Episode 62: The Private Language of Sinéad O'Connor






READERS: Jimmyfranks, bumpgrrl, Nutshell Gulag, Isfahan, Bunnybread, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

Celebrity is a powerful but complicated status to keep on yourself. Some achieve by accident, some achieve by will, but then suddenly twenty years have gone by and you realize the ticket sales aren't what they used to be. Take Sinéad O'Connor for example. Responsible for a double platinum album in 1990 and the center of the biggest SNL scandal since John Belushi invited Fear on stage, now we're nearing the end of 2011, and she still wants you to know she's in the mix. This week, The F Plus learns a little something about lurrve.

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PIECES READ, IN ORDER

Note: All pieces came from the front page of Sinéad O'Connor's website, so you'll have to scroll down to find the right entry.
  1. 20.08.11 IS SINEAD ABOUT TO HUMP HER TRUCK?
  2. 23.08.11
  3. 24.08.11 Search called off
  4. 24.08.11 campaign resumed
  5. 28.08.11 Sinead's follow-on piece from last week in todays Irish Sunday Independent. (un-cut version complete with all references to buttfuckery which were inappropriate for publication by a family newspaper)
  6. 01.09.11 open letter to Bob Dylan
  7. 07.09.11 cyber-dating
  8. and tidbits from 16.09.11 Revised advert for boy (man) friend.
Music Used:
  • Shane MacGowan & Sinead O'Connor - Haunted
  • The Blockheads w/ Sinead O'Connor - Wake Up And Make Love With Me
  • Girl Talk - Play Your Part pt. 1 (ft. Sinead O'Connor, T.I, & Too Short)


Last Updated on Friday, 04 November 2011 15:12  

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+3 #21 ForTheLoveOfInsanity 2012-12-09 12:29
Quoting episode tags:

INSANITY SEX SLUTS


Now there's a band name if I ever saw one.

Happy delayed birthday Navigator... and Sinéad!
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+4 #20 Notm 2012-12-08 16:08
Quoting Navigator:

OH JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU TELLING ME I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS SINEAD O'CONNOR.

I feel unclean, somehow.


Check your tradesmen's entrance, it usually clogs up whenever Sinead O' Connor gets older.
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+5 #19 KingKalamari 2012-12-08 15:51
Quoting Navigator:
Quoting Neal:
Hey, today's Sinead's birthday!

OH JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU TELLING ME I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS SINEAD O'CONNOR.

I feel unclean, somehow.


Happy birthday! Your gift is an inappropriate letter from Sinead O'Connor!
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+3 #18 Navigator 2012-12-08 15:21
Quoting Neal:
Hey, today's Sinead's birthday!

OH JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU TELLING ME I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS SINEAD O'CONNOR.

I feel unclean, somehow.
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+2 #17 Neal 2012-12-08 14:07
Hey, today's Sinead's birthday!
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+10 #16 Isfahan 2012-09-05 14:30
Quoting Calaveron:
second-person Sinéad O'Connor fanfiction


Change a couple of words here and there and this is pretty much a Bad Dragon product backstory.
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+3 #15 Calaveron 2012-09-05 13:44
Maybe one day, after a particularly heavy night of drinking, you finally accept to go home with her. The next morning you wake up with a headache, yet you feel somewhat mellow. Still, you promise yourself that you will never admit to anyone what you did. Throughout the day, you slowly start piecing together what happened last night, and come to realize that it was the best, but vilest sex you ever had in your entire life.
Except that now your weiner no longer works. You don't know if it's because it was such a satisfying experience it just retired while it was ahead or you're now so repulsed by the concept of sex that it's as if your genitals went out back to have a smoke break and never returned, but you can no longer sustain an erection or think about sex without feeling mysteriously disturbed.
This is Sinéad. This is your life now.
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+7 #14 Calaveron 2012-09-05 08:22
Quoting Zamza:
I think Sinead is probably incredibly good fun down at the pub. I don't think anyone should diss a person so whimsically eccentric and over-the-top.

Yeah seriously you could have great fun with her drinking and laughing and yelling antiestablishme nt things but at closing time you just want to go "OK SINÉAD GOOD NIGHT SEE YOU TOMORROW" while walking as briskly as possible on the opposite direction.
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+2 #13 Zamza 2012-09-05 02:43
I think Sinead is probably incredibly good fun down at the pub. I don't think anyone should diss a person so whimsically eccentric and over-the-top.
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+11 #12 Cuddlesquid 2012-09-04 21:46
Just for personal comfort reasons (I work in a cafe and it can get stupidly hot in the kitchen and behind the bar) I keep my hair very short, and yesterday I gave myself my seasonal buzz cut. Upon seeing me, a guy I know asked if I was "trying to project some kind of anti-establishm ent Sinéad O'Connor look".

It was really, really hard not to respond with "I WANNA BE LURRRVED BUTTSEX ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR!!"
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+1 #11 Guineapiggirl 2011-12-27 14:31
Her new marriage just dissolved
music.yahoo.com/.../...

What a lady.
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+7 #10 skub 2011-11-20 11:48
you could make a childrens book alphabet of the words sinead uses for butts
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+4 #9 tenshirei 2011-11-15 09:14
Quoting Sinead:
Please record some male stink fetish erotica so I can listen to it while pleasuring myself with a root vegetable of your choice. Lurve your site!


This comment is fantastic. I don't even care if it's fake. It's like Roy Orbison in clingwrap - perfect.
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+5 #8 montrith 2011-11-07 04:11
Anyone have the email of that NEEDS IT IN THE ASS guy from episode 25? We should totally set him up with Sinead.
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+2 #7 PurpleXVI 2011-11-07 03:40
Jesus Christ. Maybe she should just shove the yam up her ass and shut up.
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+3 #6 Reginald Charming 2011-11-07 02:10
Wait, if Jesus is Love and Love is Lurve and Lurve is Humping then Jesus is Humping? Or... wait, shit, I just thought about drowning myself in a kiddie pool. Shit, this dissertation is harder than I thought.
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+15 #5 Sinead 2011-11-05 22:07
Please record some male stink fetish erotica so I can listen to it while pleasuring myself with a root vegetable of your choice. Lurve your site!
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+4 #4 Navigator 2011-11-04 20:28
Good lord. Does this woman not know what a vibrator is? It's not an actual smelly, stubbly man, but it's surely better than a banana. Or a yam.
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+5 #3 Notm 2011-11-04 20:26
I will now endeavour to try to listen to Sinead O'Connor's music without picturing her with a paper bag on her head taking it up the arse from Bob Dylan and Mike.

...easier said than done.
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+2 #2 Runic 2011-11-04 18:24
Also, as of October 21 the man-hunt is over. I know, I'm just as disappointed as you are.
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+2 #1 Runic 2011-11-04 18:22
I think her post from this Halloween says it all. I'm not sure exactly what it is saying, but it is saying it.
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