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Episode 89: Angry Angry Hippos

READERS: Portaxx, John Toast, Victor Laszlo, Isfahan, Boots Raingear, and Lemon

Edited by Isfahan

Content for this episode was provided by Montrith, Jacobb and Lady Frenzy (separately, and we combined their submissions into one piece of reading)

Human beings come in a myriad of shapes and sizes, and the enlightened among us would say that this is all perfectly fine. While there may be difficulties or handicaps or struggles with having or striving for certain body types, it is up to each person to find comfort in a life they choose for themselves. Again, this is the enlightened opinion. There's also the opinions of angry idiots on the internet, who loudly shriek that drawing a correlation between weight and health is equivalent to committing a hate crime. This may surprise you, but we're spending time with the latter. This week, The F Plus gets mad at corporate skinny cats.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. The comments section of Pixar joins in on fat-bashing
  2. thin privilege is not having to look at weight limits when purchasing a groupon activity
  3. Chairs. Yup. Fucking CHAIRS.
  4. 21 Things to Stop Saying Unless You Hate Fat People
  5. Discussion Thread: When Fat-Shame Didn't Stop Me
  6. Today In Fat Hatred: FAT SOLDIERS
  7. Two Days In The Life of Fatty Fatastrophe
  8. Discussion Thread: I Was Fat Shamed

MUSIC USED

  • AC/DC - Whole Lotta Rosie
  • Dr. Feelgood & The Interns - Dr. Feel-Good

Last Updated on Wednesday, 20 February 2013 18:30
 

Episode 88: I Can See Your Retch Marks

READERS: Isfahan, John Toast, Bunnybread, Portaxx, and Lemon

Edited by Isfahan

Most of this content was provided by King Kalamari

It should be no surprise to any of you that a reasonable percentage of the population finds the female breast aesthetically pleasing. There are all sorts of scientific and emotional reasons for this, but some tastes can develop from there. Many would prefer that they have a certain girth but (much to the dismay of Coco T), many will also agree that there is such a thing as "too big". The writers in this episode, all of whom belong to the website TheOverflowingBra.com, would argue that breasts can't be "too big" unless the Earth fails to contain them, and then only just. This week, The F Plus delivers our one week payload.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
Note: For reasons beyond human understanding all sites on TheOverflowingBra are provided as zipped .RTF files. The links below will take you to the HTML page to find the links on
  1. Sweet Tooth by Jojo
  2. Breakfast Table by Tenant
  3. The Breast Video Game Everby Tigeras
  4. Faeophobia: 'Cock's Desire'by XXXecil
  5. and then plot synopses from random stories on the website. Find your own!

MUSIC USED

  • Joaquín Rodrigo - Concerto de Aranjuez
  • Francisco Tárrega - Capricho Árabe

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:36
 

Episode 87: So, Clearly You All Hate Us

READERS: John, Acierocolotl, Boots Raingear, Isfahan, Portaxx, and Lemon

Edited by Portaxx

A little while ago, we opened it up to you, The F Plus listeners, to provide us with some of the most intensely absurd material we could find. Then we had troubles releasing episodes regularly, but the two are unrelated. The point is, we sounded the alarm, and several people inundated us with crazy. To celebrate that fact, we have here a selection of three of the most irritating and/or baffling submissions of the lot, wrapped up with a little bow. You know, for fun. This week, we introduce Jenny J Jay Number J.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. Selections from Naryu's Livejournal, which has been made "friends only" for now. (Submitted by Inari)
  2. Selections from Suicides Are Never Clean, a novel by Colleen Michaels (submitted by Prickly Pete)
  3. And finally, selections from Jenffer's Show, a comic by Jenffer A Jay which makes no sense at all. (submitted by Odd)

MUSIC USED

  • Ryunosuke Kudo - Amaterasu
  • void - Idealized Romance
  • RANDO - Maxx U Flippin' Out?
  • Kenichi Chiba - Please Don't Go (2step)

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Monday, 10 December 2012 22:53
 

