Episode 92: We Don't Not Need No Uneducation

READERS: Victor Laszlo, STOG, John Toast, Portaxx, Jimmyfranks, and Lemon

Edited by Jimmyfranks

Much of the content for this episode was provided by Julia

Parenting, as many have said, is a difficult task. But it's a task that's made significantly simpler if you just decide you'll let your children do whatever they want. We're exploring the forums of mothering.com, a place where mothers can gather to discuss raising the single most brilliant and unique person the world has ever known, but it turns out there's quite a few of them. This week, we're stocking up on Placenta Helper.

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MUSIC USED
  1. Jimmie Logsdon - I Wanna Be Mothered
  2. The Dogs- Your Momma's On Crack Rock
CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. American Red Cross Donation Campaign Picture Features Woman Bottle Feeding Baby
  2. Lotus Birth
  3. Eating the Placenta?
  4. If there was a vaccine for AIDS...
  5. autism
  6. Old souls
  7. Polio
  8. Math Cirriculum
  9. unschooling
  10. christians-evolution

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:33
 

Episode 91: Boy, You Fellas Sure Hate Frenulums

READERS: STOG, Kumquatxop, Boots Raingear, Bunnybread, and Lemon

Edited by Boots Raingear

Content for this episode was provided by Amanda Tu

There's around 7 billion living human bodies on this Earth, and while there's some general variance between them, you'll find a lot of similarities. And the members of bodymod.org finds this all dreadfully boring. Theirs is a place where people can gather to discuss doing terrible things to their flesh with other people who won't try to talk them out of it. This week, you're gonna wish we had anesthetic.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. WouLd YOU Let your PARTNER pierce YOU??
  2. wanted tattoo penis cover up
  3. elf ears
  4. skin pocket
  5. Titanium teeth
  6. electronics in body (idea)
  7. Foot Amputation
  8. CuttingThe Frenum
  9. Pouch
  10. cock sheath
  11. would any woman like to give me a penectomy
  12. DIY Tattoos (Stick 'n' Poke)

MUSIC USED

  • NOMEANSNO - The Hawk Killed The Punk
  • Fugazi - Break In

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:33
 

Season's Greetings

From Bunnybread, STOG, Boots Raingear, Portaxx, Acierocolotl, John Toast, and Lemon.

Edited by Bunnybread

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Last Updated on Saturday, 22 December 2012 01:45
 

Episode 90: The Remainder Of My Time Will Be A Series Of Grunts

READERS: Boots Raingear, STOG, Bunnybread, Nutshell Gulag, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

The majority of content for this episode was provided by Montrith

The opening sentence on debate.org describes the site as a "community where intelligent minds from around the world come to debate online and read the opinions of others." We decided this needed looking into, on the assumption that any website which would brag about the intellectual level of its debates might be fooling itself. What we found was a mish-mash of poorly reasoned arguments, pointless mental excercizes, and flat out stupidity. This week, The F Plus discovers if Justin Bieber is cute or not.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. Star gate better then star wars
  2. family guy is better than the simpsons
  3. Pokemon vs. Digimon
  4. justin bieber is ugly
  5. graffiti
  6. football
  7. Rape is okay unless you are being, have been or are immediately about to be raped.
  8. xbox 360 is better than ps3
  9. Epic Rap Battles of History Einstein vs. Stephen Hawkings. Who Won
  10. thett3's profile
  11. Cremations and burials should be made illegal
  12. obama should be reelect

MUSIC USED

  • The Sounds - 4 Songs & A Fight
  • Helmet - Renovation

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:34
 

Episode 89: Angry Angry Hippos

READERS: Portaxx, John Toast, Victor Laszlo, Isfahan, Boots Raingear, and Lemon

Edited by Isfahan

Content for this episode was provided by Montrith, Jacobb and Lady Frenzy (separately, and we combined their submissions into one piece of reading)

