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Episode 63: Achtung! Adult Babies!





READERS: Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop, Isfahan, Bunnybread, Victor Laszlo, Portaxx, and Lemon.

Edited by Boots Raingear

Growing up is hard. There's plenty of fiction centered around the frustration of adolescence, even more fiction on the malaise of adulthood, and then it's death after that. Wouldn't it be nice to just be a baby forever? Well, no - obviously it wouldn't. None of us remember our time as an infant, but clearly being mute, frail and covered in your own waste cannot be the most intellectually stimulating time of your life. But then, there's those that think that all sounds pretty good, especially if they can have sex while they're at it. This week, The F Plus wonders if adult babies are grosser than Bad Dragon customers.

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PIECES READ, IN ORDER

  1. How to eat my own cum? by shydiaper, OopsiePanty, bettisweetie, cumpantyboy and Pampers&Panties
  2. Maxi-pads by GirlyLana
  3. buying panties in a store by SuzieBrave and OopsiePanty
  4. the love of 2 nations ((it is fine there apperance and age are unknown)) a hetalia love poem by nekoboyorgirl
  5. mirabai!!! be from from the nazis!! free-form poetry from naturesissy
  6. What do you have in your butt right now? a poll for the community asked by emilygielen that 82 people answered
  7. poem by diapernap
  8. Swimsuits and breasts by Sissy Kimi
  9. a whole bunch of sissy haiku
  10. And finally, PandaGoLucky was good enough to write his true story of my day as a babygirl.
Music Used:
  • The Four Tops - Baby I Need Your Loving
  • Justin Bieber - Baby
  • Danzig - Mother

ADDITIONAL FUN


Last Updated on Monday, 03 December 2012 18:49  

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+1 #68 Mistress Eva 2013-07-20 08:56
I was once putting together an episode submission for sissykiss.com before this episode came out. It broke me. The research was unbearable. I thought that I truly had an infinite threshold of awful. Adult babies proved me wrong. So, so, so, so disgusting. This is definitely the most "hardcore" f+ episode.
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+2 #67 Chaz GELF 2012-10-19 08:00
Quoting Zeffers:
Got two of my friends to listen to this with me. I am now minus two friends.


That'll happen.
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+2 #66 Zeffers 2012-10-19 07:57
Got two of my friends to listen to this with me. I am now minus two friends.
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0 #65 oh6 2012-05-26 10:13
This is one of the few podcasts I've been able to listen to while working at the same time. Usually conversation is too distracting, but this time...
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+1 #64 Vile Red Falcon 2012-03-02 21:27
That being said.. the haiku...holy fuck that was amazing.
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+2 #63 Vile Red Falcon 2012-03-02 21:26
So, on the one hand, I wish I had never thought out loud that no podcast could be more horrible than the real dolls podcast. On the other, the Sissykiss episode reinforced my atheism, because I firmly believe that if there was a just and loving god, he wouldn't allow that shit to exist. Since Sissykiss does exist, clearly God doesn't.
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+1 #62 Wetwoman 2012-02-17 16:10
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in these 30 minutes I have contemplated suicide more than I have in my entire life.
Welcome to the life of the F+ listener!
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+1 #61 Cal 2012-02-01 08:25
I'm... I'm only halfway through the episode and in these 30 minutes I have contemplated suicide more than I have in my entire life.

(portaxx finally snapping over that one pervert buying panties at a Target and bumperstickers at porn shops is peak F+)
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+3 #60 Notm 2011-12-21 23:08
Ate me is the wrong word... especially in this episode : S
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+1 #59 BootsRaingeaer 2011-12-19 21:57
Quoting Babyfur:
Boots, maybe you should have saved The Hidden Cameras' "Underage" for this episode instead.

Yeah, that one really ate at me when I was editing it.
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+1 #58 Babyfur 2011-12-19 16:44
Boots, maybe you should have saved The Hidden Cameras' "Underage" for this episode instead.
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+4 #57 Portaxx 2011-12-12 22:30
Quoting Xenomantid:
If you're curious, we transsexuals do sometimes call biological women "genetic women." The term is by no means exclusive to the community of deviants you featured in this podcast. Grown men who sexualize images of themselves as baby girls have nothing to do with us, so why that OopsiePanty person mentioned TG people in that post about shopping for panties is a mystery.


Oh really? I always heard "biological" but never "genetic." Learn something new every day!

They mentioned TG folks because like most crazies, they want to latch on to a legitimate group in an attempt to get some of that legitimacy. It's huge in any internet subculture based around having a different body or with any sexual element to it. For example, furries often compare their "struggle" to that of the gay community, and otherkin often try to use "species dysphoric" when they want to be likened to the trans community. It's so disrespectful, yet it happens :(
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+3 #56 El Capitan 2011-12-12 18:48
Still a bit queasy a day after listening, and I think my girlfriend hates me for not stopping the episode. Well done F+
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+1 #55 Xenomantid 2011-12-11 11:30
If you're curious, we transsexuals do sometimes call biological women "genetic women." The term is by no means exclusive to the community of deviants you featured in this podcast. Grown men who sexualize images of themselves as baby girls have nothing to do with us, so why that OopsiePanty person mentioned TG people in that post about shopping for panties is a mystery.

