Episode 76: Today's Progress Was Yesterday's Form Field




READERS: Kumquatxop, Portaxx, John, Boots Raingear, STOG, and Lemon.
SPECIAL GUEST: Adam Bozarth

Edited by Boots Raingear

In the run up to the 2008 American election, Barack Obama told the world that "We are the change we seek." And now, as we reflect on our discontent with the status quo of tax policies, drone strikes, prisoners held indefinitely, and general apathy, we may realize that maybe we weren't looking for us at all. Real change is gonna come from the internet, in the form of asinine and pointless online petitions. We're looking at Change.org and PetitionOnline.com, two sites where your voice can be heard, but it will still be marble-mouthed and pubescent. This week, who wants to get high? Go Islanders!

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. Everyone that believes in FREEDOM!: Give Adrien the day off on Friday!
  2. Mike Laforte: If 100 people signs this, mike will Come up to syracuse
  3. Nintendo: Make A Green 3DS
  4. pepsi company: vote for more caffeine in mountain dew (all)
  5. Super-Articulated My Little Ponies
  6. Production request for My Little Pony
  7. Tony's Penis is too Large
  8. More Good Dragons
  9. Lets Save America - Ban Anime Now
  10. Anime
  11. Ball Pits
  12. Forgive me, Joei
  13. We want foreskin generation!
  14. Stop and Disassemble the Large Hadron Collider

MUSIC USED

  • Sam Cooke - A Change Is Gonna Come
  • Chi-Lites - Give More Power To The People

ADDITIONAL FUN


Last Updated on Sunday, 10 June 2012 10:39
 

Hans Von Hozel needs a Pokey Man.

Last Updated on Thursday, 07 June 2012 18:20
 

Episode 75: If I Could Turn Back Time, I'd Still Cut You In Half




READERS: Isfahan, Kumquatxop, Boots Raingear, Portaxx, and Lemon.
SPECIAL GUEST: Montrith

Edited by Lemon

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange taught us a couple things about the world we live in. Firstly, it turns out that Steve Martin's hair may actually just be that color. But only slightly less shocking is the relevation that our government is keeping secrets from us. Millions of secrets! And yeah, some of them might involve the United States bombing our own journalists, but the folks at Above Top Secret have unraveled even deeper mysteries. Did you know that you can jump higher during the night time? It's true! Just don't bother testing that empirically because the Government will probably falsify your records. This week, The F Plus is breaking the laws of thermodynamics.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. Immigration is Apart of the NWO Agenda
  2. Why Are These High Strangeness Bigfoot Encounters Ignored By The Mainstream?
  3. I swear I saw a Pterodactyl
  4. Why not float balloons into chemtrails to sample their contents?
  5. I believe I have superpowers...
  6. Who Can Picture The Size Of The UNIVERSE?
  7. Light creates gravity. Here's how.
  8. Don't Need Food To Live?
  9. Evil walks among us
  10. I'm Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di
  11. Darwin is an idiot.
  12. All Of Science Is A Lie

MUSIC USED

  • Geto Boys - Mind Playin Tricks
  • Eiffel 65 I'm Blue (Da Ba Bee)


Last Updated on Friday, 01 June 2012 23:04
 

Get a mousepad

Limited Edition F Plus Mousepads

For years now, you've been listening to The F Plus and wondering one thing: When are you fuckers going to produce some cheap schwag that I can buy, so all my nerd friends know which one of us is the raddest (and that it's me, if I haven't made that clear).

Well, first of all, you should really construct your thoughts a little better. I mean, that was a whole bunch of text, and it started out as a question, but then it didn't even have a question mark at the end. Poor form, bro. Oh, but if you've been waiting for the day when we'd sell some shit to you, today is that day.

We just printed a very, very small run of F+ mousepads, and as of this posting, there are only 13 available. If there's a huge demand, we'll do another pressing of this design, but that's definitely not assured so buy this thing right now before you allow your brain time to think it over.

These mousepads are 9"x7.5", rubbber-backed with a cloth top. And on that cloth-top, a 1960's comic book style advertisement for a Malatoran Robot Body (ep #69), a bottle of Balloon Juice (ep #24) and you very own limited edition Gamers Hip Clip (ep #59). The drawings were lovingly crafted by Portaxx, the layout and ad copy was drunkenly thrown together by Lemon.

