A San Francisco Podcast

READERS: Lemon, Boots Raingear, Jack Chick, Kumquatxop, and Happy Ending.

Edited by Boots Raingear

Content for this episode was gathered by Lemon and Boots, with a little help from Montrith.

Pictured above: Bowls of Carrot Noodles with “Peanut” Sauce and a Dorito Sandwich (For Kids). Click for larger view.

LIVE from the home of Zynga, it's The F Plus Podcast! When Lemon and Boots visited The City By The Bay, they felt it was perfectly appropriate to sample the culinary traditions of such a vibrant and exciting city. Then, after eating some really good tacos, they made some raw food garbage based on recipes they found on the internet. Have you ever wanted to know what raw vegetable makes a perfect substitute for linguine? Or how changing the color of your salt can improve your chakra? Of course not, because you're not an idiot. This week, The F Plus plays the crunch twice for good measure.

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  1. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya
  2. Busta Rhymes - Everything Remains Raw
  3. Lady - Twerk
  4. Ween - Where'd The Cheese Go?
Last Updated on Thursday, 27 June 2013 19:01

Episode 103: Adam Carolla Would Look Better In A Burqa

READERS: Isfahan, Boots Raingear, John Toast, Adam Bozarth, Portaxx, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

Content for this episode was provided by Sherlockian.

I guess if you think about it for a little while, you could probably come up with a couple good things that women have provided for the world. Apparently the square bottom paper grocery bag was invented by a woman, also COBOL, and say what you will about the execution, but Toxic is a pretty catchy song. Still though, for the writers of sites like the-spearhead.com, avoiceformen.com and Men Going Their Own Way, that simply isn't enough. These are some dudes that have some issues with women, and like a lot of things, that's the fault of women. This week, The F Plus feels emboldened by the smell of urinal cakes.

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  1. James Brown - It's A Man's Man's Man's World
  2. FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
  3. Guns N Roses - Back Off Bitch
  4. Destiny's Child - Independent Women Part I
  5. Ten Masked Men - Independent Women Part I


Last Updated on Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:09


READERS (in order): Jack Chick, Isfahan, bumpgrrl, Victor Laszlo (from inside a glass box), John Toast, Acierocolotl, Lemon, Portaxx, Boots Raingear, STOG, Nutshell Gulag, Bunnybread, and Kumquatxop, with special segments from and Jimmyfranks.

Edited mainly by Portaxx, with assistance from John

Content for this episode was largely provided by the person reading it. Portaxx served as the Show Runner for this episode.

For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore.

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  1. Ulilillia Really Likes Pizza, Some Colors, And Bubsy (and he has the math to prove it)
  2. David Gontermann Has An Unhealthy Conversation With An Underage Hedgehog
  3. JustinRPG Goes On A Talk Show To Explain His Love For Reshiram
  4. I Genuinely Have No Idea Why I Can't Get Laid, I Presume It Must Be A Conspiracy
  5. The Rat Porn Lady Is Going To Cast A Spell On You
  6. Yiff The Otter
  7. Let's Read Random Selections From Time Cube
  9. Pinku Is Japanese For Pink
  10. My Wife Is Frequently Bored
  11. Alex Chiu Is Going To Make You Gorgeous
  12. Matthew Moulton Has A Hard Time Making Friends
  13. Why Is It That People Forget About The Elven Holocaust?
  14. And Then Legolas Said "Which Voice Did I Use For This Again?"
  15. 2 The Ranting Griffon Does Not Understand Atrocity Tourism
  16. Dave Hopkins Doesn't Need To Listen To Your Criticism

(the reader intros were selections from Fat Chicks In Party Hats)

  1. justinRPG - I Love Reshiram (Married To Reshiram)
  2. justinRPG - I Hate This Windows Vista Tonight
  3. Alienjack - Freak of Emotion part 1
  4. Dragonstomper - Escape

(the last two songs are from the Struggle And Fall album, assembled and produced by K. Thor Jensen)


Last Updated on Monday, 10 June 2013 13:36

Submit Content? Yes, you should.

I've mentioned it a couple times, but the Submit Content page is embarassingly outdated. Because of this, perfectly reasonable people made incorrect assumptions just because they didn't have the right information. But fortunately, I just fixed all that!

So the new submit content page gives you all the information you'll need to put together podcast ready docs, and, as an added bonus, we just added the feature on being able to spy on the hopper.

We have locked the actual material from public view, but you'll always be able to look at this spreadsheet and see all the submissions we've received, and how they're doing. This spreadsheet will remain up to date, as it's tied to the secret spreadsheet that the ridiculists use to score submissions (more on that in the submit content page)

Now as for the actual content itself, I assume you'd like to know when we'll be releasing some new episodes? Soon, very soon, I totally promise. We have no less than 5 episodes which we've finished the recording on, and are currently waiting on the tender caress of their respective editors. So, content soon. Until then, check out these goddamn submissions!