Human beings come in a myriad of shapes and sizes, and the enlightened among us would say that this is all perfectly fine. While there may be difficulties or handicaps or struggles with having or striving for certain body types, it is up to each person to find comfort in a life they choose for themselves. Again, this is the enlightened opinion. There's also the opinions of angry idiots on the internet, who loudly shriek that drawing a correlation between weight and health is equivalent to committing a hate crime. This may surprise you, but we're spending time with the latter. This week, The F Plus gets mad at corporate skinny cats.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. The comments section of Pixar joins in on fat-bashing
  2. thin privilege is not having to look at weight limits when purchasing a groupon activity
  3. Chairs. Yup. Fucking CHAIRS.
  4. 21 Things to Stop Saying Unless You Hate Fat People
  5. Discussion Thread: When Fat-Shame Didn't Stop Me
  6. Today In Fat Hatred: FAT SOLDIERS
  7. Two Days In The Life of Fatty Fatastrophe
  8. Discussion Thread: I Was Fat Shamed

MUSIC USED

  • AC/DC - Whole Lotta Rosie
  • Dr. Feelgood & The Interns - Dr. Feel-Good

Last Updated on Wednesday, 20 February 2013 18:30
 

Episode 88: I Can See Your Retch Marks

READERS: Isfahan, John Toast, Bunnybread, Portaxx, and Lemon

Edited by Isfahan

Most of this content was provided by King Kalamari

It should be no surprise to any of you that a reasonable percentage of the population finds the female breast aesthetically pleasing. There are all sorts of scientific and emotional reasons for this, but some tastes can develop from there. Many would prefer that they have a certain girth but (much to the dismay of Coco T), many will also agree that there is such a thing as "too big". The writers in this episode, all of whom belong to the website TheOverflowingBra.com, would argue that breasts can't be "too big" unless the Earth fails to contain them, and then only just. This week, The F Plus delivers our one week payload.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
Note: For reasons beyond human understanding all sites on TheOverflowingBra are provided as zipped .RTF files. The links below will take you to the HTML page to find the links on
  1. Sweet Tooth by Jojo
  2. Breakfast Table by Tenant
  3. The Breast Video Game Everby Tigeras
  4. Faeophobia: 'Cock's Desire'by XXXecil
  5. and then plot synopses from random stories on the website. Find your own!

MUSIC USED

  • Joaquín Rodrigo - Concerto de Aranjuez
  • Francisco Tárrega - Capricho Árabe

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:36
 

Episode 87: So, Clearly You All Hate Us

READERS: John, Acierocolotl, Boots Raingear, Isfahan, Portaxx, and Lemon

Edited by Portaxx

A little while ago, we opened it up to you, The F Plus listeners, to provide us with some of the most intensely absurd material we could find. Then we had troubles releasing episodes regularly, but the two are unrelated. The point is, we sounded the alarm, and several people inundated us with crazy. To celebrate that fact, we have here a selection of three of the most irritating and/or baffling submissions of the lot, wrapped up with a little bow. You know, for fun. This week, we introduce Jenny J Jay Number J.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. Selections from Naryu's Livejournal, which has been made "friends only" for now. (Submitted by Inari)
  2. Selections from Suicides Are Never Clean, a novel by Colleen Michaels (submitted by Prickly Pete)
  3. And finally, selections from Jenffer's Show, a comic by Jenffer A Jay which makes no sense at all. (submitted by Odd)

MUSIC USED

  • Ryunosuke Kudo - Amaterasu
  • void - Idealized Romance
  • RANDO - Maxx U Flippin' Out?
  • Kenichi Chiba - Please Don't Go (2step)

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Monday, 10 December 2012 22:53
 

