabbing the first 1 or 2 kilobytes of a file (at 200~ bytes per second) before the download drops. Same thing happened when I tried replaying an older episode to see if it was just this file or not.

Scratch this. It was just some weird issue on my end and restarting the modem fixed it.

To make up for the junk post, here's something I just came across. Joan Ocean talking in an interview about multidimensiona l dolphins. Skip to 13:00 where she spends a couple of minutes describing the time she entered one of their star ships.
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+2 #28 Elpheba 2012-02-08 22:07
I can't be the only one who was constantly humming "So long and thanks for all the fish" during this one.
Ok, that might have been partly due to the peyote the starfriends gave me. But only partly!
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+4 #27 September 2012-02-04 22:50
F Plus: The Return of Slug Voice

Also, YOU CAME BACK TO US! I was honestly beginning to wonder whether one of you had died. And did I catch the implication that you were going to feature "Is It Normal?", because that place is a GOLDMINE.
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+1 #26 Cody 2012-02-04 22:14
Maybe it was Tim Peeler who contacted Water Woman about bigfoot...

youtu.be/EppoBdFUyYE
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+2 #25 Tophat 2012-02-04 19:23
I've been waiting for this ep for a while now but it did not disappoint. I love it when you guys bully Portaxx (sorry Portaxx) and hope the next episode comes out sharpish!
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+5 #24 Reginald Charming 2012-02-04 14:50
The interdimensiona l Bigfoot brothel was actually all right if you ignore all the fur in the cushions. And the disastrous pole dancing. But on the plus side the four dollar shots of liquor are actually highballs (the Bigfoots have incredible alcohol tolerance)!
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+1 #23 M 2012-02-04 14:11
Oh thank God, they escaped the interdimensiona l Bigfoot brothel, now record some more episodes!
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0 #22 Anon 2012-02-04 11:56
Does anybody else have a problem downloading episodes from the site? Seems like for the past day or so, I'm only grabbing the first 1 or 2 kilobytes of a file (at 200~ bytes per second) before the download drops. Same thing happened when I tried replaying an older episode to see if it was just this file or not.
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+2 #21 Lé Mon! 2012-02-04 02:16
Quoting Notm:
Also I noticed that Lemon put some more pictures here and there (on previous episodes) and slapped the F Plus logo on them. :D


Well noticed!
Actually I'm going back through and trying to give cover art to all the old episodes, so any episode with one of those F+ graphics in the description should give you cover art when you download it.
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+3 #20 Notm 2012-02-03 18:23
Also I noticed that Lemon put some more pictures here and there (on previous episodes) and slapped the F Plus logo on them. :D

...well I thought it was worth commenting on...
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+1 #19 FrozenBeard 2012-02-03 16:03
The Slug voice is great, but I'm always a little disappointed it has nothing to do with Atmosphere
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+1 #18 Acierwhatever 2012-02-03 14:48
Oh shit, I totally didn't notice Utan's reply.

Utan is a Sasquatch!
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+1 #17 Acierwhatever 2012-02-03 14:44
Quoting Cal:
You guys have at least one mexican fan.

(also I'm gonna need the episode name/number where Slug Voice made its debut because hoooooly eff)


Ah, the Slug Voice. You'll find it first in this F+ Short, "In the Family" or something similar to that. It's this terrible thing involving me trying my best to sound like a mutant, "intelligent" redneck.
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+1 #16 Utan 2012-02-02 22:06
Quoting Cal:
You guys have at least one mexican fan.

(also I'm gonna need the episode name/number where Slug Voice made its debut because hoooooly eff)


thefpl.us/.../
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+1 #15 Cal 2012-02-02 21:44
You guys have at least one mexican fan.

(also I'm gonna need the episode name/number where Slug Voice made its debut because hoooooly eff)
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0 #14 Portaxx 2012-02-02 18:21
Quoting agentanalogue:
Related Comic, check the last panel: questionablecontent.net/.../


SUCH IS THE MAJESTY OF THE DOLPHIN

Maybe dolphin rape powers healing crystals
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+4 #13 montrith 2012-02-02 13:00
So, how much do you think the "friend" was secretly laughing at this woman and her special Sasquatch rock? Also, underwater beings who are able to transcend dimensions and communicate in ways alien to the human understand?ing Those aren't dolphins lady, you've been hanging out with the spawn of Cthulhu. No wonder they were so interested in mating with her.

Quoting Notm:

My favourite part of this episode is when it said dolphins opt for sound and noises instead of proper english and grammar. I immediately thought that it encapsulated EVERY person who has had their work read on the F Plus.


This can mean only one thing. Hans von Hozel is actually a dolphin!
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-5 #12 agentanalogue 2012-02-02 09:29
Related Comic, check the last panel: questionablecontent.net/.../
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+7 #11 Isfahan 2012-02-01 20:53
The Supernatural episode is a memorable one for me because it gave me an epiphany of sorts.

I grew up sort of sheltered, and I always dated reasonably sane girls, so it wasn't until the Supernatural episode that I realized women can match—and even surpass—men at seeking out and enjoying fucked-up perverted shit.
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+2 #10 Portaxx 2012-02-01 20:37
Quoting Isfahan:
I really like the exhibits of people who are either suffering impotent rage or who are crazy in a harmless way. Joan Ocean's brand of hippy-dippy happy-crazy is just fun to read. Toast really nailed my sentiments in the outro.


Agreed. This episode is just what I needed after checking up on where Supernatural fandom is now (SPOILERS: IT'S NOWHERE GOOD). Good work, Isfahan!

No, wait, that doesn't sound as cool... hmm how about...

GOD BLESS YOU, GUN MAN!

There, better!
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+10 #9 Isfahan 2012-02-01 16:39
I really like the exhibits of people who are either suffering impotent rage or who are crazy in a harmless way. Joan Ocean's brand of hippy-dippy happy-crazy is just fun to read. Toast really nailed my sentiments in the outro.
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+1 #8 skub 2012-02-01 11:00
i didn't think this was going to be as fucked up as it got
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+1 #7 Portaxx 2012-02-01 02:44
Quoting SlugVoiceConnoisser:
Quoting Navigator:
Any reprise of the Slug Voice is greatly appreciated. I can't wait to play this for my Star Friends.

Yeah I was really excited about the return of the Slug Voice, but it left me a little cold this time. I think it looses something if Jack's mic isn't clipping.


MAYBE HE SHOULD RUB THE MIC AGAINST HIS BEARD SOME MORE.

JACK.
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+4 #6 Notm 2012-02-01 00:51
F Plus are back, and back in style.

I can't be the only person that loves the idea that if a Sasquatch Dolphin was ever drawn for her, she would immediately scream, yell and faint.

Considering these dolphins are involved in the fifth dimension, does that mean that they are part of the Matrix?

My favourite part of this episode is when it said dolphins opt for sound and noises instead of proper english and grammar. I immediately thought that it encapsulated EVERY person who has had their work read on the F Plus.

Great episode!
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