Episode 96: HOCUS BOGUS!

READERS: Isfahan, Acierocolotl, Boots Raingear, Portaxx, and Lemon.

Edited by Isfahan

Nearly all of the content was provided by Portaxx, but Montrith helped

Here's the thing about our AllRecipes episodes: Sure they're stupid, but food actually exists. Welcome to SpellsofMagic.com, a place where you go in knowing that you'll be reading instructions on how to cast magic spells and yet you're still surprised by the poor writing abilities. This week, if you take this podcast as a joke you'll have to restart life.

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CONTENT READ

I've realized it really makes a lot more sense to link to the actual Record Doc in the episode notes, since it's more easy to follow and we don't have to worry about the links going down. Also, it's much easier. So I'm gonna be doing that from now on.

MUSIC USED
  1. Screamin' Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell On You
  2. America - You Can Do Magic
ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:47
 

Episode 95: Why Crush A Bug When You can Ruin It Emotionally?

READERS: Boots Raingear, Bunnybread, Isfahan, Kumquatxop, Acierocolotl, and Lemon.

Edited by Acierocolotl

Content for this episode was provided by Montrith

This is an episode all about people who are sexually aroused by insects touching their genitals. So if you hit play, that's your business.

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CONTENT READ
  1. Hello Buggy Boys and Babes!
  2. Superkinky way of increasing girth...
  3. Bug/Insect Torture
  4. Entomophilia
  5. Re: Insect lover stories and experiences
MUSIC USED
  1. Canadian Brass - Flight of the Bumblebee
  2. The US Army Band - Flight of the Bumblebee
  3. Offspring - pretty fly for a white guy
  4. B52s - Junebug
  5. GWAR - Maggots

ADDITIONAL FUN

Here is the entire document Montrith provided for you. If you want to read more, you should probably be in jail.

Last Updated on Friday, 11 July 2014 11:01
 

Episode 94: I'm Really More Of An Idea Guy

READERS: Portaxx, Bunnybread, STOG, Boots Raingear, and Lemon. GUEST READER: Frank West.

Edited by Lemon

Most of the content for this episode was provided by Montrith

Politicians would insist that American ingenuity is the reason for American exceptionalism. They are, of course, lying. All it really takes to be exceptional is the belief that you are exceptional, everything else is just details. Fortunately for the subjects of tonite’s episode (the members of InventorSpot and AHHHA) details aren’t important. They have an idea. They haven’t given it any thought, they won’t give it any effort, and it’s not a good idea in the first place, but they have an idea. This week, pay attention or it's the naughty chair again.

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CONTENT READ
  1. eargasm
  2. land,sea, and air vehicle. all in one
  3. Every Idea I Have Ever Had
  4. Adult Batman Bed Sheets
  5. Get paid to post on social networks?
  6. Mealitary
  7. distribute an independent family dog movie that features dog dancing
  8. Fantasy Klout Draft Website
  9. manufactering sportcar design cars with low cost
  10. Home Stool Analyzer
  11. Kidnap for hire. Staged kidnappings.
  12. Barcode or QR reader that cooks microwave meals for you, hands-free
  13. iOS Car Media System
  14. Portable Naughty Chair
MUSIC USED
  1. Sue Dickson - Inventors And Inventions
  2. FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
  3. Soul Coughing - The Idiot Kings

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:46
 

Introducing ballp.it

If you've gone to this website with any regularity whatsoever, you've clearly recognized that we've outgrown our comments section. It's served its purpose for some time, and there's still some lovely gems in there, but we're inarguably beyond the point where we can rely on that thing to keep the discussion alive. Which is just as well, because I've been thinking about a forum for some time, and we're definitely at the point where we need to try it.

So, in secret, I've been building a Simple Machines Forum over the past couple weekends, and came together with a layout I'm happy with, and a number of opportunities to expand that'll be easy to work with should the project take off.

It's important to note here that everything that's previously existed continues to exist as it has. We're keeping the comments section and you can comment to your heart's content, although I'd strongly prefer that the comments section for an episode be a place where people can comment about that episode, and ballp.it be used for everything else.

It's in my head that while the site is a forum at its core, the concept of specified read/write permissions plus a way for people to talk back and forth on a specific topic should hopefully allow us to experiment with different ways of producing content, and that we can build up an experience more robust than crating long-running dick jokes.... although those are fun too.

The other thing worth mentioning here is that we are charging a one-time $10 charge for posting rights. The reasons for this are numerous and hopefully explained pretty well in the official message, but briefly it's a matter of creating better forum logistics so we'll have a better community in the long run, plus scraping out a couple of bucks to defer our server costs. Believe me, nobody's gonna get rich making this podcast, but maybe we can spend a little less.

