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Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN.

with Boots Raingear, Jack Chick, Frank West, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

Content for this episode was provided by Montrith.

Coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is a word that's only about three decades old. Presumably before that, people who were terrified of clowns were just called Person Who Has Seen A Clown Before. But a much less discovered topic is the one of coulrophilia, translated from the latin it means Perverts That Get Boners When They Think About Clowns Doing It, or more simply Tuesday on Fetlife. This week, The F Plus accidentally applies to work in the Circus.

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MUSIC USED
  1. The Dickies - Killer Klowns From Outer Space
  2. FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
  3. Shirley Bassey - Clown Town
  4. Green Jell├┐ - Rock N Roll Pumpkin
  5. Green Jell├┐ - House Me Teenage Rave
ADDITIONAL FUN
  1. Something awful reviews Clown Porn
  2. Brett Gelman's iBrain is probably the best thing that ever happened on Comedy Death Ray

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:21
 

Episode 112: I've Got My Spine, I've Got My Woman Crushed

with Boots Raingear, John Toast, Isfahan, Victor Laszlo, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

Content for this episode was provided by Montrith.

There's moments of blissful comfort that can be undeniably wonderful. To find someone that you care about, and wrap their body around your own, silently sharing a few moments of euphoric, peaceful togetherness, is there anything better than that? The people in this week's episode would say: Yes, it would be better if she was flat and she just spent an hour talking about how flat she was, that would be totally hot. Because this podcast is still going strong, and as it turns out we haven't exhausted the weird fetishes yet, so this time it's about the object of your affection being flat. This week, The F Plus can't just play the theme song once.

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MUSIC USED
  1. The Horrible F Plus Jingle
  2. The Horrible F Plus Jingle
  3. FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
  4. Neal Sedaka - Calendar Girl
  5. The Horrible F Plus Jingle
ADDITIONAL FUN
  1. Erection In The Wringer (parts 1-6) - Warning: Horrifying
  2. Horrible Jingles

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:21
 

Episode 111: Pokemon XXX & WHY?

with Isfahan, Bunnybread, Boots Raingear, and Lemon.

Edited by John Toast (he also pitched the episode title)

Emily Dickinson is often quoted as saying "The heart wants what it wants." She died in 1899, over a hundred years before the popularization of the modern internet. But I put the following question to you: If Emily Dickinson was alive today, would she have an account on the Serebii.net forums? More importantly, and stay with me here, would she go on the Serebii.net forums and participate in a 100 page thread about people who are sexually attracted to Pokemon? You can't, with absolute 100% certainty, say no, which is the same thing as yes. This week, Ampharos promises to be gentle up there.

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Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:22
 

Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts

with Isfahan, Acierocolotl, Jack Chick, Boots Raingear, Lou Fernandez, and Lemon.

Edited by Boots Raingear

Content for this episode was provided by Al

According to a 2012 Huffington Post omnibus poll, 45% of Americans believe that ghosts are real. And according in a 2008 survey published by Psychology Today, 44% of women admit to having rape fantasies. Statistically, this leaves an inevitable overlap for those two Venn circles, and that's what we're exploring. From several sites around the internet, this is Astral Sex - it's kind of like a Scooby Doo parody porno, except all the visualization is being done in your head, which probably makes it worse. This week, we're back from some time off, and THIS is what we're reading!?

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MUSIC USED
  1. The Muffs - Outer Space
  2. Modern Lovers - Astral Plane
ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:23
 

Episode 109: Your Role Is Played Out

with Boots Raingear, John, Acierocolotl, Isfahan, and Lemon.

Edited by Isfahan

Content for this episode was provided by Cheapskate

As modern people, it's easy for us to find our day to day lacking in dramatic moments. Of course, it could be up to all of us to go out in the world and find our own adventure, to live the life that each of us have been briefly allotted. The thing is though, finding our own adventure sometimes means losing your internet connection, so screw it. Outside is overrated anyway. And so say the members of Chicken Smoothie, a kid-friendly furry virtual-pet trading thingamajig with a very active community of role play forum posters. This week, there's no laws about The F Plus (just a long list of rules).

