For years now, you've been listening to The F Plus and wondering one thing: When are you fuckers going to produce some cheap schwag that I can buy, so all my nerd friends know which one of us is the raddest (and that it's me, if I haven't made that clear).
Well, first of all, you should really construct your thoughts a little better. I mean, that was a whole bunch of text, and it started out as a question, but then it didn't even have a question mark at the end. Poor form, bro. Oh, but if you've been waiting for the day when we'd sell some shit to you, today is that day.
We just printed a very, very small run of F+ mousepads, and as of this posting, there are only 13 available. If there's a huge demand, we'll do another pressing of this design, but that's definitely not assured so buy this thing right now before you allow your brain time to think it over.
These mousepads are 9"x7.5", rubbber-backed with a cloth top. And on that cloth-top, a 1960's comic book style advertisement for a Malatoran Robot Body (ep #69), a bottle of Balloon Juice (ep #24) and you very own limited edition Gamers Hip Clip (ep #59). The drawings were lovingly crafted by Portaxx, the layout and ad copy was drunkenly thrown together by Lemon.
Oh, I suppose you want PICTURES, doncha? Fine. But I feel it spoils the surprise.
We're giving these things for 9 bucks, shipping included within the United States. If you don't live inside the United States, I might ask you to kick another two bucks in, just to make up for the shipping cost.
Okay, that's enough talk! BUY THE THING!
Took about 3 hours, so thanks to all of you who snatched these up.
For the rest of you, if you're still interested, let us know. We might do another series of 'em. Maybe.