Oh, I suppose you want PICTURES, doncha? Fine. But I feel it spoils the surprise.

We're giving these things for 9 bucks, shipping included within the United States. If you don't live inside the United States, I might ask you to kick another two bucks in, just to make up for the shipping cost.

Okay, that's enough talk! BUY THE THING!

SOLD OUT

Took about 3 hours, so thanks to all of you who snatched these up.

For the rest of you, if you're still interested, let us know. We might do another series of 'em. Maybe.

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:32
 

Episode 74: Our Love Doesn't Need A Third Dimension





READERS: John, Bunnybread, Boots Raingear, Portaxx, and Lemon.
SPECIAL GUEST: JT

Edited by John

An independant artist and Jell-O spokeswoman once said "love is a battlefield". She then said "love is a battlefield" many more times, because it was part of the chorus of her hit single, and if you don't sing the hits, the guys that run the state fairs don't give you the money. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, love. It's a difficult topic, fraught with pain, heartbreak and uncertainty. Just because you love someone, does that mean she'll love you back? Well, if the object of your affection is a fictional cartoon character, the answer is always no, and among Otaku, that means yes. We're reading the thoughts of people in love with cartoon characters, and their love is just as real as their love for their last girlfriend. You don't know her. She lives in Canada. This week, The F Plus gets a busy signal trying to call the 3-D Police Department.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. A Discourse On And Defense Of The Waifu Movement.
  2. ronery thread?
  3. ITT your definition of why 2D >>>> 3D
  4. ITT: Random /mai/-related posts...Share your daily waifu experience
  5. /mai/ I have one a bit waifu related problem. This might sound like a joke but it isn't, honestly.
  6. Are you people joking with this? Please tell me your are
  7. With your waifu was it love at first sight or did you fall in love over time?
  8. Why is she so perfect?
  9. If you have a sex drive, you are still a normalfag

MUSIC USED


Last Updated on Sunday, 20 May 2012 14:19
 

IRREGULAR #1: Kindleporn Authors

Irregular

Kindleporn Authors

Irregular is a whole new podcast concept we've been working on for a little while, and we hope you're as pleased with the result as we are currently.

Differing from The F Plus, the idea behind Irregular is to actually have subjects on the show, and to have a conversation with them about what makes them who they are. This is very much a side project which won't be done as often as The F Plus, but it's a concept we're excited about and based on the strength of our first episode, we're hoping to make some more of these.

Irregular has its own website as well as its own RSS Feed, so people subscribed to The F Plus won't be automatically downloading episodes of Irregular or vice versa, but we will be posting updates on this site when new episodes are out.

In the first Irregular episode, we have a lively discussion with three very different Kindleporn authors. There's Jessi Bond, Francis Ashe and a secret guest who wishes to remain nameless for reasons that will become obvious fairly quickly into the episode.

We spend about an hour and a half talking about the business of erotica publishing, the inspiration necessary for writing stories about vampires having sex with their stepfathers, and the sideways efforts of censorship.

Music: L'Aguardiente by Camper Van Beethoven

Last Updated on Friday, 16 May 2014 19:48
 

Episode 73: I Can Do Dream Analysis In My Sleep


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A hawk's head.
A hawk's head.

READERS: Isfahan, Boots Raingear, Victor Laszlo, John, and Lemon.
SPECIAL GUEST: Cheapskate

Edited by Isfahan

For man to be truly aware of himself, he must explore his own mind. To examine your own thoughts, wants and failures and growing on the things you've learned is the way to thrive; to be a member of an evolving species who looks toward the horizon and takes a step forward. But what of dreams, those manifestations of your subconscious that you cannot seize control of? With an expression so disjointed and free of rational throught, can a dream really ever be understood? Well, if you're a member of dreammoods.com, sure! All you gotta do is start typing. This week, The F Plus is just waiting for Varzandeh to show up.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. I am a fox.
  2. What does dreaming of sores mean?
  3. Pink Elephant
  4. Hawk Heads???
  5. Frightening dream!! will I lose him forever!?
  6. Horrifically discusting dream *warning* very disturbing
  7. eggs
  8. Lucid Abilities, what are yours?

