Episode 54: Yum, Slurp and Drool




READERS: Jack Chick, STOG, Jimmyfranks, Nutshell Gulag, bumpgrrl, Boots Raingear, John, and Lemon.

Recorded and edited by Boots Raingear

This is an episode all about vore. If you don't know what the word "vore" means, then you can consider yourself morally pure. You don't spent a lot of time on the internet looking up creepy fetishes, and you're probably living a healthier and more productive life because of it. Unlucky for you, you're about to lose that innocence. Vore is a fetish wherein people eat other people. It's not cannibalism, that's something else. This is a thing about people eating other people whole. I'm sure the community for this will be well-rounded and reasonable. This week, The F Plus asks to Super Size our meal.

download spacer itunes spacer google spacer rss

PIECES READ, IN ORDER

  1. How to Chatroom. A Guide for you and yours. by Luckless
  2. would you got to a planet with giant birds and dragons? by justinrpg (with replies)
  3. Michael Ross' profile at examiner.com
  4. Vore=Love? by Yoshi_Lover and Guess-whom
  5. My girlfriend broke up with me... by Wierdost (with replies)
  6. school scene desired by firefox01
  7. neglected organs.. by llamabob35 (with replies)
  8. No burps in vore by icn (with replies)
  9. The Joys of Jello by HungryFatGirl
  10. Vore feeling less and less forbidden,and thus less arousing? by Dragonic_Wolf (with replies)
Music Used:
  • Tone Lōc - If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody
  • Sheb Wooley - Purple People Eater
  • Toto Coelo - I Eat Cannibals

ADDITIONAL HORROR

Last Updated on Wednesday, 01 February 2012 16:01
 

How Some Of You Got Here

THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS THAT BROUGHT PEOPLE TO OUR SITE

People looking for porn

  • www porno fyre com
  • video her blue sweatpants black cock rape
  • vietnamese women sexual proclivities
  • ladies gangbanging
  • anal love smut
  • 70's pornography

People looking for help

  • what is a tag in a teleplay
  • tags to describe yourself
  • tags to describe myself
  • how did i get a fetish
  • anything you want in particular

People looking for unconventional wank material

  • sweatpants pantyline
  • sexual pleasure from overeating
  • phallic bonding
  • tentacle kink meme
  • "courtesy pee" bike

People looking for specific people

  • jonathan frakes, bare chested
  • jonathan frakes shirtless
  • doug tennapel gay
  • obama's last tweet
  • g. liddy podcast no longer free

People hopefully not actually looking for us

  • sexy twilight lemon
  • raingear gay novell
People looking for... I have no idea
  • siesta: to ipsíthilla
  • gang stalkings mormons pick on poor sinful boys white hats black hats
  • and yeah, in that instance i was pretending that i was blowing a dragon. i wasn't able to get into the fantasy as much as the camera was on my mind... but that was the intention. zeta, bad-dragon, exotic-erotics, etc are all just toy companies. some of bad dragon's stuff is modeled after real animals, most of zeta's stuff is, hell some of exotic-erotics stuff is actually live casted from real animals...
  • children who bruise easily on legs
Additional notes
  • 114 people, mostly Italian, found us by searching for "xxv porno" or "porno xxv".
  • Our top google search referral that isn't "F+", "F Plus", or anything of the like, is "shakespearehemmingway"
  • In the last 6 months, 55% of visitors used Firefox, 32% used Chrome, 0.22% used something called RockMelt and 0.05% used Internet Explorer
Last Updated on Thursday, 14 July 2011 10:39
 

F Plus Live II

It's coming. It's real. Though some details may not be.

F Plus Live comes back to Minneapolis on Friday, September 30th!. What sort of festivities do we have planned? How about you click play and find out.

Last Updated on Sunday, 04 September 2011 00:39
 

Episode 53: Mix'd Nuts: Socks, Bots and Burps



READERS: Jack Chick, Jimmyfranks, Bunnybread, Boots Raingear, John, and Lemon.