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Lemon says: Sorry about my audio in the bumpers.

MUSIC USED
  1. MGMT - Time To Pretend
  2. The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog
ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:23
 

Episode 108: The Staind Lyrics In My Signature Will Demonstrate My Intellect

with Boots Raingear, Jack Chick, John, Nutshell Gulag, STOG, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Edited by STOG

Content for this episode was provided by KR Mitchell

On a planet with a population of 7 billion, it's easy to get overwhelmed by the shortcomings of other people. Hopefully you have friends, loved ones, and a strong vibrant community where you can be a part of a greater whole, providing for others while benefitting from their care. But if there's not the case, there's a lot of other angry idiots on the internet you can shout at. We're looking at whyihatepeople.com, a site where you can complain about the stupidity of others while trying avoid pot/kettle conversations about your own stupidity. This week, The F Plus has been thinking about peeing on your coat.

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MUSIC USED
  1. The Clash - Hateful
  2. William Shatner - Common People

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:23
 

Episode 107: Trash At Demonhead

with Boots Raingear, Isfahan, John, Jimmyfranks, Bunnybread, and Lemon.

Edited by Isfahan

Content for this episode was provided by Cheapskate

It's hard for an independent game developer to break into the business. With average budgets for high profile games now exceeding $20 million, and an ever increasing number of different publishers competing over market share, how is a guy with no education and no experience going to create, publish and market his own game? The answer is simple: He's not! And that's totally fine, because the game he would have created would have just been a rehash of other games using characters he didn't own the rights to. We're looking at the Fantendo wiki - a place where people can skip game development and cut straight to game journalism. Because really, the journalism's the most sophisticated part. This week, The F Plus needs to stay radical or it will implode!

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MUSIC USED
  1. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Title Screen
  2. Super Metroid: Item Room
  3. Nintendo Cereal System Commercial from 1989
Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:23
 

Episode 106: Asgard Doesn't Have Alimony Laws

with Boots Raingear, Adam Bozarth, Jimmyfranks, Kumquatxop, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

Content for this episode was provided by Erminea Heart, Gaylord McHappenstance, and Sherlockian

Love is a curious thing. The thing that drives two people together into a passionate embrace is as complicated as it is powerful. But the thing that drives one person to claim that they're married to a Norse god? That's called "being a crazy person". We're taking a look at Lokiwives and godspouses: People who claim to be in a polygamous relationship with one or more gods, and report that the sex is terrific. This week, wherever you go, whatever you do, these people still won't make any sense.

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MUSIC USED
  1. Nouvelle Vague - Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn'tve)
  2. FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
  3. Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting
  4. Danzig - Brand New God
  5. Lemon singing U2's "In God's Country"
ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:25
 

Episode 105: The Only Thing I Know Is That I Am An Expert In Everything

with Jack Chick, Nutshell Gulag, STOG, Boots Raingear, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

The majority of content for this episode was provided by Montrith.

From the very beginning, the Internet was created as a method of transferring useful, verifiable, and well sourced information from one place to another. Then some other guys showed up and said "Free information? There's no money in that!", and thus our lives were forever changed by the ASP.NET framework. But when it comes to monetizing expertise, no website charges as much while supplying as little as LivePerson.com: A multi-million dollar website where morons sell information they don't have to suckers who don't know they don't have it. This week, The F Plus is reading strategy guides to this year's Christmas Games.

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MUSIC USED
  1. King & Deco - Professional
  2. SKisM - Experts
Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:24
 

It's A Raspberry Pi That Plays F Plus Episodes

F Plus listener and Irregular subject Chaz GELF shared on ballp.it that he used a Raspberry Pi and a bash script to make a little computer thing that plays F Plus episodes. I felt this was something that needed sharing. The thread is here.
Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:30
 


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