The F Plus

Readers: John, Isfahan, Acierocolotl, Squiddy McEnnui, Kumquatxop, Boots Raingear, Jack Chick, and Lemon

Deviating ever so slightly from our typical podcast formula, this is a dramatic reading of two different pieces of Transformers fanfiction. One is called Ravage 3 Bodies Evolution, and the other is called Dinobot's Old Technology. Our readers play various roles, and bring the thing to you in the style of a radio drama, which no doubt was the intent of the authors.

Readers: Acierocolatl, Boots Raingear, bumpgrrl, Bunnybread, John, Nutshell Gulag, Isfahan, Squiddy McEnnui, and Lemon

Twilight, as you are no doubt aware, is a poorly written series of books. Which has since become a poorly written series of movies. And yet, despite the undeniable crapulence of the material, there are throngs of people devoted to the love story of a elderly vampire and his teenage love interest who he feels like killing. What the hell, you ask? So do we! Let's examine the Twilight fans together, shall we?

Nearly all of the content in this episode is from Twilighters Anonymous

Music Used In This Episode:

• Fire Show - Who Do You Love?
• Morcheeba - Good Girl Down
• White Zombie - Blood, Milk And Sky (Miss September Mix)

Readers: Acierocolatl, Boots Raingear, JimL2, John, Squiddy McEnnui, Isfahan, Victor Lazslo, Lemon

This week, we read the work of pick up artists and the seduction community, a thing made popular by Mystery and other likeminded douchebags with stupid hats. Using their methods (as well as a generous amount of acronyms) you too can learn how to hate women almost as much as you hate yourself.

Content Read (In Order)...

• 2 Days of Sarging didn't go so well
• Quickest F Close Ever
• Pull Girls with These Seduction Techniques to Gain Female Attraction
• Backdoor Pleasure Patterns
• Blow Job Patterns
• Okay, so I Finally Did It (link no longer online)
• A Shocking Revelation About Something!

Readers: Acierocolotl, Kumquatxop, Jack Chick

This is a reading deleted from episode five (Weight, Weight, Don't Tell Me), but crazy enough that it really needed to see the light of day. You'll never look at obese women getting out of cars the same ever again.

Readers: Lemon w/ Squiddy McEnnui

An outtake from episode seven, this one was just too precious to not give to you immediately. A straight man from Oslo goes to gay bar to demonstrate his pick-up routines. Profound madness ensues.

Readers: Acierocolotl, Bunnybread, Isfahan, Jack Chick

Ever feel like there's a global conspiracy of random strangers who exist solely to harass, annoy, belabor, and confuse you. If you don't have schizophrenic tendancies, you probably answered no. But there's groups out there who insist that the conspiracy exists, and the only way to combat it is with crazy.

The first half of this reading is from Gang Stalking World.

Readers: Acierocolotl, Boots Raingear, Bunnybread, John, Jack Chick, Kumquatxop, Victor Lazslo, Squiddy McEnnui and Lemon

This week, The F Plus aims to go big, AS BIG AS POSSIBLE. Our readers tackle the work of food fetishists, who derive sexual pleasure from overeating.

A majority of this episode is taken from Fantasy Feeder Dot Com.

Readers: Acierocolotl, Boots Raingear, Bunnybread, John, Jack Chick, Kumquatxop, Isfahan, Squiddy McEnnui and Lemon

Everyone needs a support system. And this week, we've mined the the profiles and forums of an internet support group, in order to help you through any troubling times.

All content for this episode is from DailyStrength.Org.

Notes in reflection: Even after so many episodes, this is still one of my very favorites. Not just because of the smattering of absurdity that happens, but because all of this is ostensibly supposed to help others get over whatever issues they have.

Readers: Isfahan, Acierocolotl, Squiddy McEnnui, Jack Chick, John

We're coming off our previous fetishist episode with an episode of self-flagellating morality. This episode features motivation and tips from people angry that other people are having more fun than they are.

Content Read (in order)...

• Selections from Smut: A Sex Industry Insider and Concerned Father Says Enough Is Enough by Gil Reavill
• Poems from Sharing My Gift
• Selections from Every Young Man's Battle: Strategies for Victory in the Real World of Sexual Temptation
Tags:
• christians
• conservatives
• gil reavill
• literature
• poetry
• pornography
• straight edge

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