So thanks for what you've done with us so far. Let's see what we can do next.

ballp.it: Where Hardons Collide

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:32
 

[SHORT] Braking Bad: Allens Attack

WRITTEN BY: Manbat. READ BY: Jimmyfranks, Acierocolotl, Isfahan, Lemon, Boots Raingear, Portaxx,

Edited by Isfahan

We were actually recording a completely unrelated episode when we stumbled across this content by accident. So, we just did what comes naturally to a young man.

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Last Updated on Saturday, 02 February 2013 11:43
 

Episode 93: I Can't Put Up With You People Because You're Bastard People

READERS: Acierocolotl, John Toast, Jimmyfranks, Boots Raingear, Portaxx, and Lemon

Edited by Isfahan

Most of the content for this episode was provided by Montrith

The last dozen years of internet development has brought avenues of conversation we wouldn't have thought possible in the previous dozen. And yet, through all of this, is there any place at all where ill-informed idiots can gather together and spew pointless hate about random subjects? The answer of course is yes, there is all sorts of places where that exact thing happens. And yet, it wasn't until JustRage.com that anyone actually thought that would be a valid thing for a website to specialize in. This week, you get drunk, you skip school, just have sex already.

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CONTENT READ
  1. Here, let me just link you to the document we read from. That'll be easier on all of us, yes?
MUSIC USED
  1. Megadeth - Angry Again
  2. Sesame Street - I Get Mad

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:32
 

Episode 92: We Don't Not Need No Uneducation

READERS: Victor Laszlo, STOG, John Toast, Portaxx, Jimmyfranks, and Lemon

Edited by Jimmyfranks

Much of the content for this episode was provided by Julia

Parenting, as many have said, is a difficult task. But it's a task that's made significantly simpler if you just decide you'll let your children do whatever they want. We're exploring the forums of mothering.com, a place where mothers can gather to discuss raising the single most brilliant and unique person the world has ever known, but it turns out there's quite a few of them. This week, we're stocking up on Placenta Helper.

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MUSIC USED
  1. Jimmie Logsdon - I Wanna Be Mothered
  2. The Dogs- Your Momma's On Crack Rock
CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. American Red Cross Donation Campaign Picture Features Woman Bottle Feeding Baby
  2. Lotus Birth
  3. Eating the Placenta?
  4. If there was a vaccine for AIDS...
  5. autism
  6. Old souls
  7. Polio
  8. Math Cirriculum
  9. unschooling
  10. christians-evolution

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:33
 

Episode 91: Boy, You Fellas Sure Hate Frenulums

READERS: STOG, Kumquatxop, Boots Raingear, Bunnybread, and Lemon

Edited by Boots Raingear

Content for this episode was provided by Amanda Tu

There's around 7 billion living human bodies on this Earth, and while there's some general variance between them, you'll find a lot of similarities. And the members of bodymod.org finds this all dreadfully boring. Theirs is a place where people can gather to discuss doing terrible things to their flesh with other people who won't try to talk them out of it. This week, you're gonna wish we had anesthetic.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. WouLd YOU Let your PARTNER pierce YOU??
  2. wanted tattoo penis cover up
  3. elf ears
  4. skin pocket
  5. Titanium teeth
  6. electronics in body (idea)
  7. Foot Amputation
  8. CuttingThe Frenum
  9. Pouch
  10. cock sheath
  11. would any woman like to give me a penectomy
  12. DIY Tattoos (Stick 'n' Poke)

MUSIC USED

  • NOMEANSNO - The Hawk Killed The Punk
  • Fugazi - Break In

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:33
 

Season's Greetings

From Bunnybread, STOG, Boots Raingear, Portaxx, Acierocolotl, John Toast, and Lemon.

Edited by Bunnybread

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Last Updated on Saturday, 22 December 2012 01:45
 

Episode 90: The Remainder Of My Time Will Be A Series Of Grunts

READERS: Boots Raingear, STOG, Bunnybread, Nutshell Gulag, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

The majority of content for this episode was provided by Montrith

The opening sentence on debate.org describes the site as a "community where intelligent minds from around the world come to debate online and read the opinions of others." We decided this needed looking into, on the assumption that any website which would brag about the intellectual level of its debates might be fooling itself. What we found was a mish-mash of poorly reasoned arguments, pointless mental excercizes, and flat out stupidity. This week, The F Plus discovers if Justin Bieber is cute or not.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. Star gate better then star wars
  2. family guy is better than the simpsons
  3. Pokemon vs. Digimon
  4. justin bieber is ugly
  5. graffiti
  6. football
  7. Rape is okay unless you are being, have been or are immediately about to be raped.
  8. xbox 360 is better than ps3
  9. Epic Rap Battles of History Einstein vs. Stephen Hawkings. Who Won
  10. thett3's profile
  11. Cremations and burials should be made illegal
  12. obama should be reelect

MUSIC USED

  • The Sounds - 4 Songs & A Fight
  • Helmet - Renovation

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:34
 


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