Speaking of which, as an actual gender dysphoric, I find it disturbing that some people have fetishes for transsexuals, as if our proper habitat is in pornography. Do you think you could do a podcast about that?
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+1 #54 mr3 2011-12-10 13:14
OH
MY
GOD
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+3 #53 Everett True 2011-12-08 19:13
This episode is unique in that it doesn't get easier the second time you listen to it.
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0 #52 Red Minjo 2011-12-07 05:16
Not even this episode made me feel as terrible as the Lou Reads podcast episode about the cumonfood.net forums. It seriously almost made me cry, because it was so disgusting, both in the usual sense and morally.
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+1 #51 Triggerhappy938 2011-12-06 21:34
Quoting FurbyFrank:
Quoting PORTAXX:
Quoting FurbyFrank:
Quoting FurbyFrank:
Question for Portaxx, what podcast was harder to do this or pokegirls?

never mind, just finished it, got your answer in the podcast


REGARDLESS I WILL ANSWER: Yeah, this was way worse for me. Pokegirls was awful, but it was so weirdly disconnected from reality that I could handle it. This featured real people eating frozen cumdrops as a summer treat, which kicks it up several billion notches. All those sounds of disgust are genuine, and I wasn't playing it up for laughs or anything. It seriously made me sick 8[

THAT SAID, I WILL KILL EVERYONE IF WE DO POKEGIRLS AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK THAT.

The sad thing is, will there ever be something that makes you hate life as much as these two podcasts? I think you peaked :(


That sounds like a challenge to me.
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+5 #50 Derek Smart 2011-12-06 13:23
I've never wanted a new episode of F Plus as bad as I want one now, just so this isn't the first thing I see when I load the site. In fact, I'm probably going to spend the next few minutes finding a way to block it client-side.
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+1 #49 FurbyFrank 2011-12-06 12:58
Quoting PORTAXX:
Quoting FurbyFrank:
Quoting FurbyFrank:
Question for Portaxx, what podcast was harder to do this or pokegirls?

never mind, just finished it, got your answer in the podcast


REGARDLESS I WILL ANSWER: Yeah, this was way worse for me. Pokegirls was awful, but it was so weirdly disconnected from reality that I could handle it. This featured real people eating frozen cumdrops as a summer treat, which kicks it up several billion notches. All those sounds of disgust are genuine, and I wasn't playing it up for laughs or anything. It seriously made me sick 8[

THAT SAID, I WILL KILL EVERYONE IF WE DO POKEGIRLS AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK THAT.

The sad thing is, will there ever be something that makes you hate life as much as these two podcasts? I think you peaked :(
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+1 #48 DH 2011-12-06 08:28
Okay you may have me there -- I know basically nothing about Bad Dragon and their products. I'd just assumed it was horrible things for horrible fetishes like this one.

My apologies, Bad Dragon Inc. You are not as bad as people who eat their own cum.
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+8 #47 Zamza 2011-12-06 07:46
Now come on, DH. BD customers just seem to be very nerdy people who enjoy sex toys. They're ridiculous and funny, but honestly not that bad, and if I found Virgil the Drippy Dragon hiding in a friend's closet I would just tease them about it - rather than loosing a horrified scream before immediately reporting them to the police, as I would if I found out they were someone who fetishized being the victim of child sexual abuse. The English language does not contain adjectives that would adequately and concisely describe how wretchedly broken adult babies are. BD and AB are not even on the same page, to me.
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+4 #46 DH 2011-12-06 07:13
Are adult babies grosser than Bad Dragon customers?

Trick question -- they are the same people.
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+1 #45 Commisama 2011-12-05 20:43
Goddamnit, I just got what this title was referencing. Goddamnit goddamnit goddamnit.
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+1 #44 Kadles 2011-12-05 15:28
I seriously had to pause and dry heave a few times to make it through this episode. Keep up the good work!
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+1 #43 Triggerhappy938 2011-12-05 15:16
Quoting Portaxx:
Quoting Notm:
Well, I finally did it.

I have all 63 episodes of the F Plus podcast on 5 CD's.
This took a while to collaborate them all together, but it was worth the time and effort spent.

I dunno who does/doesn't have teh facebooks, but if you go through the f plus page and then the juicy dickgirl sissies you should see some photos.


What do you plan on doing with those, anyway? Send them to unsuspecting friends?


This gives me ideas. Horrible, horrible ideas.
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+1 #42 Anon 2011-12-05 08:50
Er, not that I mean I want to explore more of adult babies, but if there was a lot more you had to filter out just to bring it up to an hour's worth of content to share.
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+1 #41 Anon 2011-12-05 08:48
This episode was positively vile and now I'm not surprised this took a couple of weeks to produce.

But I have to wonder...was there any material you had to cut?
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+1 #40 Notm 2011-12-05 05:34
Quoting Portaxx:

What do you plan on doing with those, anyway? Send them to unsuspecting friends?


To be honest, I have no clue. I kind of just wanted to make a personal library so that I wouldn't have to continously download them over and over again.

I don't think trying to give these to a friend and saying 'here, have some fanfiction, some dickrubbing, vore, and baby fetishes!' will be the best selling point for me. But hey, should you guys ever wish to make a profit, by all means sell CD's.
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+1 #39 Portaxx 2011-12-05 04:07
Quoting Notm:
Well, I finally did it.

I have all 63 episodes of the F Plus podcast on 5 CD's.
This took a while to collaborate them all together, but it was worth the time and effort spent.

I dunno who does/doesn't have teh facebooks, but if you go through the f plus page and then the juicy dickgirl sissies you should see some photos.


What do you plan on doing with those, anyway? Send them to unsuspecting friends?
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