Episode 86: All RFIDs In Me

READERS: Boots Raingear, Acierocolotl, Bunnybread, Isfahan, and Lemon

Edited by Acierocolotl

Hypothesis, thesis, antithesis. It's those three words that distill the Scientific Method. A way of thinking that has brought our society the majority of the gifts given to itself over the last thousand years. But some people (mainly from the Southern US, to be frank) have decried this methodology, believing it unknowable when an inkling becomes a theory. This is all just as well, because the folks over at Godlike Productions have come up with a new crucible: Go to a hideous website, explain your theory to uncaring nitwits, and if you still believe what you think by the time the thread dies, your statement is fact. This week, The F Plus all have our hands on our vaginas.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. What is the absolute strangest thing that you have ever seen that no one else could POSSIBLY beleive?
  2. My experience on the moon, and coming events.
  3. Is It Gay For Guy To Be Obsessed With Unicorns ?
  4. Osama's "Second Death" Caused By The Large Hadron Collider
  5. Girlfriend sleeps with her hand on her vagina?
  6. Apple is the medium of the beast
  7. Tupac knew about the Illuminatie plan and the RFID-Chip?

MUSIC USED

  • Mark Snow - X-Files Theme

ADDITIONAL FUN

  • So, here's the lyrics for the 2Pac song "They Don't Give A Fuck About Us". While that isn't remarkable by itself, something really wonderful happens if you ask the site to interpret the lyric "I gotta deal with brothas flippin"
  • and while we're at it...
  • RapGenius explains all the lyrics in the Lady song Yankin
  • Hey Plies, you keep saying that Bitch a Hoe. What exactly does that mean?
  • Mystikal came in here with his dick in his hand? Why would he do such a thing?
  • Did somebody honestly try to write down the chorus of Gossip Folks? Several people did? Alright then.
  • I could do this all day, but I'll stop myself. Leave your favorite in the comments.

Last Updated on Monday, 03 December 2012 18:27
 

Episode 85: Drowning In A Bucket of Words

READERS: STOG, Portaxx, Adam Bozarth, Isfahan, and Lemon

Edited by Lemon

A bunch of this content was provided by Montrith.

Here is some poetry. It is butt.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. A Juggalo Poem by Sorrowcurse
  2. School School School by BethanyBallet
  3. Kids These Days
  4. I Want Into Mary's Twat by BigBob
  5. The Lonelyness Of The Social Networking Widower by Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  6. Rhianna Is A Dickslap! by Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  7. shit by raven.lilith. blackwood (thymorbidmisstrs)
  8. Hippo love by nevski pazza
  9. The Butterchav Effect by nevski pazza
  10. Grrr 2 by nevski pazza
  11. Chris Martin Is Cock by The Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  12. Well, Fuck Me From For Having A Opinion!! by The Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  13. Sore Balls by The Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  14. Lost Verses From The Cypher Siccness by Full-Metal Rebel

MUSIC USED

  • Skinny Puppy - I'mmortal
  • Gang of Four - I Found That Essence Rare

ADDITIONAL FUN

  • Would you believe DeepUndergroundPoetry has more than one poem titled "shit"? Do a search
Last Updated on Tuesday, 06 November 2012 00:26
 

Episode 84: Elisha Cuthbert Has To Pee Sometimes

READERS: STOG, Kumquatxop, Portaxx, Boots Raingear, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon

Edited by Boots Raingear

Explaining his methodology for creating tension in his films, Alfred Hitchcock said "There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it." This sums up the fetish of our subjects quite well, as long as you substitute "the bang" with "peeing". And substitute "terror" with "boner". And... well, you should probably misspell all the other words just to make it thematically appropriate. In this episode, we're looking at the writings of omoroshi fetishists — persons whom (for reasons known only to themselves) the idea of needing to pee is super duper hot. This week, you'll grit your death in agony.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. How can you tell if someone is into omorashi
  2. Colour of Pee
  3. Videogame Wetting
  4. Severus Snape and the office chair
  5. My EPIC Story
  6. Superpwrful piss
  7. Desperate Girls In Tv Shows

MUSIC USED

  • Harry Nilsson - I'd Rather Be Dead Than Wet The Bed
  • Jiz - Let's Have A Pee Pee

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:47
 

Episode 83: Just The 160,000 Of Us

READERS: John Toast, Portaxx, STOG, Boots Raingear, Bunnybread, Isfahan, and Lemon

Edited by Portaxx

Some people believe that it's poor form to make fun of people with legitimate mental issues. We have a slightly different ethical stance on the matter, mostly centered around the fact that Connie Marshall makes us all giggle. But anyway, if you were to have this standard, where would you draw the line? If people with schizophrenia are off-limits, what about people who don't have schizophrenia, but pretend like they do? Wouldn't that just be a different kind of mental disorder? And if those people were banging on about how they're being persecuted by the "singlets", wouldn't that drain any compassion you might otherwise feel? To test all of these, we're exploring Multiple Systems - a complicated architecture drawn by people whose brains are basically a television with a hyperactive remote. This week, we're running out of voodka.

