Episode 65: God Bless You, Water Woman.

Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:13 Lemon

READERS: Victor Laszlo, STOG, John, Isfahan, Portaxx, Jack Chick, and Lemon.

Edited by Isfahan

The Sasquatch (or "Bigfoot", if you're prone to epithets) is a large ape-like creature which typically finds its home in the Pacific Northwest where it somethimes poses for blurry photographs. Also it can read and write. Also it has sixth sense. Also it exists both in our world and in another dimension which has neither shape nor form. Also it lives among The Star People. Also it can teleport. Also it farts a lot. Also it can shape shift. Also it actually exists. Look, the point here is that dolphin expert Joan Ocean has a website which introduced all to the beauty of nature, and now we want to teach others about it. This week, The F Plus starts to apologize for that long hiatus.

PIECES READ, IN ORDER

Music Used:

Enigma - Dream of the Dolphin
Buddy Knox - Bigfoot Is the Name
Fats Waller - Your Feet's Too Big
Tenacious D - Sasquatch
Dolphin Communication Project - The Dolphin Species Song

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Last Updated on Tuesday, 31 January 2012 20:27

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+2 #31 agentanalogue 2012-10-03 08:08

Hey, whatever happened to that "Sports" Episode we were told was coming?

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+1 #30 Anon 2012-02-09 08:56

Whoops. Link here.
www.youtube.com/.../

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0 #29 Anon 2012-02-09 08:55

Quoting Anon:

Does anybody else have a problem downloading episodes from the site? Seems like for the past day or so, I'm only grabbing the first 1 or 2 kilobytes of a file (at 200~ bytes per second) before the download drops. Same thing happened when I tried replaying an older episode to see if it was just this file or not.

Scratch this. It was just some weird issue on my end and restarting the modem fixed it.

To make up for the junk post, here's something I just came across. Joan Ocean talking in an interview about multidimensiona l dolphins. Skip to 13:00 where she spends a couple of minutes describing the time she entered one of their star ships.

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+2 #28 Elpheba 2012-02-08 22:07

I can't be the only one who was constantly humming "So long and thanks for all the fish" during this one.
Ok, that might have been partly due to the peyote the starfriends gave me. But only partly!

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+3 #27 September 2012-02-04 22:50

F Plus: The Return of Slug Voice

Also, YOU CAME BACK TO US! I was honestly beginning to wonder whether one of you had died. And did I catch the implication that you were going to feature "Is It Normal?", because that place is a GOLDMINE.

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+1 #26 Cody 2012-02-04 22:14

Maybe it was Tim Peeler who contacted Water Woman about bigfoot...

youtu.be/EppoBdFUyYE

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+2 #25 Tophat 2012-02-04 19:23

I've been waiting for this ep for a while now but it did not disappoint. I love it when you guys bully Portaxx (sorry Portaxx) and hope the next episode comes out sharpish!

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+5 #24 Reginald Charming 2012-02-04 14:50

The interdimensiona l Bigfoot brothel was actually all right if you ignore all the fur in the cushions. And the disastrous pole dancing. But on the plus side the four dollar shots of liquor are actually highballs (the Bigfoots have incredible alcohol tolerance)!

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+1 #23 M 2012-02-04 14:11

Oh thank God, they escaped the interdimensiona l Bigfoot brothel, now record some more episodes!

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0 #22 Anon 2012-02-04 11:56

Does anybody else have a problem downloading episodes from the site? Seems like for the past day or so, I'm only grabbing the first 1 or 2 kilobytes of a file (at 200~ bytes per second) before the download drops. Same thing happened when I tried replaying an older episode to see if it was just this file or not.

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Episode 65: God Bless You, Water Woman.

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