Episode 109: Your Role Is Played Out

with Boots Raingear, John, Acierocolotl, Isfahan, and Lemon.

Edited by Isfahan

Content for this episode was provided by Cheapskate

As modern people, it's easy for us to find our day to day lacking in dramatic moments. Of course, it could be up to all of us to go out in the world and find our own adventure, to live the life that each of us have been briefly allotted. The thing is though, finding our own adventure sometimes means losing your internet connection, so screw it. Outside is overrated anyway. And so say the members of Chicken Smoothie, a kid-friendly furry virtual-pet trading thingamajig with a very active community of role play forum posters. This week, there's no laws about The F Plus (just a long list of rules).

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Lemon says: Sorry about my audio in the bumpers.

MUSIC USED
  1. MGMT - Time To Pretend
  2. The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog
ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:23
 

Episode 108: The Staind Lyrics In My Signature Will Demonstrate My Intellect

with Boots Raingear, Jack Chick, John, Nutshell Gulag, STOG, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Edited by STOG

Content for this episode was provided by KR Mitchell

On a planet with a population of 7 billion, it's easy to get overwhelmed by the shortcomings of other people. Hopefully you have friends, loved ones, and a strong vibrant community where you can be a part of a greater whole, providing for others while benefitting from their care. But if there's not the case, there's a lot of other angry idiots on the internet you can shout at. We're looking at whyihatepeople.com, a site where you can complain about the stupidity of others while trying avoid pot/kettle conversations about your own stupidity. This week, The F Plus has been thinking about peeing on your coat.

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MUSIC USED
  1. The Clash - Hateful
  2. William Shatner - Common People

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:23
 

Episode 107: Trash At Demonhead

with Boots Raingear, Isfahan, John, Jimmyfranks, Bunnybread, and Lemon.

Edited by Isfahan

Content for this episode was provided by Cheapskate

It's hard for an independent game developer to break into the business. With average budgets for high profile games now exceeding $20 million, and an ever increasing number of different publishers competing over market share, how is a guy with no education and no experience going to create, publish and market his own game? The answer is simple: He's not! And that's totally fine, because the game he would have created would have just been a rehash of other games using characters he didn't own the rights to. We're looking at the Fantendo wiki - a place where people can skip game development and cut straight to game journalism. Because really, the journalism's the most sophisticated part. This week, The F Plus needs to stay radical or it will implode!

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MUSIC USED
  1. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Title Screen
  2. Super Metroid: Item Room
  3. Nintendo Cereal System Commercial from 1989
Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:23
 

Episode 106: Asgard Doesn't Have Alimony Laws

with Boots Raingear, Adam Bozarth, Jimmyfranks, Kumquatxop, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

Content for this episode was provided by Erminea Heart, Gaylord McHappenstance, and Sherlockian

Love is a curious thing. The thing that drives two people together into a passionate embrace is as complicated as it is powerful. But the thing that drives one person to claim that they're married to a Norse god? That's called "being a crazy person". We're taking a look at Lokiwives and godspouses: People who claim to be in a polygamous relationship with one or more gods, and report that the sex is terrific. This week, wherever you go, whatever you do, these people still won't make any sense.

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MUSIC USED
  1. Nouvelle Vague - Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn'tve)
  2. FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
  3. Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting
  4. Danzig - Brand New God
  5. Lemon singing U2's "In God's Country"
ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:25
 

Episode 105: The Only Thing I Know Is That I Am An Expert In Everything

with Jack Chick, Nutshell Gulag, STOG, Boots Raingear, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

The majority of content for this episode was provided by Montrith.

From the very beginning, the Internet was created as a method of transferring useful, verifiable, and well sourced information from one place to another. Then some other guys showed up and said "Free information? There's no money in that!", and thus our lives were forever changed by the ASP.NET framework. But when it comes to monetizing expertise, no website charges as much while supplying as little as LivePerson.com: A multi-million dollar website where morons sell information they don't have to suckers who don't know they don't have it. This week, The F Plus is reading strategy guides to this year's Christmas Games.

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MUSIC USED
  1. King & Deco - Professional
  2. SKisM - Experts
Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:24
 

It's A Raspberry Pi That Plays F Plus Episodes

F Plus listener and Irregular subject Chaz GELF shared on ballp.it that he used a Raspberry Pi and a bash script to make a little computer thing that plays F Plus episodes. I felt this was something that needed sharing. The thread is here.
Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:30
 

Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist

READERS: Isfahan, STOG, Portaxx, Boots Raingear, and Lemon.

Edited by Isfahan

Content for this episode was provided by chairmanroflmao.

