Since the dawn of the moving picture, studios have produced cartoons to appeal to a younger audience. These cartoons are typically colorful, whimsical, and unscrupulously cynical in their approach to selling merchandise to an impressionable and undiscerning fanbase. And since the dawn of the internet, this very same fanbase has demonstrated their psycho-sexual attraction to these cartoons that only wanted to sell them junk. To that end, we present you with Pokégirls - one man's fantasy to create an entire race of anthropomorphic beastgirls forced into sexual servitude and apparently being fine with it. This week on The F Plus, we take The Elite Whore Challenge*.
*- Portaxx assures us that joke is funny.
PIECES READ, IN ORDER
THE POKEGIRLS PRIMER (THE ORIGINAL RESOURCE DOCUMENT ON ALL THINGS POKEGIRL) by The Changeling, Metroanime, Alzrius, and A-kun
Pokemon Black/White OST - To Their Respective Futures
I think it might be in your best interest to familiarize yourself with ~PikaBellaChu, a woman who has devoted her life (and finances) to collecting Pokémon merchandise. In case you don't want to go through her gallery, here are some highlights:
As a species, humans have a small list of needs, a larger list of wants, and an even larger list of things to get arrogent and pissy about. This episode is all about water, specifically bottled water, which (as it turns out) can fit all three of these categories. Much in the same way that certain self-professed experts can wax poetic on the merits of certain wine vintages, there's a small but growing number of people who would like to share their enthusiasm for water, and just like the wine guys, they seem to be making most of this stuff up. This week, The F Plus gives the internet a thousand dollar swirlie.
Prince & The New Power Generation - Money Don't Matter 2 Nite
Merle Haggard - The Bottle Let Me Down
What with the economy and all, our buddy Lou had to get a new job as a repairman. Business has been a little slow for him since he's just starting out, so please check out his new TV ad and refer him whatever friends you feel might need his services..
So there should be a new F Plus episode online right now. We recorded it a couple weeks ago, and it's all ready to be edited. Thing is, it's currently my turn to edit, and instead of editing the podcast, I was spending my time editing this movie. Was that really the best use of my time? I dunno, maybe? I think you should watch the video and let me know.
Recorded by Boots Raingear, edited by Acierocolotl
When you hear the words "bad fiction", there's a lot of different things that might come to mind. Perhaps you think of the works of completely inept but infuriatingly popular writers like Dan Brown or Danielle Steel. And one day, we'll get to writers like those. But for now, we have Storyprovider - a Finnish fanfic writer who, in a sentence, will misspell as many words as he spells correctly. This week, The F Plus would like to recommend the Army Fried Gyu.
This is an episode all about vore. If you don't know what the word "vore" means, then you can consider yourself morally pure. You don't spent a lot of time on the internet looking up creepy fetishes, and you're probably living a healthier and more productive life because of it. Unlucky for you, you're about to lose that innocence. Vore is a fetish wherein people eat other people. It's not cannibalism, that's something else. This is a thing about people eating other people whole. I'm sure the community for this will be well-rounded and reasonable. This week, The F Plus asks to Super Size our meal.
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and yeah, in that instance i was pretending that i was blowing a dragon. i wasn't able to get into the fantasy as much as the camera was on my mind... but that was the intention. zeta, bad-dragon, exotic-erotics, etc are all just toy companies. some of bad dragon's stuff is modeled after real animals, most of zeta's stuff is, hell some of exotic-erotics stuff is actually live casted from real animals...
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Some of our favorite F+ content has come to us, unsolicited, by our listeners. Honestly, I don't know how it is that you're coming across this kind of reading material, but I'm glad you do. To that end, we're offering three profoundly strange listener submissions: The first is fiction involving a transmogrification fetish, the second is a confession of one woman's love for a Peterbilt truck, and the third? Burp fetish. Yes, you read that right, burp fetish. This week, The F Plus tries to find their missing sock.
Yes, it's another WikiHow episode. No, it's not a re-run. Frankly, Boots has been wanting to record a second WikiHow episode since we finished recording the first one, and he's got a point. There's really so much additional ground we need to cover, it would be downright irresponsible for us to think we've taught you enough. We're covering the words of teenagers, misogynists, morons, nerds and perverts, all of whom have helpful advice for you. This week, The F Plus finishes Step Twelve.
If you've listened to the F Plus for any length of time, you've probably found yourself familiarized with certain obscure fetishes. And while some of these fetishes have been really strange, there's always a portion of the listenership that was already familiar with this subculture. That trend ends now. What we have here is a community of men and women who are really turned on by poor eyesight. People for whom the height of eroticism is ophthalmology exams with really poor numbers. This week on the F Plus, we let STOG sing a country song.