EPISODE 64: Ignorance of the Law Is My Excuse





READERS: STOG, Isfahan, Boots Raingear, John, Portaxx, and Lemon.

Edited by Portaxx

There's a number of laws we all understand: Murder is illegal pretty much everywhere, as is theft and assault. We all recognize that, but then there's always gray areas. Does a schoolyard fight count as assault? Is it truly theft is it's not a physical object? And is murder justified if the person you just killed was talking about how funny last week's Big Bang Theory was? Legal experts have a difference of opinion, and as a country ages, laws get more and more complex. The finer points become less clear to the country's citizens, in particular the citzens who are also idiots. This week, The F Plus makes a protein shake with iguana meat.

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PIECES READ, IN ORDER

  1. Is it legal to take back a gift? by blenderest411
  2. Eating reptiles by TooTall
  3. baby setters by alabama01man
  4. is it illegal to by mica
  5. Is it legal to tell a meter maid to F Off? by jamc204 and zuletigger
  6. :( fired for showing **** although female started first by laierwar
  7. lasers by jonathan
  8. fired in a state of emergency by sweetie
  9. Is it Legal to Drive Nude? by TranceMitter
  10. not even charged. by Sam Perkins
  11. RE: Is it legal to give your dogs their annual and rabies shots yourself or does a vet have to do it? by Sam Perkins
  12. groin kick by Just1dering
  13. Nude Text by Nancy France
  14. Is it legal to mail yourself? by questioninglilie
  15. Can I solicit a baby for adoption by Karenanne123
  16. WANT TO KNOW by jared
  17. Is it illegal to stand on the side of the road with a sign containing "profanity"? by RupertPupkin
  18. COLOEGE CLASS INFO. by penrosedmptchr
  19. Can the school controls how i cut my sons hair? by beaniebabie250
  20. Flying a sign in MS. by freegold68
  21. Fired for drug test by slohand714
  22. Transport corpse across state lines? by baynes5
  23. fursuits in public by Nazia
  24. canadain law by martan
  25. No Fair by BethScarberry
  26. If the KKK can not mask face in public, how do Berka women from the middle East do it? by professorbolin
  27. hide your face in public by professorbolin
  28. Weapon Invention by Coldroy
  29. Take Juggalo's off Arizona Gang task force list by AxereapinNINJA & Dr. Bob: A vaudeville act for the ages!
Music Used:
  • Phoenix Wright - Objection!
  • Phoenix Wright - Ace Attorney Court Suite


Last Updated on Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:35  

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+1 #19 Miles Beavis 2013-12-28 10:29
Quoting yellow jester:
good old beaniebaby250 and her son's 14th amendment rights.

Please shut up.
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-1 #18 yellow jester 2013-12-28 09:44
good old beaniebaby250 and her son's 14th amendment rights.
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+5 #17 sku 2013-09-01 11:23
relistening to this episode and remembering that not three weeks ago a shitload of fursuiters came to my workplace to go bowling in full costume
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+3 #16 dodoman1 2013-05-16 20:38
Somebody needs to make a blaxploitation parody movie about Wiggaman, Wiggaman and Niggaman
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+3 #15 mrs muir 2012-01-11 22:33
Huh, looks like someone asked Isfahans question about iPods on the first thing that was read, I wonder who it was... :P
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+8 #14 Tophat 2011-12-26 20:14
After listening to this podcats I have decided that any and every time I come across anything starred out, I shall loudly proclaim "FUCK" whilst reading it aloud.
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+3 #13 A Fucking Dork 2011-12-19 20:30
In my head I heard "The Gift" playing throughout the entirety of the "Is it legal to mail yourself?" segment.
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+3 #12 Notm 2011-12-17 22:20
Because when I think of hip, or trendy merchandise I want to be seen wearing, I look no further then a Basil Marceaux t-shirt that says
'Innocent bystander'

...that and
'WTF'
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+3 #11 montrith 2011-12-17 11:05
Quoting Lé Mon:

I'd want a follow up episode with this, unfortunately there's not much text here.


Oh, but then you would miss the chance to read some of the lovely comments Basil has left on his own blog. Like how he has "on the job training of being a victim and everything I say is unconditional true and can be proved 100%"

The "History by Basil" page is pretty great too.

"in my traffic stops I was stopped for going through a stop sign with my black friend who may be a Navy seal law I am a force recon Marine the best soldier in the world the highest oath citizen of this country the first soldier in any battle domestic and foreign"

Don't forget, now you can also buy Basil merchandise, including the "INNOCENT BY-STANDER BADGE" Now you too can belong to "A Club of A Great Men call to their aid theINNOCENTBY-S TANDER#008Authe nticatedCertifi cateunder the clause of the constitution which prohibits slaveryy, i. A GREAT MAN"
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+3 #10 Lé Mon 2011-12-17 09:46
Quoting montrith:
Speaking of which, Basil now has "the official blog of Basil Marceaux AND HOME SHOPPING!"

Oh shit yes!

Quoting Basil Marceaux:
Please update your links in the google machine and subscribe ot my blog on RSS computers. I will write often and be running for many things to help the people


I'd want a follow up episode with this, unfortunately there's not much text here.
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+3 #9 montrith 2011-12-17 05:46
After listening to this episode I think Basil Marceaux actually stands a fairly good chance of someday becoming the governor of Tennessee. He has at least as good grasp of legal matters as these guys and arguably better grammar.

Speaking of which, Basil now has "the official blog of Basil Marceaux AND HOME SHOPPING!"

basilmarceaux.uintu.com/
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+2 #8 skub 2011-12-17 03:21
this episode is awesome because i just wanted to build space rockets
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+21 #7 Isfahan 2011-12-16 03:41
This episode is awesome because it's not about adults wanting to be babies who store cum for later consumption.
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+2 #6 Navigator 2011-12-15 22:59
This might be my favorite episode simply because of the music and the Juggalos. That, and the first bit. MY DAD TOOK MY IPOD AWAY IS THAT LEGAL?
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+2 #5 Locclo 2011-12-15 22:43
I want to comment, but I'm not sure if it's legal to post words on the internet without a license!

Great episode after the last (full) one. The Phoenix Wright music really set the mood, now I think I'm gonna go back and play them again. :)
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+2 #4 Notm 2011-12-15 19:16
(I'd comment, but I don't want to be arrested)
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+3 #3 Lé Mon 2011-12-15 18:30
Quoting Dementrious:
I laughed really loud then I was pulled over by a cop who said it was for "expired plates", but I'm convinced it's because I laughed too loud at a podcast.

You should tell that nazi to F OFF
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+1 #2 Dementrious 2011-12-15 18:23
Is it legal to laugh above a certain decibel while listening to a podcast?

I laughed really loud then I was pulled over by a cop who said it was for "expired plates", but I'm convinced it's because I laughed too loud at a podcast.
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+8 #1 Portaxx 2011-12-15 17:57
GOD WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I USED SONGS FROM PHOENIX WRIGHT I WOULD NEVER--ok yes they are from Phoenix Wright. But I just finished the third game and it made me happy ^_^
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