Any wise man must know that there is much to the universe that he does not know. But the wiser man makes up a bunch of crap about other universes and then sells that crap to suckers for two hundred bucks a pop. On a completely related note, Burt Goldman wants to welcome you to Quantum Jumping. What is Quantum Jumping? That's privileged information, I'm gonna need your bank account information first. But while we're waiting for this transaction to process, how about I read some testimonials? This week, Isfahan will not hesitate to shoot his doppelganger.

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MUSIC USED
  1. Quantum Leap TV Theme
  2. Pointer Sisters - Jump (For My Love)
ADDITIONAL FUN
  1. Vincent McNicoll @ Reverb Nation

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:24
 

A San Francisco Podcast

READERS: Lemon, Boots Raingear, Jack Chick, Kumquatxop, and Happy Ending.

Edited by Boots Raingear

Content for this episode was gathered by Lemon and Boots, with a little help from Montrith.

Pictured above: Bowls of Carrot Noodles with “Peanut” Sauce and a Dorito Sandwich (For Kids). Click for larger view.

LIVE from the home of Zynga, it's The F Plus Podcast! When Lemon and Boots visited The City By The Bay, they felt it was perfectly appropriate to sample the culinary traditions of such a vibrant and exciting city. Then, after eating some really good tacos, they made some raw food garbage based on recipes they found on the internet. Have you ever wanted to know what raw vegetable makes a perfect substitute for linguine? Or how changing the color of your salt can improve your chakra? Of course not, because you're not an idiot. This week, The F Plus plays the crunch twice for good measure.

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MUSIC USED
  1. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya
  2. Busta Rhymes - Everything Remains Raw
  3. Lady - Twerk
  4. Ween - Where'd The Cheese Go?
Last Updated on Thursday, 27 June 2013 19:01
 

Episode 103: Adam Carolla Would Look Better In A Burqa

READERS: Isfahan, Boots Raingear, John Toast, Adam Bozarth, Portaxx, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

Content for this episode was provided by Sherlockian.

I guess if you think about it for a little while, you could probably come up with a couple good things that women have provided for the world. Apparently the square bottom paper grocery bag was invented by a woman, also COBOL, and say what you will about the execution, but Toxic is a pretty catchy song. Still though, for the writers of sites like the-spearhead.com, avoiceformen.com and Men Going Their Own Way, that simply isn't enough. These are some dudes that have some issues with women, and like a lot of things, that's the fault of women. This week, The F Plus feels emboldened by the smell of urinal cakes.

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MUSIC USED
  1. James Brown - It's A Man's Man's Man's World
  2. FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
  3. Guns N Roses - Back Off Bitch
  4. Destiny's Child - Independent Women Part I
  5. Ten Masked Men - Independent Women Part I

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:09
 

EPISODE 100

READERS (in order): Jack Chick, Isfahan, bumpgrrl, Victor Laszlo (from inside a glass box), John Toast, Acierocolotl, Lemon, Portaxx, Boots Raingear, STOG, Nutshell Gulag, Bunnybread, and Kumquatxop, with special segments from and Jimmyfranks.

Edited mainly by Portaxx, with assistance from John

Content for this episode was largely provided by the person reading it. Portaxx served as the Show Runner for this episode.

For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore.

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CONTENT READ (IN ORDER):
  1. Ulilillia Really Likes Pizza, Some Colors, And Bubsy (and he has the math to prove it)
  2. David Gontermann Has An Unhealthy Conversation With An Underage Hedgehog
  3. JustinRPG Goes On A Talk Show To Explain His Love For Reshiram
  4. I Genuinely Have No Idea Why I Can't Get Laid, I Presume It Must Be A Conspiracy
  5. The Rat Porn Lady Is Going To Cast A Spell On You
  6. Yiff The Otter
  7. Let's Read Random Selections From Time Cube
  8. HI I'M CAROLE AND I HATE MY BODY
  9. Pinku Is Japanese For Pink
  10. My Wife Is Frequently Bored
  11. Alex Chiu Is Going To Make You Gorgeous
  12. Matthew Moulton Has A Hard Time Making Friends
  13. Why Is It That People Forget About The Elven Holocaust?
  14. And Then Legolas Said "Which Voice Did I Use For This Again?"
  15. 2 The Ranting Griffon Does Not Understand Atrocity Tourism
  16. Dave Hopkins Doesn't Need To Listen To Your Criticism

(the reader intros were selections from Fat Chicks In Party Hats)

MUSIC USED
  1. justinRPG - I Love Reshiram (Married To Reshiram)
  2. justinRPG - I Hate This Windows Vista Tonight
  3. Alienjack - Freak of Emotion part 1
  4. Dragonstomper - Escape

(the last two songs are from the Struggle And Fall album, assembled and produced by K. Thor Jensen)

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Monday, 10 June 2013 13:36
 


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