Recorded by Boots Raingear, Edited by Jimmyfranks

Some of our favorite F+ content has come to us, unsolicited, by our listeners. Honestly, I don't know how it is that you're coming across this kind of reading material, but I'm glad you do. To that end, we're offering three profoundly strange listener submissions: The first is fiction involving a transmogrification fetish, the second is a confession of one woman's love for a Peterbilt truck, and the third? Burp fetish. Yes, you read that right, burp fetish. This week, The F Plus tries to find their missing sock.

download spacer itunes spacer google spacer rss

PIECES READ, IN ORDER

  1. Fun Time at the Choose Your Own Change archive
  2. Jeff's Dad Stops By at the Choose Your Own Change archive
  3. One Odd Sock at the Choose Your Own Change archive
  4. Jeff Makes A Good Sock at the Choose Your Own Change archive
  5. Mrs. Bonita Prime profile on DeviantArt
  6. Ten Sentence Fantasy at the Burp Fetish Forums
Music Used:
  • American Breed - Bend Me, Shape Me
  • Transformers Theme
  • Sammy Davis Jr. - Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

Last Updated on Wednesday, 01 February 2012 16:01
 

Episode 52: How To Listen To A Podcast (Advanced Users)



How To Draw A Shark

How To Draw A Cartoon Dog

READERS: Boots Raingear, Portaxx, Nutshell Gulag, Acierocolotl, Isfahan, STOG, Kumquatxop and Lemon.

Recorded and edited by Boots Raingear

Yes, it's another WikiHow episode. No, it's not a re-run. Frankly, Boots has been wanting to record a second WikiHow episode since we finished recording the first one, and he's got a point. There's really so much additional ground we need to cover, it would be downright irresponsible for us to think we've taught you enough. We're covering the words of teenagers, misogynists, morons, nerds and perverts, all of whom have helpful advice for you. This week, The F Plus finishes Step Twelve.

download spacer itunes spacer google spacer rss

PIECES READ, IN ORDER

    1. How to Perform a Courtesy Pee by Humidresearcher
    2. How To Look Like A Modern Style Elf by MA, Amberlyn and Cece
    3. How To Made A Boyfriend Stop Playing Xbox by Cody Jano and Teresa (I'd guess it's more Cody than Teresa)
    4. How To Rap by Tom Viren
    5. How To Drop A Phone In The Toilet And Make It Look Real by StephenK
    6. How To Freeball In Gym Class by Freeballer1123.
    7. How to Become a Master Rogue by Carolyn Barratt
    8. How To Become An Awesome Spy Girl by Spygirl101
    9. And finally, our second orgasmic fireworks display of WikiHow article titles, the GoogleDoc for which you can find here.
Music Used:
  • Hidden Cameras - Underage
  • Hidden Cameras - Golden Stream
  • Hidden Cameras - I Believe In The Good of Life

Last Updated on Wednesday, 01 February 2012 16:50  

Episode 51: She Thinks My Sex Are Spexy



READERS: Boots Raingear, John, Jimmyfranks, Portaxx, Isfahan, Jack Chick, STOG, and and Lemon.

Recorded by Boots Raingear, edited by Portaxx

If you've listened to the F Plus for any length of time, you've probably found yourself familiarized with certain obscure fetishes. And while some of these fetishes have been really strange, there's always a portion of the listenership that was already familiar with this subculture. That trend ends now. What we have here is a community of men and women who are really turned on by poor eyesight. People for whom the height of eroticism is ophthalmology exams with really poor numbers. This week on the F Plus, we let STOG sing a country song.

download spacer itunes spacer google spacer rss

PIECES READ, IN ORDER

  1. About me or what a weirdo by Bobby
  2. A poetic composition for a lazy Friday afternoon (in two parts) by Will
  3. My Own Private OO (sections III and IV) by All4Eyes
  4. The TAMING of the SHREW (Another story of Will Shakespeare and his staff of gay optometrists) by Julian
  5. She Thinks My Spex Are Sexy by Marie
  6. Paralyzed Lovers III by Tatjd
  7. Rare Blood by All4Eyes
  8. Measure For Measure by Julian
Music Used:
  • Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now
  • Ray Charles - I Can See Clearly Now
  • Kenny Chesney - She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy

Last Updated on Wednesday, 01 February 2012 23:32
 

Episode 50: What's Louisville Got To Do With It?



Hacker Inside Computer

Electromagnetic Victim

Gang Stalking

READERS: Boots Raingear, Bunnybread, Jack Chick, Kumquatxop, Victor Laszlo, and and Lemon.
(Acier was there for a little while too)

Recorded by Boots Raingear, edited by Lemon (and it's the last goddamn time he's editing an episode in Audacity.)