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:31

Episode 102: I've Also Got An Idea For A Reboot Of Young Guns

READERS: Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop, Acierocolotl, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Edited by Adam Bozarth

Content for this episode was provided by Cheapskate.

With operating budgets starting in the millions of dollars, the American Motion Picture is not an art form prone to risk or innovation. As the internet democratizes art, fresh ideas can come from anywhere. Take, for example, the website FilmProposals.com, where people write down poorly considered movie ideas to an audience of nobody for no reason whatsoever. Could this change the face of Hollywood? Sure, why not? This week, sex will be had (like it or not).

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  1. Chris and Tad - Film Party
  2. The Kinks - Groovy Movies

Last Updated on Monday, 13 May 2013 09:51

Episode 101: I Hope My Kids Never Evolve

READERS: STOG, Kumquatxop, Bunnybread, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Edited by STOG

Content for this episode was provided by Montrith.

NOTE: For those of you waiting for the 100th Episode Spectacular, please be aware that this is episode #101.

Many people would agree that monkeys, by and large, are pretty cute. This is why they make popular zoo attractions, popular designs on t-shirts, and popular themes in nursery gear. Because we like looking at monkeys, they're a lot like us. But not so much like us that we'd consider adopting one and raising it like it was our own child. Well... most of us wouldn't do that.

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  1. James Kolchaka Superstar - Monkey Vs Robot
  2. Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey

Last Updated on Friday, 19 April 2013 19:15

Episode 99: Mr. Gandolfini? We Have A Few Rewrites.

READERS: Boots Raingear, Isfahan, Acierocolotl, Bunnybread, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Edited by Boots Raingear

Content for this episode was provided by Linnet.

The F Plus has spent a number of years exploring odd areas of the internet in order to present you with material you might find thought provoking, interesting, horrifying, or otherwise upsetting to your worldview. Sometimes. We sometimes do that. Other times we find crappy fanfiction and read it derisively. This week, The F Plus has forgotten what The F Plus did with all the prounouns The F Plus had.

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  1. Stone Roses - Waterfall
  2. Veruca Salt - Volcano Girls

Last Updated on Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:01

Episode 98: Can't Say I Approve Of Your Methods, Mister Holmes

READERS: Jimmyfranks, Acierocolotl, Portaxx, Bunnybread, Isfahan, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

Content for this episode was provided by James Moriarty.

For over a hundred years, the character of Sherlock Holmes has been an inescapable touchstone of Western Culture. The subject of sixty stories written by Arthur Conan Doyle has led to more radio, television film and stage adaptations than even Wikipedia would care to document, and you might say that since those original stories were published, these producers have been making fanfiction. However, it wasn't until the 2010 BBC series that the fanfiction became as creepy as it could be. This week, The F Plus finally figures out spooning.

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  1. Sherlock - Opening Titles
  2. FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
  3. Sherlock - The Game Is On
  4. Morris Day And The Time - Jerk Out

Last Updated on Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:41

Episode 97: Even Nonsense

READERS: John Toast, Bunnybread, Nutshell Gulag, Boots Raingear, STOG, Jimmyfranks, and Lemon.

Edited by Jimmyfranks

Content for this episode was provided Cheapskate (Cleretic had the same idea)

"Culture" is a tricky word, but it best describes our modern popular arts and entertainment, regardless of quality. When it comes to music, the disposable profit-motivated pop music released over the past 60 years has done far more to influence our way of life than the hundreds of years of finely crafted art before it. Maybe this is a condemnation of the direction humanity has taken, or maybe it's that it's way more fun to listen to "Shoop" than it is to read Leaves of Grass. But have you ever taken a moment to consider who was really responsible for all of this? Because it turns out it's just some lady with a blog. This week, we're writing the definitive Nirvana biopic.

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  1. Barry Manilow - I Write The Songs
  2. ???
Last Updated on Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:21

Episode 96: HOCUS BOGUS!

READERS: Isfahan, Acierocolotl, Boots Raingear, Portaxx, and Lemon.

Edited by Isfahan

Nearly all of the content was provided by Portaxx, but Montrith helped

Here's the thing about our AllRecipes episodes: Sure they're stupid, but food actually exists. Welcome to SpellsofMagic.com, a place where you go in knowing that you'll be reading instructions on how to cast magic spells and yet you're still surprised by the poor writing abilities. This week, if you take this podcast as a joke you'll have to restart life.

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I've realized it really makes a lot more sense to link to the actual Record Doc in the episode notes, since it's more easy to follow and we don't have to worry about the links going down. Also, it's much easier. So I'm gonna be doing that from now on.

  1. Screamin' Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell On You
  2. America - You Can Do Magic

Last Updated on Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:47

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