Some content for this episode was provided by VK.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. Living Plural FAQ
  2. We Are Magneton
  3. A night in Hell with headmates
  4. Messing With Headmates
  5. On intrasystem dating
  6. Multie Highs
  7. Singlet Privilege Checklist
  8. Discrimination tastes like candy!
  9. Stop Telling Me I'm Wrong
  10. I Shouldn't Have To Work
  11. THE RUNDOWN ON WEARYTURTLE

MUSIC USED

  • Lou Rawls - Pure Imagination
  • Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son
  • Bill Withers - Just The Two of Us

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Monday, 21 January 2013 22:45
 

Episode 82: I Sink I Love You


READERS: Portaxx, Isfahan, Acierocolotl, Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop, and Lemon

Edited by Isfahan

As third wave feminism took hold in the 1990's, popular culture found themselves once again looking at the power dynamics of sexuality. Could a woman be strong and independent while still bandying around words like “slut”? Perhaps. Can people live self-actualized lives and still secretly crave a certain sense of helplessness and longing for the strength of another? Probably. Is this a terrible summary for an episode that's all about ladies getting stuck in quicksand? Undoubtedly. We're exploring QuicksandFans.com - a site for people who really like to think about other people getting stuck in preposterous situations only slightly less embarassing than Mitt Romney's current campaign. This week, the F Plus learns the correct way to measure how much room there is in your bog.

The majority of this content was provided by Chaz Gelf.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. Which is better? (Tidal or River Mud)
  2. serious question
  3. Sinking while high/intoxicated?
  4. Thoughts on a Quicksand Video Game?
  5. New form of perversion on wow
  6. a series of video summaries from Mud Puddle Visuals (NSFW!)
  7. Boggy content in Lord of the Rings Online (LOTRO.)
  8. more dirty limericks
  9. Was the Porn found in Bin laden's compound Quicksand videos?
  10. APPLESAUSE?!

MUSIC USED

  • Sugarland - Stuck Like Glue
  • Martha and the Vandellas - Quicksand
Last Updated on Wednesday, 03 October 2012 09:01
 

IRREGULAR #3: Asexuals

Irregular

Asexuals

Released September 24th, 2012

Now it's time for the asexuals to get their say! We sat down with three webcomic artists who have no shame in telling you that they have not had sex in their lives. Might they do so in the future? That was discussed in a great conversation that went from racists who want promiscuous children to things to do in Las Vegas when you're asexual to the correct title of a Pixar parody porn title, and all logical points in between.

Keetah's webcomic: Villian | Icarus' webcomic: Inhuman | Chaz Gelf's webcomic: Intergalactic Truckstop

Music: L'Aguardiente by Camper Van Beethoven

Last Updated on Tuesday, 25 September 2012 18:07
 

A Whole New Way To Submit Content

Hello, I am a pointless stock photo. Ignore me.

Why, hi there!

Real quick, I just wanted to talk to you about submissions for a sec: We get a lot. Like, probably two or three a day. And that's great. The problem is, a lot of these submissions are compiled into a giant spreadsheet which has been around since The F Plus started, and we don't do a lot of housekeeping on that file. What I'm saying is: It's a goddamn mess, and as more submissions come in, it just gets more harder to navigate.

So to help with that, I redid the submit content page to explain the new system. If you still want to submit with the old system, feel free, but just keep in mind that it's less ideal and more likely to get your submission lost in the shuffle.

Also, if you've submitted stuff before using the old system, and you've always questioned why we never got to it, I'd very much recommend you to put a document together and submit it with the new system. Could be that the submission got lost, or it could be that we saw the one piece and couldn't imagine what the rest of the episode would look like.

You guys have been terrific at supplying us with content the last year or so, it's about time we adopted a new system to make better use of it all. Thanks.

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:32
 


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