Over the last couple months, the so-called "legitimate press" has spent time talking about the extension of the USA PATRIOT Act, legislation which has allowed the US Government to secretly monitor its citizens since 2001. But really, so what!? It barely makes a hill of beans of difference when you consider the sophisticated audio, video, microwave, laser and improvizational surveillance which the goverment has put in place specifically to annoy some woman named Connie Marshall. This week, The F Plus rethinks their millinery choices. (Look it up)

download spacer itunes spacer google spacer rss

PIECES READ, IN ORDER

  1. ALERT!!!! "I DO FEAR FOR MY LIFE" (scroll down a bit)
  2. ELECTROMAGNETIC ASSAULTS, GANG STALKING, MIND CONTROL AND V2K (Voice to Skull)
  3. I AM WATCHED EVEN IN MY PRIVATE MOMENTS (scroll down a bit more)
  4. POOR MAN'S SHIELDING (with additional tips from Connie's fans)
  5. lifeenergyshields.com
  6. ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES (scroll down a bit)
  7. POLICE REPORTS NO INVESTIGATIONS!!!
  8. COMPLAINTS FILED WITH INTERNET CRIMES COMPLAINT CENTER (IC3)
  9. FOR SALE - CORRUPTION EVIDENCE CD'S
  10. FOX41's profile on Connie Marshall by Bennett Haeberle
  11. Louisville Gas & Electric
  12. Fplus2 <---[NOT SAFE FOR WORK]
Music Used:
  • Dead Milkmen - I Against Osbourne
  • Mojo Nixon - My TV Is Watching Me
  • TI ft/ Rhianna - Live Your Life (heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)
  • Soul Coughing - Unmarked Helicopters

Last Updated on Wednesday, 01 February 2012 23:33
 

F Plus Criminal All-Stars

First in a series.

Left to Right: JimL2, Boots Raingear, Lemon, Keytar Solo, Frank West

From APB

 

Episode 49: Reno Iz Drest In A Kostoom


READERS: Acierocolotl, Boots Raingear, Isfahan, Kumquatxop, Jack Chick, Portaxx, and and Lemon. GUEST READER: Zarla Sheenaza

Recorded by Boots Raingear, edited by Portaxx.

Poorly constructed news reports and badly writen books will often speak about the "digital lives" that the anonymity of the internet afford us all. In the world of a MUCK (or multi-user chat kingdom), players can create an artificial personality and then use it to have artificial sex with other artificial personalities. And if that already sounds gross, it's gonna get worse when you're dealiing with people who have no idea how the female body works. This week, the F Plus finds new uses for the heart shaped box.

download spacer itunes spacer google spacer rss

NOTE: We found all these profiles at a site called When Online RPGs Attack, but rather than link you directly to the threads we found them in, we put together this handy readalong document! This document contains the text for all the pieces we read, plus Portaxx did a bunch of sketches about the characters featured, which have been lovingly pasted inside the document so it looks like a teenager's notebook.

Music Used:
  • Can Be Real by Vision F

Want to download Portaxx's drawings for this episode?

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 17:30
 

Episode 48: Weighted Companion Dudes





READERS: Jack Chick, Boots Raingear, Nutshell Gulag, Jimmyfranks, Bunnybread, John and Lemon. GUEST READER: Lou Fernandez

Recorded and edited by Boots Raingear.

Nearly 50 episodes in, and it's time for The F Plus' first crossover. Lou Fernandez (of the Lou Reads podcast) is no stranger to terrible writing on the internet, but how will he respond when he's stuck in a room full of F Plus readers? Moreover, how will the F Plus readers respond to reading the okCupid profiles of the internet's most irritating nerds? The results shouldn't surprise you! This week, The F Plus looks at people who cannot possibly have sexually transmitted diseases.

download spacer itunes spacer google spacer rss

PROFILES READ, IN ORDER

  1. Blair Hippo
  2. BlutFatal
  3. FoxSazer
  4. darkwolfe23
  5. GoDz-sOn
  6. mc8bit
  7. BVegas1982
  8. code-cat
  9. DrJalapeno
  10. Mysteriousmark4
  11. wisdomrider
Music Used:
  • Al Green - I'm So Tired Of Being Alone
  • Harry Nilsson - One
  • REM - Romance

ADDITIONAL IRRITANTS

BUT FOR ACTUALLY GOOD READING...

I do unironically love okTrends, which is an infrequently updated blog put out by some of the OKcupid code analysts. I'd particularly recommend The Real Stuff White People Like, Gay Sex vs. Straight Sex and The Best Questions For A First Date. It's mathematically-based sociology, and it's got a healthy amount of snark as well.

Last Updated on Friday, 03 February 2012 10:46
 


Page 15 of 22

COMMENTS

For press inquiries and questions about the podcast, e-mail lemon@thefpl.us

[Valid RSS] Creative Commons License

WHO'S THAT?

We have 40 guests online