Episode 86: All RFIDs In Me

READERS: Boots Raingear, Acierocolotl, Bunnybread, Isfahan, and Lemon

Edited by Acierocolotl

Hypothesis, thesis, antithesis. It's those three words that distill the Scientific Method. A way of thinking that has brought our society the majority of the gifts given to itself over the last thousand years. But some people (mainly from the Southern US, to be frank) have decried this methodology, believing it unknowable when an inkling becomes a theory. This is all just as well, because the folks over at Godlike Productions have come up with a new crucible: Go to a hideous website, explain your theory to uncaring nitwits, and if you still believe what you think by the time the thread dies, your statement is fact. This week, The F Plus all have our hands on our vaginas.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. What is the absolute strangest thing that you have ever seen that no one else could POSSIBLY beleive?
  2. My experience on the moon, and coming events.
  3. Is It Gay For Guy To Be Obsessed With Unicorns ?
  4. Osama's "Second Death" Caused By The Large Hadron Collider
  5. Girlfriend sleeps with her hand on her vagina?
  6. Apple is the medium of the beast
  7. Tupac knew about the Illuminatie plan and the RFID-Chip?

MUSIC USED

  • Mark Snow - X-Files Theme

ADDITIONAL FUN

  • So, here's the lyrics for the 2Pac song "They Don't Give A Fuck About Us". While that isn't remarkable by itself, something really wonderful happens if you ask the site to interpret the lyric "I gotta deal with brothas flippin"
  • and while we're at it...
  • RapGenius explains all the lyrics in the Lady song Yankin
  • Hey Plies, you keep saying that Bitch a Hoe. What exactly does that mean?
  • Mystikal came in here with his dick in his hand? Why would he do such a thing?
  • Did somebody honestly try to write down the chorus of Gossip Folks? Several people did? Alright then.
  • I could do this all day, but I'll stop myself. Leave your favorite in the comments.

Last Updated on Monday, 03 December 2012 18:27
 

Episode 85: Drowning In A Bucket of Words

READERS: STOG, Portaxx, Adam Bozarth, Isfahan, and Lemon

Edited by Lemon

A bunch of this content was provided by Montrith.

Here is some poetry. It is butt.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. A Juggalo Poem by Sorrowcurse
  2. School School School by BethanyBallet
  3. Kids These Days
  4. I Want Into Mary's Twat by BigBob
  5. The Lonelyness Of The Social Networking Widower by Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  6. Rhianna Is A Dickslap! by Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  7. shit by raven.lilith. blackwood (thymorbidmisstrs)
  8. Hippo love by nevski pazza
  9. The Butterchav Effect by nevski pazza
  10. Grrr 2 by nevski pazza
  11. Chris Martin Is Cock by The Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  12. Well, Fuck Me From For Having A Opinion!! by The Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  13. Sore Balls by The Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  14. Lost Verses From The Cypher Siccness by Full-Metal Rebel

MUSIC USED

  • Skinny Puppy - I'mmortal
  • Gang of Four - I Found That Essence Rare

ADDITIONAL FUN

  • Would you believe DeepUndergroundPoetry has more than one poem titled "shit"? Do a search
Last Updated on Tuesday, 06 November 2012 00:26
 

Episode 84: Elisha Cuthbert Has To Pee Sometimes

READERS: STOG, Kumquatxop, Portaxx, Boots Raingear, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon

Edited by Boots Raingear

Explaining his methodology for creating tension in his films, Alfred Hitchcock said "There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it." This sums up the fetish of our subjects quite well, as long as you substitute "the bang" with "peeing". And substitute "terror" with "boner". And... well, you should probably misspell all the other words just to make it thematically appropriate. In this episode, we're looking at the writings of omoroshi fetishists — persons whom (for reasons known only to themselves) the idea of needing to pee is super duper hot. This week, you'll grit your death in agony.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. How can you tell if someone is into omorashi
  2. Colour of Pee
  3. Videogame Wetting
  4. Severus Snape and the office chair
  5. My EPIC Story
  6. Superpwrful piss
  7. Desperate Girls In Tv Shows

MUSIC USED

  • Harry Nilsson - I'd Rather Be Dead Than Wet The Bed
  • Jiz - Let's Have A Pee Pee

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:47
 


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