MUSIC USED

  • Everly Brothers - All I Have to Do Is Dream
  • Twin Peaks - The Dream
  • Dokken - Dream Warriors
  • Dead Milkmen - Dean's Dream


Last Updated on Friday, 18 May 2012 21:27
 

Episode 72: Commissioner Gordon's Back Up Plan



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^- Jo Kitty In-Game

READERS: Isfahan, Boots Raingear, STOG, Kumquatxop, John, and Lemon.
SPECIAL GUEST: Cleretic

Edited by Isfahan

Popular media seems to get no end of pleasure in exploring the day to day drudgery of characters who belong in a comic book universe. For those superheroes and supervillians, their life is so absurd that there is very little relatability of those characters to people living in the real world. But then thanks to online RPGs like City of Heroes and Champions Online, anyone with an internet connection and a love for paying fees can create their own superhero and live in a world populated exclusively by other characters who also have stupid skillsets. For the first of our Race For Ridiculism Showcase Episodes, Cleretic will be bringing us to this world, and forgetting to pack enough moist towelettes. This week, buy one glimp and get one free!

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BIOS READ, IN ORDER
    CHAMPIONS ONLINE
  1. Shadowkatt Infinatum
  2. Midnight
  3. Widowmaker
  4. CITY OF HEROES
  5. Glamourous
  6. Sing Sang Song
  7. Zero Hikari
  8. Sierra Burnheart
  9. Golden Julie
  10. Velvet Justice
  11. Kenri Masamune
  12. Lady Crysta
  13. Scott Sin
  14. ChaosWhispers
  15. Vivian (Champions Online)
  16. Tesselia
  17. Death Bolt Johnny
  18. Dog Boi
  19. Naughty Lil Succubi
  20. Jo Kitty

NOTE: for City of Heroes, Cleretic found these bios in-game, thus convenient weblinks are not available. However, you can see the document with all the bios we read, plus a couple more fun ones that didn't make it in.

MUSIC USED

  • REM - Superman
  • R. Kelly - Gotham City
  • The Traits - Nobody Loves the Hulk


Last Updated on Tuesday, 01 May 2012 18:11
 

Pokemon OK!

I'll just put this here.

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:32
 

Episode 71: Amazon Recommends Years of Therapy





READERS: Jimmyfranks, Portaxx, John, Isfahan, Nutshell Gulag, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

Respected authors and lifelong readers hold differing opinion on the benefits of the kindle. While some bemoan the loss of the tactile pleasures of a good novel, others feel an e-book is a purer manifestation of the written word. Of course, their debate is an irrelevancy. Human society never backs away from a technology for romantic reasons and those who want to do so are usually being nostalgic just because they enjoy being nostalgic. Plus, most people are just reading porn on those things anyway. This week, The F Plus tries to return our inflatable dog.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. Sluts In Space (Alien Sci-Fi Tentacle Sex Erotica) by Katie Cramer
    $2.99
  2. A Gangbang On A Cruise Ship & Hitchhiking by India Foxen
    $2.99
  3. Revenge Sex by Tina Bowden
    $2.99
  4. Teacher's Pet: Passing the Test by A. Ash
    $2.99
  5. Lust For Anal Orgazmo by A Missy Diamond
    $2.99
  6. Multiple Anal Orgasms - Her Best Anal Sex Ever by Carnie Johnston
    $2.99
  7. Taming My Teddy Bear - An Erotic Story (Plushie Fetish) by Jade K. Scott
    $2.99
  8. Brianna by Lexie X
    $0.00
  9. Threesome (an erotic short story) by Roxy Jacobs
    $0.00
  10. Santa Enters the Back Door by Whiskey McNaughton
    $0.00
  11. Cheating Housewives Knocked Up! Rent Money Slut by Natalia Darque
    $0.00
  12. Confessions of a Sorority Girl: The Omega Train by Natalia Darque
    $0.00
  13. My Plastic Blow-up Dog Brutus by Peter De Sade
    $3.99
  14. Sleep with My Little Girl's Best Friend by Peter De Sade
    $4.99
  15. And then a selection of titles

MUSIC USED

  • Lobsterdust - Britney The Pimp (Britney Spears vs Don Julian)
  • X - Adult Books
  • Madness - Night Boat To Cairo
  • Magnetic Fields - The Book of Love
  • Del Tha Funkeehomosapien - Money For Sex
  • Lovage - Book of the Month


Last Updated on Wednesday, 11 April 2012 09:43
 


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